I do not take credits for the characters of Inuyasha and the words that mad-lib has provided. This is for your reading enjoyment C:
I've done these with my friend, Ginger Grande.
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CAR RACING
Parnelli Jones and paperstars finished in that order in the famous Moosejaw Speedway 500 Auto Race. Jones was last year's International fuzzy Champion. He drove a modified jar with a dual dough balls and a doughy suspension. Racing against Jones were a custom-made 54 cylinder pizza, and a four-wheel-drive meter. Inuyasha, who drove a phoque, was leading in the 40th lap, but went into a skid on the colourful turn and had a flat chair. Then Jones sat to the front and won easily by eight sacs. Afterwards Jones said, "It was was a flat race. The other drivers are all hard sports, and I would like to do them all."
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I can assure you, the ending of this was not intentional, it just...happened that way.
This can be found in Mad Lib III.