THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED Part 4

Morice: Here you are.

Bob: Thanks... with worried eyes

Bob: hesitates a bit, then takes a bite

Bob: mmm... Hmmm... Ahhhh... ACK !! COUGH, COUGH !! appears to be choking, and falls off his chair

Deano: Holy crap !! Bob ! Are you still alive !?

Melissa: looks over with annoyed eyes Obviously he's alive Deano !! Someone get help !!

Bob: closes eyes, and stops moving

Melissa: Oh god... He's dead...

All: ... looking at Bob, in a worried gaze

Bob: ...

Bob: ... WHOO BOY !! THAT WAS AMAZING !!

All: Huh !? You're... Alive !? in shock

Bob: Of course ! Never been more alive !

Morice: Phew... You had us all worried for a second there my friend.

Mary: Thank goodness you're all right.

Bob: What exactly was that anyway ?

Morice: Ahh yes, our special Spicy Candypop bud sauce, over a tender Bulborb steak.

Bob: You guys weren't kinddin'. That was the best bit of food I've had since I left home.

Morice: Perhaps our talents are indeed worthy Mary ! Maybe if we travel the many roads of this world, we may just discover our true potential.

Mary: Yes, it might be a fine idea. Bob, would you mind our company alongside your group ?

Bob: Absolutely ! We'd love to have your guy's talents along with us. Plus we could use some better meals...

Morice: It's settled then. We shall do just that !

Deano: begging the bet counter guy for his money back WAHHHHHHHHHHH... C'mon man !! I NEED my money !! You understand don'tcha ? That race was a fluke ! You know it !! Be a good pal, c'mon !

Bet Counter Guy: Get off my LEG !! shaking Deano off violently You put your bet on that sheargrub, and that's not my problem !
Now get the f off me !!

Deano: Fine, if you won't give me my money... I'll take it back by FORCE !! Deano's eyes glow red with fury

Bet Counter Guy: whaa... what are you doing !?

Deano: Hehehe... pulls out his huge wooden hammer

Bet Counter Guy: No... Nooo... AughhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!

Deano: in a menacingly evil voice NOW... YOU'RE GOING TO BUY SOME OF MY MERCHANDISE, AND IF YOU DON'T, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WITH MY HAMMER... SO, WHAT WILL IT BE ??

Bet Counter Guy: trembling in fear OK ok !! I'll buy stuff !! Just don't kill me !!

Deano: AND ?

Bet Counter Guy: and... I'll give you every cent of your money back !

Deano: VERY GOOD... See how much easier things go when you just agree ?

Bet Counter Guy: nodds, as he backs up, and runs the opposite direction.

Deano: Pleasure doing business with ya !

All: staring in shock

Deano: What ? I can be extremely persuasive when I need to be.

All: Still staring in shock

Deano: Well, now that that's over, let's head out ! walking joyusly down the road, while humming

All: Still staring in shock

All: they collapse to the ground

End Part 4

Bonus Info:

Character Profile: Deano "Bamzino" (Bamzino is his last name)

Age: 21 Height: Short Weight: Heavy Gender: Male Species: Pikmin

X-tra Info:
Deano is a big, slow oaf, who takes a bit longer to realize certain things that are happening. He's basically a traveling salesman, who is indeed persuasive, but not in the way you might suspect. His hammer does the talking, especially when he's angry. He's been Bob's best friend since they were kids, and would help Bob survive being bullied at school.
Deano has a few obvious characteristics that set him apart from the others. Obviously there's his slow reaction time, but he also wears an old, worn out, hippie-like vest. He's always carrying his "sack-o'-sellables" and his wooden hammer, he calls: "Old Woody". His main goal is to open his line of antique shops, and establish his own company: Bamzino Industries.