A/U (Stupid couple series)
SQUICK WARS Goten/Master Roshi
"That was so good, buttercup."
"Yes, my pumpkin...now kiss a little lower, please."
"Ooooh....that feels so cool."
"Jello is always good...sometimes I warm honey and pour that all over-"
"Shh! You want the others in the house to hear us?"
"I'm not ashamed of our love."
"Maybe not, but if your father finds out he'll kill me!!"
"More fingers, please."
"Ugh...those are all I have! Horny freak-"
"That's why it's so good with us. And to think, no one knows..."
"Whatever. Now suck my toes...WOOAH!!"
"You deserved that..."
"What are you trying to do, imp? Bite it off? I said my toes. TOES!!"
"In a minute...glffpph..."
"OOH, AAAAH, EEEEE..."
"Glugg...almost couldn't swallow it all..."
"Greedy. Don't take too much, it's loaded with calories..."
"Maybe, but I'm a growing boy."
"Ha! Now come here...that skin is like honey."
"Sweet tooth again?"
"Hee, you know it. I like my meat tender, you know..."
"I noticed...you can't stop tasting me. Get off my butt, already!!"
"Don't think so. You're candy on a stick, and I plan to lick. Mmm..."
"AAaahhhh...."
"Slurp!"
"OOOOO!!!"
"Stop bouncing! I can't keep up..."
"You're tongue's really good there..."
"Heh, experience counts for something, boy!"
"I wouldn't think someone your age could do that...but then, you always were an exception to the rule."
"Of course."
"I prefer experienced lovers, anyway. They're so...versatile."
"Why thank you, Goten."
"You're welcome, Master Roshi."
THE END
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SQUICK WARS PT. TWO Dodoria/Goku
"Kiss me again, sweetcakes."
"Yes, my love puff...did you bring the ring?"
"Silly furball...of course I did!"
"Now promise you won't explode on me this time."
"I'll try not to...but damn, you're just so sexy!"
"It's a good thing I finally got you out of...HIS clutches!"
"Yeah, right. And into yours. Now roll over, my bloated cupcake."
"Aren't you sweet...easy with the oil!!"
"That's right, I forgot. Well at least we aren't doing it in the kitchen this time."
"We were on the stove, I think...things got a little hot..."
"Whatever. Now lick my ass...ahh...THERE!!"
"Of course, sweetykins."
"Do it right this time!!"
"Purrfect...you're so strong..."
"Shut up or I'll tie you down again and slap those fat tits!"
"OOOEEE...I love it when you talk rough..."
"There's more where that came from. Over!!"
'Splap' "Is this better, love cup?"
"Yeah...these things are getting softer every day..."
"Careful not to squeeze too hard-"
"I'll do whatever I want."
"You're so masterful."
"Quiet! When I shove it in I want you to yell like a greased pig..."
"That's what you usually call me-"
"UGHH...damn...TIGHT!!"
"AAAAH..."
"UOOO..."
"YEAH!!! Shit..."
"What's wrong, snucklepoo? That was fantastic."
"I think I burst something."
*Giggle* "I'll say...that thing's a monster."
"You like it like that."
"Barbarian...you've got me all gooey again. Now I need a bath..."
"Uh uh, bubble butt...I'm just getting started!"
"Hmpf. Do all monkeys make such a mess when they do it?"
"I'll tell you once I pop that wide ass again."
"I am your slave..."
"You know it. Now open up! I haven't got all day!"
"Goku, you're so wicked when you aren't pretending."
"What can I say, Dodoria? Besides, pink's my favorite color."
THE END
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SQUICK WARS Popo/Trunks
"DARLING!!"
"SWEETYKINS!!"
*kiss* "Missed you..."
"Let's go upstairs...I've got something special planned today."
"Oh? Caramel and hot butter?"
"Don't be silly. I've got your favorite...salad dressing!"
"OOOH..."
"Upstairs already, my pile of plumpness."
*Bounces* "Of course! I can hardly wait-"
"Wait...a lick real quick..."
"You always were insatiable."
"Hmm...not bad..."
"Race you!"
"Damn, I like watching your ass jiggle-"
"Well, everyone can't be firm..."
"GOTCHA..."
"Wait until we get in the bedroom!"
"Gonna pump this load REAL fast-"
"UUUGH..."
"AAUOOO..."
"WEEE!!!!"
"Gettin' GOOD now..."
"Ride that pony, big boy!!"
*Grunt* "Oh yeah..."
"EEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
"Whew...good stuff. I need a cigarette."
"Give me one, too. Roll the leaves!"
"Easy...remember what happened the last time."
*takes cigarette and rolls over* "Don't remind me..."
"Hard to grab this fat-"
"Oh, stop complaining and get ON with it!"
"Butter goes good with rolls..."
"Ahh...uhghh...deeper...YES!!"
"SCREEEEEAAAAMMM!!"
"Whew! Damn..." *collapses*
"Better the second time, poopy poo?"
"I'm blown...wasted..."
*Puffs cigarette*
"WAIT...don't!!"
KASHPLOOSH!!!
*wipes up mess from walls* "Asshole...now you've done it!"
"Sorry, my sweet-"
"Save it! Now I'll have to wait for your body to grow back, you idiot!"
"Well, you can make goulash salad out of me in the meantime."
"I warned you!"
"I can't help it...you know this happens when I get too excited."
"I'm sick of eggplant, Popo."
"But we're perfect for each other, Trunks...we're both purple!"
*Tastes* "Hm. Not bad, lovechunks...but you need more salt!"
THE END
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SQUICK WARS Yairobe/Raditz
*Sigh*
"Hn, come here..."
"Are you crazy? For Kami's sake, give me a breather!"
"I think not. Besides, you make a good pillow..."
"And that's another thing. Get off me! I can't breathe-"
"Maybe we should get a haircut."
"Which hair? The stuff up top, or..."
"Pervert. But I like perverts...especially stinky ones."
*punch* "That's an insult!"
"No, it's a compliment. This coffee creamer is quite...delicious."
"It's my own special blend."
"Very unique. A bit on the thick side, but-"
"Would you like some...more?"
"I'll squeeze it out of you. Besides, I need a bite of cake before I go."
*Rubs sore parts* "Can you ease up on that? I'm half bitten to death!"
"Cake always goes with cream."
"Yeah, but those teeth-"
"What can I say? I like my meat."
*Thump* "Now OVER! I won't say it again..."
"Do you always have to be so ROUGH?"
"You're stubborn, love lump. Only by showing my strength will you respect me."
"Wait, EASY, go slow!!!"
*Shplup!* "I'm in...damn! Hot and TIGHT..."
"Ah...ah...aieEEEEE..."
"SNARRRLLL...."
"OOOOOO"
"GROWRRR!!"
"Holy shit!! DON'T CHANGE NOW!!"
"RAURAROOO!!!"
*Bed crashes to floor* "Ahh...uggh...can't believe...you put that up there, too..."
*Purr* "Delicious, my thick stick. I wasn't going to change-"
"You looked like it. Damn, I won't sit for a week!"
*Licks* "Hn, now for cake-" *moves lower*
"Fuzzy Freak!!"
"Nuts with my sundae..."
"EEEKKK!!"
"Tender, hn?"
"WELL YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BITE THEM SO HARD."
*slap* "I'll suck that jelly ass next-"
*slup!*
"OOAAEEUGHAAAHHHHYEEEESSSSS!!!" *bounces insanely*
"Satisfied, my blimp of delight?"
*heaves* "Ah...oh yes...are your people always this good, Raditz?"
*wicked grin* "Why saiyans are MADE for sex, Yairobe!"
THE END
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SQUICK WARS Gohan / Fat Buu
"Hmm, not bad..."
"Did I make you happy?"
*Deep breath* "Shit yeah...you're fantastic..."
"I'm learning so many new things now that I'm different-"
"You learn fast...REAL fast. How'd you know to put your foot up-"
"A little trick I learned reading in a library. Impossible for the average person."
"Whew. I didn't even think it would fit, but DAMN it felt good..."
"You aren't just any lover, candycup. I wanted to try something unusual."
"Well, you're quite creative. Of course, I can think up stuff, too."
"Snicker* "Oh, you mean like the time you rubbed butter up my crack-"
"Don't forget the nipple clamps."
"HEE...those tickled. You know my body's sensitive!"
"That's because it's so soft."
"BUT I THOUGHT YOU LIKED IT!!"
"You're too touchy, creampuff. Didn't I taste you with the whipped topping?"
"Well yes, but-"
"And then whip you senseless with licorice?"
*Smacks lips* "Made a tasty mess, I think..."
"You really squealed...the neighbors thought I was attacking a cat!"
"Can I help it if my voice has a certain pitch?!!"
*Pats gently* "Now there you go, getting upset again cuddlewunks."
*Sniff* "Kiss me on the ass and make it all better..."
"Hmm, you've got an awful lot back there..."
*Kisses* "Better?"
"Hee, hoo, haa...oh yes!"
*Slap* "Now get down on all fours!"
"Yes, my pet."
"And don't flop this time! Drag that belly on the floor..."
"It drags anyway. You know its hard for me to open up!"
"Tell me about it..."
"Ugh...its hard separating my thighs."
"Looks like I'll need the pliers again."
"UGGGH....AAUII....WHEE OOO!"
"Now at least I can find everything..."
"Hurry up!! I'm about to burst-"
*Shlup* "Aaah...kinda cool this time."
"I put ice up there."
"Not baaaaddd...."
*Rocks the house* "EEAHHOOOOUAHGGGGIIII!!!"
*Plop over in a heap* "That's enough for today, sweetpea..."
*Rolls over* "Oh, I love it when you look wild, sugarchips."
*slight growl* "You always say that, honeybutt..."
"It's true...your hair is so pretty and thick. But I wish you'd let it grow, Gohan."
"Anything for you, Buu."
THE END xxxx
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SQUICK WARS Vegeta/Chaotzu
*Splup*
"AAAhh..."
*Thwep flupp*
"OOO"
*Rubs backside against walls, chairs, tables* "Kami take it!!!"
/Hee hee, I'm not done.../
"You WRETCH! AAIIIIEEE..."
/Up and up I go.../
"YAHHHH!!"
/Where I stop, no one knows.../
*Bounces like pinball off floor and ceiling*
"AAAAAAAAA-"
/Pop goes the weasel!!/
*Splatters everywhere, collapses in heap.*
"Kami, that was UNBELIEVABLE!!!"
/Can I come out now?/
"Ah...ugh...you no good shrimp..."
/But you love me./
"Hn, well enough." *Reaches behind self and pulls*
'SHPLOP'
*Towells off* "Now see, wasn't that fun, sweetiepie?"
*Slow grin while staring at ceiling* "I must say that was REALLY different. Satisfying!"
*Climbs on chiseled stomach* "I always aim to please, buffykins."
"Oh you do, my sweet little one. Very much!"
*Cuddle together on floor* "I love you so much...besides, you never minded my height!"
"So what if you're short?" *points* "You're long where it counts!"
*Kiss* "Love me forever, crush me in your strength!!"
*Gentle laugh* "You might crack. I'd never hurt my joystick!"
*Giggle* "They're so jealous of us, Vegeta!"
"They can drop dead for all I care, Chaotzu."
THE END
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SQUICK WARS Zarbon/Kami
*Slurpp*
*Splapp*
*Skwupp*
"OOO, AAA, OOOO..."
"Like that, freak?"
"Ah, oh yes...lick me there again!!"
"I'd bite if I could-"
"I LOVE IT WHEN YOU BITE. THOSE GUMS FEEL REALLY GOOD!"
*Slap*
"OOGH!!"
"Into pain, eh? I've got more for you, punk..."
"Come closer, sweet. I'll kiss your shiny boots..."
"Ai, wretch. DOWN!!"
*Slap*
"Mmm...oil, master?"
*Evil grin* "Yes...a moment while I soak this whip-"
*Lashes, squeals*
"EEE, OOO, AIEE, AAAHHH-"
*Bounces on top with riding crop* "WOOO, AKKK!!!"
"SPLOOOP!!!"
*Collapse*
"That was good, pet, but we're all messy...and you know I HATE being messy."
"Such a vain candyass. What am I to do with you?"
*Rubs welts on backside* "You've done enough for one day, wretched cooty."
*Strains to rise* "Ugh...our stuff's thicker than glue...can't move"
*falls on top again*
"Pathetic..."
"Don't be so hard on me, dumpling. Didn't I whip you senseless?"
"Aye, but..."
"No buts. Besides, you love me best."
*Kiss* "That I do, you old fossil. Now roll over while I crack your back."
"Like this?" *flops on stomach*
"Quiet!" *walks on back, cracking it*
"Oooo, that's gooooood-"
"That's it, you ancient crone. Behave and I'll nibble your wrinkles later."
"OOO. Mercy!"
*Lifts loose skin with teeth* "Nmfth...tasty!"
*Blissfull sigh* "You always had delicious lips, Zarbon."
"So I've been told, Kami...so I've been told!"
THE END