SARAH : YAY FOR WRITING ON NO SLEEP ON A COMPUTER THAT TOTALLY FUCKS WITH MY WRITING MOJO!!
RAN: It's your own fault your upstairs com is broken.
FEI : Most definitely.
SARAH : No its not!
LYN : Well at least you aren't encouraging Reeney to jump off tall buildings again.
Reeney : I have a cookie AND a concussion.
Malik " Thats nice dear.
Mariku : Where's Juhux?
SARAH : I sent her to go find Bakura, he'll be showing up again soon.
LYN : Yeah that'll be fun.
SARAH : I would've done it myself but I kept getting Shane your moldy green thing.
Lyn : That tends to happen.
SARAH : ROLL FILM AND CUT OFF LYN WHEN SHE'S ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING!!
LYN : We don't have any freaking fil-
STORY STARTS HERE
"I'M NOT A MONKEY DAMN IT!!"
"THATS EXACTLY WHAT A MONKEY WOULD SAY!!"
Mariku blinked from his place behind Juhux staring a the battle ground that used to be his living room. " How did i not hear them?"
"I'm still trying to figure that out myself." Juhux replied easily. The two of them turned to try and walk down the rest of the stairs.
Keyword, try.
The room was so completely filled with boxes that they were overflowing and piling up the stairs. They managed to walk about another foot before they had to start wading through the things.
"How in Ra's name did they manage this?" Mariku asked the blonde haired theif who was currently trying to get to Reeney and Lyn without drowning in boxes.
"Again," Juhux choked past the cardboard menace that was trying its hardest to kill her, "still trying to figure that out."
"YOU ORANGE ERASER EATING BIFF!!" Lyn yelled throwing an orange eraser at Reeney's eye.
Strangely enough though Reeney didn't see it coming and was hit directly in the eye. Lyn had great aim. "OW!!" she screamed rubbing her heavily watering eye on the back of her shirt sleeve. "WHAT THE HELL IS A BIFF?!"
The green eyed eraser throwing girl of doom hurled another eraser. "THATS A GOOD QUESTION!!" she paused to laugh as the sraser hit Reeney in the other eye. " I THINK ITS A BUFFALO WITH EYE PROBLEMS!!"
Malik snorted in amusement. "That's appropriate."
Lyn turned to look at him, which was her first mistake. For the moment she took her eyes off Reeney the younger girl TRYED to turn and look at him but couldn't see him so turned in the opposite direction and fell over. Unfortunately for her directly to her left was a large wooden coffee table and when she fell she of course managed to hit her head on said coffee table. Reeney probably sumed up the situation best when she said, "Ow."
Both Malik and Lyn's head snapped in her direction as soon as they heard the crash, ut then who wouldn't? Juhux would have been going insane from worry if it weren't for the fact that she and Mariku were still lost in the sea of boxes.
The young egyptian who was currently seated on a couch just outside the battle field raised an eyebrow at Reeney. "You okay over there love?"
"I'm fine." she muttered into the carpet. "I landed on my face. Just gotta get up." She finished trying to get to her feet only to fall over again.
"Don't hurt yourself Rea." Lyn told her helping her partner in crime up off the floor. "that's my job."
"Imm okay." the ravenette assured stumbling over to a couch with Lyn's help. " Just mah face."
"Of course." Lyn agreed sitting her down next to Malik. " Why don't you tell Malik here all about how fine you are and how you DEFINITELY didnt get a concussion from falling on your head again."
Reeney nodded in agreement allowing Lyn to pull her hands from in front of her eyes. "So how's it feel to not have a concussion?" Malik asked pulling Reeney's head onto his shoulder.
"Feels pretty damn good." she murmered sleepily. Mah pupils have never felt less dialated."
Malik nodded rubbing her shoulder. " Thats good."
"Maybe we should help Mariku and Juhux get out of the boxes." Lyn said watching as the two of them ran into another piece f furniture.
Malik shoke his head an evil half grin spreading across his face. " Let them figure it out on there own."
"I HEARD THAT!!" Juhux yelled from the other side of the room. " I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR TAN EGYPTIAN ASS!!"
Malik cackled happily. " All the more reason not to help them."
" I might just have to help her with that Hkari." Mariku said evenly his quiet voice easily carrying across the room. "This is extremely unpleasent."
Lyn smiled listening Malik's darker half rip apart several boxes. "I think you're screwed Malik."
The younger boy frowned raising an eyebrow. "And you're not?"
"Nope." she said plopping down on the sofa next to Reeney. " Juhux won't hurt me."
"I'm considering it." The blonde thief muttered from across the room only a little closer this time.
"Hi uncle!" Reeney called dazedly. " Did you know I don't have a concussion?!"
"That's great Reeney." she said ripping apart another box. " Keep talking, i'll be there soon."
Mariku chuckled mericilessly. "Your so cute when you want to kill someone."
Lyn rolled her eyes pulling Reeney against her side and checking her eyes. "Juhux please gag him."
There was more tearing, and then closer this time Juhux said. " Don't wanna. He's pretty useful." More tearing.
"I'm sure he is." Lyn relied sarcatically letting Reeney swat her hand away. " Your pupils aren't dialated anymore, do you feel dizzy?"
Reeney blinked standing up and then sitting back sown and looking at Lyn " Define dizzy."
"When the world spins."
Reeney snorted tucking a neon green lock behind her ear. "The world always spins."
Lyn frowned at her. " You're fine."
"Fast healer isn't she?" Juhux commented stepping into the one area of the room not covered with boxes.
"Yes she is." Lyn agreed, "which is why the big bump on her head doesn't hurt."
Reeney blinked touching her head and finding no bump. " What bump?" she asked.
Lyn smirked hitting her hard upside the head. " That bump."
"OW!" the younger girl yelled holding her head between her hands. " You bitch!"
Malik stuck his hand over his mouth trying not to laugh. "You should have seen that one coming." Juhux muttered pulling the laughing egyptian from his seat.
"Hey wait a second!" Reeney yelled jumping from her seat and smacking Juhux's hand away from Malik. " What the fuck do you think you're doing?!"
Juhux raised an eyebrow. " Stealing Malik's clothes and locking him outside."
Mariku smirked his lips pressing together into a fine line as he tryed to hold back a chuckle.
Reeney blinked thinking about it for a moment, then shaking her head and grabbing Malik's shirt. "I'm the only one who's aloud to strip him!"
Lyn snorted turning around in her seat and shoving her face into the couch. The look on Juhux's face was priceless, first she blinked, then she went pale, then she turned purple. And eventually she fell over. It was funny. Especially for Lyn, who wasn't exactly involved or concerened.
Mariku kneeled next to her watching her shake with a look akin to worry. " You all right?"
She looked at him her left eye twitching, then she rolled onto her back, and screamed. Loudly.
Mariku jumped falling back onto his butt. " I'll take that as a no."
"Bakura sensei is going to kill me!" she yelled hitting her head on the floor.
"Why would he kill you?" Reeney asked tearing of Maliks shirt.
Juhux twitched hitting her head on the floor again. "AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHRAAAAHHHHH!! she yelled rolling onto her stomach.
The darker egyptian chuckled sitting on her back. " Calm down now love." he said grabbing the back of her neck. " You're going to hurt yourself."
"Get the fuck off me!" Juhux hissed into the carpet not daring to move her head but still at least swiping at him. Not that she could reach him or do much about him. Not only was he a more experienced fighter then she was, but he was also strong and fucking heavy.
"Oh sweet raging penguins this is funny." Lyn chuckled wiping tears from her eyes.
"What's funny?" Reeney asked sitting back down on the sofa.
"Your face." Lyn repled simply grabbing Maliks hand and forcing him to sit down on the opposite side of the sofa. In other words not next to Reeney.
Reeney smiled hitting Lyn with a pillow. " My face is pretty damn funny sin't it?"
"Yeap," Lyn said smacking the other girl. " Especially when you've got a huge lump on your head."
Reeney frowned hitting Lyn with the pillow again. " Oh no, i'm not gonna fucking fall for that again."
Lyn snorted hitting her in the head. " You don't have to ya retarded singing fish. I'll hit ya anyway."
"GET OFF!" Juhux yelled attempting to kick Mariku. "YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!"
Mariku smiled evily pinning her hands behind her back. " You're so cute when you struggle."
Juhux growled glaring at the floor. " You twisted son of a bitch get off me so I can strangle you!!"
"Mariku what are you trying do do exactly?" Malik asked pulling back on his shirt. "You don't need to restrain her anymore/"
Mariku only grinned at him chuckling when Juhux managed to kick him in the back. "Isn't it obvious?" Reeney asked.
"Maybe in your world Rea but on planet earth where the rest of us live it isn't." Lyn replied.
"Bitch." Reeney muttered punching her in the arm. "He's flirting."
On the other side of the couch Malik raised an eyebrow. " I'm not so sure about that actually."
"I'M PRETTY DAMN SURE THAT IF YOU DON'T GET OFF MY BACK IN THE NEXT FIVE SECONDS I'M GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!" Juhux screamed trying to bite Mariku's hand. Mariku smiled moving his hand farther up her neck pressing down with a bit more force. The ending result being that Juhux could no longer mover her head at all.
"Maybe we should help her." Lyn muttered.
"We should" Reeney agreed."WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!!" she yelled thrusting her fist to the side. "FORM OF A CELL PHONE!!"
"SHAPE OF A DUCK!!" Lyn called hitting her fist against Reeney's.
Malik frowned glancing at them from the corner of his eye. "What's a duck suposed to do with a cell phone?" he asked.
The two of them looked at each other, then Lyn turned to him and gave him a conspiratorial wink. Malik raised an eyebrow at them, but got no other answer. "Mariku,"he called."What do you think a duck would do with a cell phone?"
Mariku looked at him with a bland expression. "Call and complain about his bill." he replied.
Reeney burst out laughing falling off the sofa in a heap of giggles. "C-call and complain!!" she choked through her chuckles. "ABOUT HIS BILL!!"
Malik blinked and turned to Lyn who was bent over her lap shaking visibly. He rolled his eyes putting his attention back on Mariku. "Are you fucking insane?" he asked.
Mariku snorted but didn't look at him again. "Obviously."
"GET OFF ME!!" Juhux screamed again.
"Awww."Mariku cooed down at her."But your so cute."
Juhux growled. "This is revenge for doctoring photo's of your hair isn't it?"
The mentally unbalanced spirit smiled chuckling. "Just a bit."
"URRR!!" Juhux growled rolling from side to side in another attempt to throw him off. "WHEN I GET FREE YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR FUCKING HAIR ANYMORE YOU BASTARD!!"
Mariku chuckled. "I'm looking forward to seeing you try."
"B-bill!!" Reeney choked again giggling maniacly.
Malik graned hitting his head against the back of the sofa. "Four kids donesn't pay me NEARLY enough for this."
CHAPTER END!!
SARAH : I'm so evil, i think ill give myself a hug. hugs self
MALIK : I have to go beat up four kids, i'll be back for the next chapter.
SARAH : Have fun.
REENEY : CAN I COME?!
LYN : NO GET BACK HERE AND HELP ME WITH THIS PLAYMOBILE TACO!!
REENEY : I don't wanna!!
LYN : Then eat the Balogna!!
REENEY : NOOOOO!! I know where thats been!
SARAH : What on earth are you two talking about?
LYN : Dunno, you're writing this. But from experience it's probably just as bad as the cell phone duck joke.
MARIKU : Aww don't be mad, its your own fault for being so cute.
JUHUX : HOLD STILL SO I CAN PULL OUT YOUR INTESTINES!!
MARIKU : See, thats what I mean. chuckle You say such cute things.
REENEY : Wow...he's odd.
LYN : A regular freak of nature.
SARAH : Thats why he had his own zip code.
REENEY : Does he get to catch fish and make people buy them?!
SARAH : YEAH!! He even gets to say FISH! FREASH FISH!! WE CATCH EM YOU BUY EM!!
LYN : Can't argue with that slogan.
SARAH : I KNOW!!
RYOU : Apple.
SARAH : Oh Lyn you know how I said I wouldn't be posting a chapter for a while?
LYN : Yeah.
SARAH : Well apparently I lied.
REENEY : YOU FIEND!!
RYOU : Orange.
LYN : Did Juhux ever find bakura?
JUHUX : YES I DID, COME BACK HERE AND DIE YOU BASTARD!!
MALIK : I did it, drops bloody knife I got a pay raise!!
Lyn : el blinketh Congrats?
REENEY : YAY!
SARAH : THIS IS ONE OF THE LONGEST FREAKING WRITERS COMMENTS I'VE EVER DONE!!
LYN : I'm just gonna sit here drinking a virgin dackery and wait for you dipsticks to tire yourselves out.
RYOU : Peach.
LYN : ...Whats wrong with Ryou.
SARAH : You'll find out in a chapter or seven.
REENEY : LIMBO MALIK LIMBO!!
RYOU : PAPAYA!!