A/N: Ok just so you know i am going to up the rating on this, having being getting brilliant ideas where this can go, and with the help of Lisa it will be getting smuttier. This chapter is ok but in the next few chapter the rating will be upped.

Ok sorry for not having this up sooner but was have a few computer troubles, but all sorted now.

Dedication; For Lisa, thanks for much helping with the ideas and letting me bounce mine off you. You are totally awesome chick.

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Disclaimer: I really don't want to say they aren't mine because it upsets me too much

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She Knows too Much

Brennan strode into the Jeffersonian at 7am. Angela had called her house on Friday, and on Saturday when Brennan called her back, she let spill she was at Booth's and met his parents. So Angela suggested coffee on Monday and if she wasn't there and didn't have the juices details, well there would be trouble. Brennan had managed to get an hour and half work done before Angela breezed walked in to her office, 2 coffees in hand. Angela headed straight for the couch and motioned for Brennan to do the same.

"Morning Sweetie" Angela exclaimed.

"Morning Ange how was your weekend?" Brennan asked as she took one of the coffees and sat on the couch beside Angela.

"Never mind mine sweetie. How was yours? What happened on Friday? How did you end up at Booth's? What are his parents like? What's his dad look like? What you talk about? Find out anything interesting about Agent Hot Stuff?" Angela fired at Brennan, wiggling her eyebrows on the last question.

"Take a breath Ange. Nothing Happened on Friday, I just went over to see if Booth fancied going to the diner for a bite to eat instead of cooking and because I was only 2 blocks from his apartment so just decided to pop up" Brennan explained, "His parents are lovely, really nice people. His mum and I got on like a brick on fire"

"House, sweetie, it's a house on fire" Angela interrupted.

"Anyway, his dad was really nice too, didn't really talk to him because Booth and James, his dad, went and watched the hockey game while me and Christina, that's his mum, just sat at the table drinking and talking. What it matter what his dad looked like, he's married Angela" Brennan asked her forehead frowned.

"Well to see what Booth might look like when he is older" Angela said as if it was the most natural thing in the world.



"That doesn't make sense, Booth has genes from both his mother and father you can't possible tell what Booth would look like just by looking at his dad. The might share some of the same features but..."

"Ok, I get it, but I can tell what Booth will look like, all I had to do was put him into the Angelator" Angela said and gave Brennan a knowing look.

"You didn't!" Brennan exclaimed.

"But never mind that, on with the story. What dirt did you manage to dig up on Booth" Angela asked getting comfy on the couch.

"We didn't go digging..."

"No sweetie, it a figure of speech, what did Booths' mum tell you about his childhood" Angela explained.

"His mum told me quite a few things that young Booth got up to" Brennan laughed.

"Well sweetie come on, tell me" Angela said getting excited.

"Ok but you can't tell anyone, not even Jack" Brennan said as she looked at her friend.

"I promise on my Jimmy Choo shoe's that I won't tell anyone" Angela crosses her heart.

"Right so Christina did tell me one about Booth's first kiss, well nearly first kiss." Brennan started. "Booth was just about to have his first kiss, with his first girlfriend and Jared, his brother, through a ball and it hit Booth on the head. So as Jared came over to get the Booth shoved him so Jared pushed him back and the next thing they were rolling on the ground fight. The teacher had come over and managed to spill them but by then Jared had a bump on his head and Booth had a cut on his lip. The girl walked over to Booth and in front of everyone said 'I am not kissing you with that thing on your lip' and she pointed to his lip, that was oozing blood she had started to walked away but turned back to Booth and said 'So I'm just going to find someone that i can kiss' and with that she walked away, She had dumped in front of the whole school and Booth and Jared had dentition for a week."

"No way" Angela exclaimed. "Poor Booth," she managed to say through the giggles.

"Yeah but his mum told me an ever better kissing story" Brennan laughed.

"Oh well tell me" Angela all but shouted.

"Calm down Ange." Brennan laughed at her friend. "Booth was on his first proper date with a girl and they went to the cinema but" Brennan broke off in fits of giggles "he... he leaned... leaned in to kiss... her and he...he missedand fellof thechiar" Brennan had lost it. She was laughing so hard her sides hurt.

"What?" Angela asked confused, "You're the one that need to take a breath and repeat that sweetie"



"Ok" deep breath, "He leaned in to kiss her but because it was so dark he couldn't see her and he missed but because he had leaned out his chair he fell off it" Brennan managed to explain. Both Angela and Brennan hit the giggles again.

Booth strode into the Jeffersonian and swiped his card to get on the platform. Booth looked around the platform but he couldn't see Brennan. "Bones?" he called out, just then he heard laughing coming from her office. 'Oh no she hasn't' Booth thought as he ran from the platform into her office. He looked over at the couch and there was Angela doubled over laughing and Brennan clutching her sides. "Bones" he called out again. Angela turned and looks at Booth, it was then he noticed that she had tears running down her face. Both of them just burst of laughing again. "Bones, come on, we have to go, got a new case" Booth said waving the folder in the air. Neither Angela nor Brennan took any notice to Booth. "Right ladies, come on. We have a case" Booth tried again. After no one replied again he walked over to the couch and pulled Brennan up and guided her from the room. It was only then Brennan stopped laughed and looked at Booth.

"I need my kit" Brennan said as she walked back into her office. Angela was still on the couch. "Angela" Brennan hissed. Angela looked over at Brennan. "His mum is sending over photos, from his childhood, for me to get know him better." Both the women burst out laughing again.

"Bones!" Booth called out again. Brennan lifted her bag and walked out the office.

"Well will be talking later" Angela called out, before she dissolved into giggles again.

"So what was all that about?" Booth asked Brennan

"Oh nothing, just talking about first kisses and that" Brennan waved Booth off

"Just what did my mum tell you Bones?" Booth enquired.

"Ahhh, now Booth that would be telling" Brennan smiled

They are never being left by themself to talk again Booth promised himself

"Oh Booth" Brennan called, "I'm driving" she said as she smiled at Booth.

"I don't think so Bones, I'm driving" Booth exclaimed.

"Well i think Mr Twinkle would like it better if i drove" Brennan claimed.

Booth jaw fell slightly, "Huh?" he asked

"Oh you know, Mr Twinkles, you teddy when you were younger, that is unless you want me too..." Brennan started

"This once you can drive and that is it" Booth said through clenched teeth. 'Defiantly not getting together again'. He handed Brennan the keys and got in the passenger seat.

Brennan got in the driver's side, "Oh and Booth i want a gun" Brennan gave Booth her best charm smile.

Defiantly never ever getting together, Booth thought.



When they arrived at the crime scene, they got out the SUV, a few agents looked over at the partners. "Don't even say a word" Booth growled at the agents looking at them

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