warnings: I WARNED you people about this squick stuff. Now pay the penalty!
A/U
Pass The Cheese
*slap*
"OOOH!!"
*slap*
"AAAHHHH...."
*whapp!!*
"GOOD GUHH ALMIGHTY!!"
"Lick it...there. No THERE!!!"
"aaaaa...."
"Mercy, that's SOOOO long..."
"AhheeeEEE. Not so hard!!"
"Shaddup. I'm gonna poke it in."
*slurpp*
"I kinda like tasting your feet-"
"ooOOooo...chunky love. RIGHT THERE!!"
"Bang on da booty, bang dat monkey-"
"work it, work it."
"MMMmmm, oh YEAH. Gettin' GOOOOD, now!!"
*splap*
"Kinda jiggly up there."
"I'm a wide receiver, baby-"
"Smack it sugar...woo...JUNGLE LOVE."
"You so sexy when you drool..."
"C'mere. I wanna taste a wrinkle."
*smekk*
"Not bad. Almost like chicken. Now it's time to chew the fat..."
"oo, aa, oo....watch those teeth!"
" I'm gettin' there, darlin..."
"Faster-"
"Yesssssss."
"EEEooooAAAUUGHHH..."
(bed creaks, bangs wall)
"WoooWAAAwEEEEEEE!!!"
"Dat's it...Freakydeakyfreakydeakyfreakydeaky-"
"Bad to da BOOOOONNNEEEE..."
*sploosh!!*
(bed crashes, hits floor)
Silence. Neon hotel sign flashes outside window, making bedroom glow weirdly.
"Roll me a cigarette, sweetheart."
"I'd rather roll you, love. In fact I just LOVE rolls. All nice and buttered..."
*licks*
"And so creamy, too. You really made a mess this time."
"Hmmm. I thought monkeys were insatiable."
"We are, Dodoria. Besides, pink's my favorite color."
*giggles* "Oh, Goku. You're so romantic."
"Did I mention how lovely you look against orange velvet?"
"Sweety. Does Vegeta suspect anything?"
*shrug* "Nah...I just go home and get rough. You know, saiyan style.
He loves it!"
"I know the feeling, my golden studmuffin. Massage me....I won't be able to sit for a week thanks to you!"
"Flatterer." (rolls Dodoria over)
"Back to work. Throw open those flabby legs, sweetcakes! I can't see anything, your ass is too big."
(Dodoria flops open) "Of course, cupcake."
THE END