SARAH : I don't own McDonalds, Yugioh, or most of the crud in here, so don't sue me.

Lyn : McDonalds is the greasiest food to ever come into existance.

Sarah : Yeah, but its so damn tasty.

Reeney : Taaaccoooosssss.

Lyn : Yes Rea we'll get you your tacos.

Reeney : FUCK YEAH!!

Sarah : I want a taco.

Reeney : Not until you put up the next chapter of JMAS

Lyn : You knowget rid of the j and replace if with an X and that looks like XMAS.

Reeney : Replace the X with a Pan and the MAS with a ties and that looks like panites.

Sarah : OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT!!

Lyn : She has those little revelations every once in a while.

Bakura : When the hell am I coming back.

Sarah : Actually you might not be, i've decided to put a plot in this.

Bakura : -twitch- What?

Reeney :Daddies not comin back?! WHY THE FUCK NOT?!

Sarah : -pales- You'll have to wait and see.

As soon as they came into view of the group they had left behind, they realized they had made the biggest mistake in the world. They had just left three hyperactive destructive sadists alone. Luckily enough they had only destroyed one fountain and 'accidently' burnt down a Pottery Barn. All and all not that bad, not NEARLY as bad as several weeks ago when the three were let loose in a movie theatre. That poor ticket collector would never be quite the same.

But anyway they were lucky, at least Juhux and Lyn were. Sarah, not so much. For almost immediately after seeing the blonde authoress, Reeney tackled the poor girl to the ground and started shaking her mercilessly.

"WHAT DEATH NOTE STORY??" she screeched evilly, a small pair of horns seeming to grow from her head.

"I ALREADY POSTED THE PROLOUGE!!" Sarah cried her eyes wide with fear. "STOP SHAKING ME!!"

Reeney growled hitting the older girl in the head. " THEN WRITE MORE DAMN IT!!" she then dropped her and walked away. Standing besides Malik who cautiously put an arm around her shoulders.

Sarah twitched laying on the ground. That was the single shortest scariest torture she had ever received. And just like the ticket collector, she would never be the same. Strangely enough though Reeney's horns disappeared.

"Thats it?" Lyn asked incredulously. "Oh no. She must suffer MUCH more then that." The brunette grinned evilly walking over to Mariku who had fallen asleep against a shop window. "Oi Mariku, wake your retarded self up!" she commanded kicking the insane boy's leg.

Mariku frowned cracking open an eye and glaring up at her. "Why do you disturb me woman?" he hissed.

The younger (or older, never was quite clear on his age) girl scoffed kicking him again. "First of all macho man. Never talk to me like that again or i'll rip out your kidneys and shove them up your nose, second." Lyn grinned grabbing Mariku's chin and turning it so that he was facing Juhux and Sarah. Juhux was hovering over Sarah half concerned and half thinking she got what was coming to her.

Sarah was stumbling on the ground somehow very dizzy from being shaken so much. Occasionally she'd fall over and Juhux, would reach out and catch her. It was amusing in a way. Especially since both Juhux and Sarah looked exactly alike. Which was something that Mariku immediately caught on to.

He grinned swatting Lyn's hand away. "I see what you mean."

"I thought you might." Lyn muttered watching as the egyptian male sauntered over to the two girls. She cackled quietly under her breath. "I love revenge."

--

Juhux sighed grabbing Sarah under the arms and lifting her off the ground. "I hate to say it but i'm actually kind of worried." she confessed grudgingly. "Someone as accident prone as you shouldn't be allowed to get dizzy."

Sarah rolled her eyes linking arms with Juhux and leaning her head against the other girls shoulder. "im fine." she assured. "It's mostly just my gustation tube disorder or whatever its called."

Juhux frowned. "Uhuh. Anyway snap out of it, you're dangerous when you're dizzy."

Then the duo was greeted by the most horribly evil thing in the universe, and the horrible thing was grinning, not a good sign. "Hello Juhux." Mariku said, leaning towards the blonde duo his teeth gleaming maliciously. "Who may I ask is your friend.

Juhux twitched moving in front of Sarah keeping a protective stance. "This is my creator." she growled glaring furiously. "Sarah, now go find a puppy to kick."

Mariku chuckled stepping around Juhux only to have her move once more between him and the other blonde. "I see." he murmured. "So does that make this girl your mother?"

"Hey I am your mother aren't I?" Sarah realized. She grinned giggling slightly. "That's freaking awesome. HEY RENEY!!"

The ravenette blinked glaring at Sarah. She was being distracted from making out with Malik, so there fore, Sarah was a threat. "What?!" she snapped. "I'm fucking busy you pussy!!"

"It turns out that i'm Juhux's mother!!"

Again Reeney blinked, then she cackled. "You are!!" she fell on the floor laughing accidently dragging Malik with her. The poor boy not having seen it coming hit his face on the pavement.

"Ow."

Juhux rolled her eyes. "I hate my family."

Sarah grinned patting her shoulder. "We love you to."

"I hate to break up this little moment." Mariku interjected. " But I would like to get to know your mother a bit better."

Juhux groaned. "Mariku she's not really my mother. She just created me."

Sarah nodded. "Yeap, Juhux is my evil twin."

"Hmmm." Mariku hummed rubbing his chin. "Twins."

"Oh no." Juhux moaned. Almost seeing the gears turning in his maniacal little brain. "I don't like where this is going."

The egyptian boy smiled putting a hand on the wary thief's shoulder. "I apologize."

Juhux's eyes widened. "For wha-" she started but was cut off as she was shoved out of the way.

"For that."he replied grabbing Sarah around the waist and pulling her against his chest. "And this."

Sarah twitched her face going pale. "Evil stranger guy germs." she squeaked disgustedly. " Oh god i'm covered in germs." Sarah was a bit of a germaphobe, only not really, she was sorta just paranoid.

Lyn snickered as Juhux jumped an Mariku's back and proceeded to bite his head. Why? None may ever know. "So much better then cable."

"Mariku." Juhux growled." Let go of her."

"Aww."Mariku cooed nuzzling Sarah's head with his cheek. "But she's like you only she doesn't try to kill me when I hug her." he chuckled.

"No." She agreed. "Instead she has a panic attack."

He smiled nodding "Which is equally cute."

The blonde authoress twitched, clawing desperately at Mariku's arm's, she looked kinda like an angry gerbil. "Mariku she's trying to scratch your arms off!" Juhux pointed out.

Mariku looked at the twitching tormented girl and laughed. "Wow she really is, she must loathe me!"

Twitching Juhux clutched the back of Mariku's shirt. "You fucking idiot!" she screamed punching him in the back of the head. He blinked releasing Sarah to rub the back of his head. Proving that Mariku really was an idiot.

"Ow." he muttered. "That really hurt."

The blonde he had just released ran away from him immediately screaming and foaming at the mouth. She had issues with being hugged, especially by people of the opposite sex who she didn't know and/or creeped her out "GERMS!!" she screeched running down the sidewalk. "OH SWEET TACO COW, GERMS!!"

Reeney blinked watching her go. "What the fuck is she screaming about? I've never seen a taco cow."

"Must be a new breed." Malik replied. "Why don't we go get something to eat i'm hungry."

She shrugged. "Yeah. Hey Lynni!! Come get food!!"

"KAY!" Lyn called back, she had gotten her revenge on Sarah so she didn't have anything to do anymore. "What do you thin we should eat?

"Taco's!" Reeney exclaimed thrusting her fist in the air. " Those things fucking taste like happiness!!"

Indeed they did, for taco's were made out of happiness and unicorn horns, or maybe just cow meat. It was one of the two, so it didn't really matter. I'm sick of writing about revenge so i'm going to let Mariku and Juhux fight and talk about these three now. "Why didn't you just do that in the first place stupid?" Reeney muttered looking around the food court.

The authoress had no good answer to that question so chose to ignore it. "Yeah." The ravenette smirked cracking her knuckles. "Thats what I thought."

"Rea stop picking on Sarah and just pick your dang food." Lyn snapped walking up
to the McDonalds stand with a glare. "Jeez this stuffs like a heart attack in food form."

Reeney nodded. "It is, and I don't wanna stop picking on the damn idiot."

'Hmm, maybe I should burn down Mcdonalds.' Lyn thought to herself staring at the fast food joint. 'Then I could start a movement against its many restraunts.'

Reeney growled poking Lyn's arm. "Hey Lynni!"

The girl blinked staring down at the shorter girl. "Huh?"

"Were you thinking of burning down Mcdonalds again?!" said shorter girl asked. "We were having an argument damnit!!"

"I don't like Mcdonalds ya idget!" Lyn snapped smacking her upside the head. "TASTE KETCHUP!!"

Reeney blinked. "What-." Reeney started but was cut off by a face full of crushed tomato by product. "YOU BITCH!!"

Lyn snorted twirling the ketchup bottle in her hand. "You should have been paying more attention."

The magna loving psycho girl ( Reeney not Lyn) growled launching herself at her much taller friend. "PREPARE TO DIE!!"

Lyn squealed as she was knocked to the disgusting gum covered ground by a ball of hyper active Reaness. " What the heck is wrong with you ya idget?!"

Reeney didn't answer instead choosing to gnaw on Lyn's arm, said girl screamed biting Reeney's head. About ten minutes later a pair of muscular security guards stopped by to 'gently' remove them from the premisses. Malik pretended he didn't know them. So now, Reeney and Lyn are no longer allowed in the food court. With that being decided they went in search of their companions so they could run down to Burrito Hut.

"Where do you think they ran off to?" Lyn asked.

Reeney shrugged playing with a pair of bright sparkly pink binoculars. " Can't be to far away. Not even those fuckin retards could get into to much trouble. They have to have cunts for brains to get hurt in a damn mall."

Lyn frowned looking at Reeney. "Um Rea?"

"Yeah."

"We just got kicked out of a friggin food court and there's only two of us." (Not counting Malik who decided to eat and catch up with them later) Lyn reminded her. " Imagine what THOSE three could do."

Reeney laughed. " That makes me REALLY want to find them."

The brunette groaned face palming. "Why do i hang out with you people?"

"Simple Lynni." Reeney chirped staring at her through her binoculars. "Cause you love us."

Lyn blinked at her before turning her head away whispering about how they must be using mind control. Then again, she was just as crazy as the rest of them, so it all evened out in the end.

MEANWHILE

Sarah sat huddled behind a garbage can twitching and rocking back and forth. Sure she could have gone home and taken a bath but that would have made sense.

"Can't blink." she muttered. "Crazy spirit man will rape me." She repeated this again and again and again, in a constant annoying and repetitive cycle. Sarah didn't deal well with stress. (I don't, I do the same thing virtual me is doing)

"Sarah!" Someone called from nearby. " Sarah where are you?"

She gasped covering her head with her arms. If it was the psychotic egyptian she would freak out.

"Sarah get the hell out here!!" The person called again only this time closer, their voice sounded distinctly feminine making her relax, it wasn't Mariku. Not only that, but it sounded familiar, which it would have to be if the person knew her name. " Sarah I swear, if you don't get your skinny ass over here soon i'll slap the shit out of you!!"

Huh maybe it was Reeney, it definitely wasn't Lyn she sure as heck didn't curse that much. It didn't really sound like Reeney though, was it Juhux. Sarah perked up peering out from behind the garbage can, sure enough standing just a few yards away was Juhux. The blonde thief looked angry as hell as well as a tad bit ruffled, maybe she had gotten attacked by that creepy tan guy. But beneath the anger and the fatigue, there was something else gleaming in her eyes.

Was it worry? Yes it was worry without a doubt. The thought shocked Sarah slightly, Juhux had been worried about her, that was sweet of her. It made sense though, she was her creator and all, so she knew that Juhux had a kind heart. She smiled, her little creation was such a good girl.

"Sarah!" Called another voice in a bored tone. "Where are you hiding little girl?!"

Sarah paled making herself as small as she could in her hiding place. Please soemone say that wasn't Mariku.

"Mariku!!" Juhux barked. " Get the hell out of here!!"

Yeah, of course it was him, she groaned, she never had very good luck. Mariku chuckled. " Why hello there Juhux. Have you seen that little kitten of yours?"

There was a sharp hiss Sarah could only guess had come from Juhux. " No." she said in a strained voice. " And don not call her such a thing, she is not a cat."

The egyptian sighed and from the sound of it sat down, on a bench most likely, but it could've just been the ground. "Oh thats to bad. I've been searching high and low for that little kitten. She's very much like you."

"Mariku go home!" Juhux demanded. " I'm not letting you find Sarah!"

Mariku snorted. " Of course love. But just so you know. " he paused for dramatic effect. " I already know where she is."

Sarah's eyes widened in shock as well as fear. That psycho knew where she was hiding?! She looked around frantically, where was an escape route when she needed one?

"You can't possibly know where she is." Juhux said sounding like she herself didn't quite believe the words.

"I can't?" Mariku drawled.

"NO!!" Juhux snapped. " You can't! If you did you would already have gone and gotten her, but you were looking for her too, you said so yourself!"

"I lied." He replied simply, then he laughed. " You're just to much fun to tease my little glass shard that i couldn't help myself. I know where your creator is, and i'm going to get her first."

Juhux growled. " Not if I can help it."

Sarah peeked out from behind the trash can just in time to se Mariku (who was actually sitting on a fountain ) grin maliciously. "Well then." He said. " How about we make a game out of it?"

Juhux raised an eyebrow warily. " Why must it always be a game?"

"My dear." Mariku smirked tapping her on the nose. "This is Domino City, life revolves around games here."

The thief rolled her eyes. "I'm not playing Mariku. If you already know where she is, then you have the upper hand."

He grinned. " Naturally, but do you really think so little of yourself my dear?" Juhux tilted her head to the side raising an eyebrow. It seemed he would have to elaborate. " What I mean is, do you count yourself as one so weak that you can't even beat me to the person who created you?

He clicked his tongue mockingly. "I had no idea you were so incompetent my dear Not even accepting a challenge, such a cowardly action, Bakura would be ashamed."

Juhux gaped. He had just insulted her, very bluntly. Not only that but the bastard had wounded her pride as a thief, now this was personal, not that it wasn't before, but that wasn't the point. " What did you just call me?" She hissed.

Mariku grinned up at her, all his pointy white teeth glistening in the sunlight. " Incompetent, cowardly, a disgrace?" Juhux ground her teeth together at each word. How fun it was to tease her

"I'll make you choke on those words Mariku." She declared. " I accept your challenge. I'll find Sarah before you if its the last thing I do!!" Then she ran off screaming Sarah's name at the top of her lungs.

Mariku watched her go with an amused smile playing around his lips. " My, my, my, isn't she the easy one to provoke." He glanced over at her. "Don't you think so kitten?"

Sarah eeped ducking behind the trash bin. He had know she was there the entire time?! Shit!! She had thought he was just pulling Juhux's leg.

Mariku chuckled. "Come out already, it's not as if i'm going to kill you."

Not a good way to soothe her frayed nerves. Knowing him he would do just that and not even give her a second thought afterwards. She twitched holding her arms above her head. " Go away." She muttered meekly. " Leave me alone."

Mariku sighed. " Going to be difficult are you?" She didn't answer, he got up. " Well then, i'll have to pull you out of there by force."

Not giving her time to move away or run, he grabbed her forearm and pulled her to her feet so that they were eye to eye. Sarah paled struggling to get out of his grip. "Much better." He purred. "Now then, lets go find Reeney and Lyn shall we?"

--

Reeney sneezed. "Bless you." Lyn muttered looking behind a rack of clothes. " Damn where are they?"

" Obviously not there." Reeney pointed out astutely rubbing her now runny nose. "Got a tissue or something?"

Lyn raised an eyebrow. " Where on earth would i keep a tissue?"

"Um." Reeney scrunched her eyebrows together. " In your pocket?"

The brunette rolled her eyes. "NVM. Just keep looking, they've gotta be around here somewhere."

"Hey where are we anyway?" Reeney asked looking around. "This mall is fucking huge."

Lyn shrugged. " Dunno, Potomac Mills (fucking huge mall in america)?"

Reeney nodded. " Just one problem with that."

"And whats that?" Lyn inquired looking in a small perfume box.

"We're in Japan fuck face."

--

Malik was sitting in the food court drinking a beer that he had...persuaded a restraunt worker to give to him. After the day he'd had, he really needed beer, lots of beer. That is until Juhux ran by chasing some random blonde heired wentch screaming at the top of her lungs. " COME BACK HERE AND GIVE ME MY DIGNITY!!"

Malik blinked looking down at his beer, he then dumped the beverage on the head of the man next to him and walked out. "Would it kill the fates to let me live a normal life for once?"

The fates snickered making him trip over a randomly placed puppy. If that doesn't count as a sign I don't know what does.

--

END CHAPTER!!

SARAH : DOOODE!!

REENEY : DDOOOOODDDEE!!

SARAH : DOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDEEEEEEE!!

LYN : If you're gonna say dude at least spell it the right way.

REENEY : Aww but Lynni, where would the fun be in that.

SARAH : Well then why don't you try saying it Lynni!

LYN : Been there said that.

JUHUX : WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG IWHT ME?!

SARAH : To many things to count. Now can anyone think about why this chapter looks familiar?

REENEY : Maybe.

LYN : Yeah.

SARAH : Good then post why you think this chapter is a total Deja vu moment. I want to know if you guys can figure it out.