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GOTHAM CITY 10:00 AM

Aang was confused.

He glanced to his right from his perch on top of a three story structure, across the street, gazing into the shadow cast by a two huge buildings wedged up against one another. One was seemingly made of stone, with windows at regular intervals up and down its face, 14 high and 6 wide. The other seemed to be merely a series of five floors stacked on top of one another, held up by vertical supports, but lacking walls, except on the first level, with many vehicles stored inside. He saw a large crowd of people, dressed in strange outfits, writhing in the shadow. Most odd of them all, though, was one particular person dressed entirely in black, who was apparently fighting off everyone else in the group. The figure wore a cape over his shoulders, which hung down heavily to the ground. As he fought, the majority slowly backed him into the corner of the two structures. The figure appeared to be losing.

As he stared, Aang recognized the figure; it was Batman.

The Avatar had thought Batman was a myth, an urban legend at best, but here he was, all 6'3" of his ever so masculine, obviously delectably muscled frame.

Aang immediately flew over to try and help.

"Hey, are you alright?"

"I'm fine," growled Batman.

"No, you're not! We're cornered; here, grab on to me!"

"No need," Batman said as his grappling hook shot him up to the top of a nearby parking garage.

Aang, still interested, flew up after Batman, just skimming the top of the zombie crowd before swooping up to the roof and out of reach. Just then, as he alighted on the guard rail, Aang noticed two zombies headed towards Batman, but the Caped Crusader, casually standing on one corner of the structure, had not seemed to notice.

"Watch out!" shouted Aang.

Aang's warning proved unnecessary, however, as Batman, who had not bothered to deal with the zombies before, casually took out a batarang and tossed it through one zombie's head. "Why are you following me?"

Aang reacted more slowly, freezing the second zombie in a block of ice moments later.
"What in the name of the spirits are these things?"

"Undead," replied Batman, "which I had trouble believing until I saw you fly up five stories unaided. Tell me how you did it."

"I'm ... well, an Airbender."

"Don't mess with me!" shouted Batman. "How did you do it?"

"I, um, I kind of... you know, um, 'bent' the air?" Aang said.

"That's completely unhelpful."

"Stop yelling at me! I just think, and the air moves! I can't explain it any other way!"

"I can't... Fine. The ice, how does the ice work? I thought you said you were an Airbender?"

"It's about the sam- Wait, you believe me?"

"No; however, if zombies exist then I can't rule out your powers for being illogical, and I must accept that you can do what you say you can, even if I don't accept your explanation of how they work. I want to know what you can do to help."

"Well, technically, I'm the Avatar. Yeah, I'm kind of supposed to save the world."

"Really," replied Batman.

"Yeah," Aang said as he scratched the back of his head awkwardly.

"Fine," said Batman.

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GOTHAM CITY, GOVERNMENT DISTRICT, 11:12 AM

Freddie Mercury had become a zombie.

This being so, dear old Freddie really didn't have much of a thought process for this author to relate. This is sad.

Due to his complete lack of purpose and motivation, Freddie, smelling food through a closed door, is currently bashing his head into said door. The door, growing steadily bloodier, is winning.

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TOKYO, JAPAN, 12:00 AM JST

Charlie motioned to Mark.

"What the hell is this?"

"Not this discussion again."

"I'll call it madness."

"This is what we get for going to Japan."

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TOKYO TOWER, TOKYO, JAPAN. 12:00 AM JST

Leonidas looked up.

He didn't like what he saw.

An enormous lizard of some kind was inexplicably thrusting itself up against, no, into... what in Hades was it? Not anything in Sparta, surely. Seeming to be miles high, it was polished on the outside, but from the hole the beast had made in the side, there were drifting down pieces of twisted iron metal, mangled by the beast's advances. Leonidas turned to address one of the many passersby, but they were screaming in apparent terror, running for their lives. The fact that Leonidas was shouting at them in Greek didn't help much either.

The beast, having finished it's deed, turned, dripping. As it did, the violated and utterly defeated Tokyo Tower collapsed to the ground in pieces with a discomforting squish.

Noticing the Spartans, the beast roared.

Leonidas roared back.

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A/N: poor Tower, We loveded it.

NEXT CHAPTER! L appears! The Joker invades London! Sokka and Iroh fall through a plothole! Eagerly await the next installment of Apocalypse: Suzumiya Haruhi no Crack!