My Blonde – 3

And "he" is back

"Stuffing those cookies down your throat…I told you that would make you sick! Oh wait, anything would make anyone sick if they stuffed food down their throats!" Kurogane yelled as he watched the blonde soil the sink, his arms animatedly flapping in the air. Fai looked up from the sink and smiled, his face looked green and his blonde bangs stuck to his forehead from sweat.

"It wasn't that bad Kuro-bugh!" Kurogane rolled his eyes and grabbed Fai's collar so the blonde's face wouldn't fall into the chunky-wet-and-gross pie.

Moments before, Fai challenged a cookie eating contest on Kurogane.

"Kuro-puu! I challenge you to a cookie-eating contest!" Fai said as he popped up from behind the couch. Kurogane was reading one of his magazines and jumped when Fai appeared.

"What?"

"A cookie-eating contest! We each scarf down a bowl of cookies and whoever eats them all first wins!"

"That's sick!"

"But it's a challenge! Come on Kuro-puppy!" Fai made puppy eyes. He knew Kurogane wouldn't resist a challenge, but…

"No. I told you it's gross, and I'm not going to comfort you when you go in the bathroom to puke!"

"But it's a challenge! You love challenges!" Kurogane gave Fai a glare.

"But yours give me a headache."

"I made them with all my love!" Fai said and made sniffling noises behind his sleeve. Kurogane sighed.

"Fine."

"Whoo!" Fai said, his emotion changed to his usual happy-go-lucky self and flung his arms up in the air. Kurogane groaned.

"What have I done…?" Kurogane mumbled. A shadow moved away from the apartment window and Kurogane flashed his crimson eyes in that direction. He was about to stand up to look what it was but Fai interrupted him and grabbed his hand.

"Come on Kuro-puu! Contest! Contest!


"Go!" Fai said as he dived into the bowl. Kurogane picked up a cookie from his bowl and took a nibble. He spit it out and gagged.

"Eek." Kurogane thought and looked over to the blonde. It seemed like Fai could tolerate the sweetie-goodness.

"Hey Fai-ah! Fai you're turning green!" Kurogane said as he grabbed Fai's shoulders. Fai swallowed and a hand flew up to his mouth.

"One…more…mmph!" Fai gagged, as his other hand seemed to be unconsciously grabbing the last cookie in his bowl.

"No Fai stop! You're going to uh…blow any minute!" Kurogane said as he grabbed the blonde's hand that held the cookie with one hand.

"Yes, don't mention anything green." Kurogane thought. Fai shook his head.

"No…must…"

"No, you must stop-" Kurogane said but then took in a sharp breath when Fai threw up at their feet. Kurogane emptied Fai's bowl into his own and held the bowl under Fai's chin.

"Bathroom. Now."

"Huh…he looks terrible…" Kurogane thought as he frowned and rubbed his lover's back with his other hand.

"You done?" The raven-haired asked automatically, scaring himself. Fai nodded and tried to steady himself by holding Kurogane's hand. Kurogane lead Fai into their bedroom and helped lay the blonde onto the bed.

"I'm going to get towels to wash your face off." Kurogane said as he walked back to the bathroom.


After Kurogane cleaned the blonde, he tucked the blonde in a kissed Fai on the forehead.

"Go to sleep and don't get up."

"But what if I have to go to the bathroom?" Fai whispered.

"Tell me then." Fai nodded and closed his eyes.


The moment Kurogane passed the apartment window, the doorbell rang. Kurogane raised an eyebrow and answered it.

"Well, well, well. I've heard a lot about you." The person at the door spoke. It was dressed in a black coat so its face wasn't shown and it was two inches taller than Fai, but still shorter that Kurogane.

"Who are you?" Kurogane said in a low voice. The person took a step forward but Kurogane didn't move to the side.

"You said it yourself, you grieve over the fact that you are living with a man named Fai. So, I'm here to take him off your hands." Kurogane could feel his blood pressure going up and dug his fingernails in his palm.

"Get off of my property." Kurogane said as he moved to slam the door but the person jumped and caught Kurogane's lips with its. The person clamped itself around the raven-haired like a monkey and deepened the kiss. Kurogane grabbed the hood of the person and pulled it off, revealing a black haired, brown-eyed man.

"Another man?" Kurogane thought as he pushed the man off. Both of them wiped their mouths with the back of their hand.

"You're a good kisser." The guy said.

"Who are you?" Kurogane asked.

"Fai-" The man started but Kurogane interrupted.

"And how do you know about Fai!?" Kurogane grabbed the man's collar. The man smirked.

"My name is Randal Bives and, good night!"

"What- mmph!" Randal smothered Kurogane's mouth and nose in a cloth that probably had a drug on it because Kurogane's eyes rolled back and collapsed to the ground.

"Kuro-puu? What- Randal!" Kurogane heard Fai say.

"Hey there, long time no see, Fai." Kurogane heard Randal say and a click. A gun.

"…What are you doing here?!" Fai had said.

"Just trying to finish what I didn't finish a long time ago!" A gun shot, a scream, shattering of glass and a thud was heard before Kurogane fell into unconsciousness.