Chapter Three

-Gay Gone Wild-

"Whoa dude, I don't roll like that.

Oh wait, yes I do."

Three weeks. It's been three weeks since I've gone anything with Gaara, my best bud. He's so fucking preoccupied with pleasing his new boyfriend (yes, Gaara and Neji made it official) that I am like… friendless.

I eat lunch alone, I don't go out to the movies cause I feel like a fucktard when I see people with their friends and worse of all, no one's being cruel to me. I never realized just how much Gaara means to me till just now.

So while I'm here, dying on the inside, Gaara probably doesn't even realize how much he's hurting me. Yeah, I sound like a wuss but you know what? I'm gay. I have a right to do that. Anyway, back to my rant. See, I was sick for two days last week and guess who didn't even bother calling me? Gaara.

Lately, life isn't going too well. Other than my Gaara trouble, I'm failing algebra, Itachi doesn't even spare me a second glance and I have a stalker. Let's start with dilemma number one: algebra. Why the fuck do I need to know how to factor things? Seriously? And what the hell is a system? My teacher's getting pissed off since I'm the only one in the class failing. He's being a bitch about it too. Like after I got back to class from my sickness he said that I was a bastard because I skip school. He finally shut up when I sneezed on his face.

Dilemma number two: Itachi. Lately I've noticed that I see him around a lot, you know, like at lunch, the mall and he's even in my art class. I tried saying hi one time but he stared at me blankly and pretended he didn't hear me, though we both know he did.

And finally, my stalker. She's related to Neji so I hate her already.

Name: Hinata.

Age: I don't care.

Profession: my personal stalker.

After I stopped hanging out with Gaara, I started to notice her. She's everywhere! She's always staring at me during lunch, when I leave the bathroom she just so happens to be walking away (yeah right!) and she just so happens to leave school at the same time as me and she uses the same exit even though her house is in the opposite direction. If that still hasn't convinced you, let me tell you that she blushes madly whenever she's around me. She's got it bad for me.

You know, being a teenager is hard enough. I really don't need all of this drama in my life right now.

"You know Naruto, your penis is so small someone might confuse you for a girl".

Okay. What the hell? While I was spacing out, Sai, Sasuke and Sakura somehow ended up sitting across from me. Sai and Sasuke are close friends I guess. But why are they sitting here? Weird.

"Shut the fuck up Sai" I mumble. He smirks and winks at me. Whoa dude, I don't roll like that. Oh wait, yes I do. He's not my type. "So Naruto, are you single this Friday? Err… I mean, are you free?" he says and is it just me but is he nervous?

"Um… yeah. I guess"

"Great. I'll pick you up at six!"

And with that, he dashes off. Sasuke stays behind with Sakura and I think they're glaring at me. What the eff? What did I ever do to you guys? Ah, whatever. Maybe, if I ignore them and eat my food, they'll go away. But no, Naruto isn't that lucky. So they stay behind. And they talk to each other and me.

"Naruto! I haven't seen you in forever!"

"Yeah. What have you-"

"Still like you know who?

"Who Sasu-bear?! I wanna know!"

"You just totally inturup-"

"Shut up loser."

"That's not nice!"

"Hon. Need a ride after class?"

"Yeah, mom's working late again. She's such a bitch sometimes. Like she blew off my birthday last year cause she had a date with some ugly old guy and he ended up dumping her three days later!"

"Was it a rich ugly old guy?"

"What are you talking about loser?"

"Oh, I have to go. See you guys later!"

And Sakura dashed off. Sasuke left too so I was alone again. Sigh. This sucks. I mean seriously, why am I such a loser? Maybe I should hang out with Kiba, my friend. We haven't spoken to each other since the time I set his house on fire by accident. A lot of crazy shit was going on in his life and I guess that was just the last straw.

Yeah, that's what I did. I walked up to him after lunch, when all of his friends left, I tapped him on the shoulder and I asked if he wanted to hang out. At first he was kind of unsure but then he agreed.

Sah-weet. So we walked around for a while. Talked. About cars and chicks and dudes and pop tarts and parties and clubs and jeans and dicks and movies and bands and concerts and people and teachers and cigarettes and socks and fishes and chairs and pretty much everything that came to mind.

"So dude, what's up with you and Gaara?" did everyone know that I was abandoned? That's not really something I want people knowing about.

"Nothing. I guess."

"Alright. Hey, did I tell you that I'm bisexual?" he says with a stupid grin on his face.

"How'd you find out?" I asked. I bet his answer will be better than the one Gai gave me. Actually, a straight guy would probably be able to lie to me and give me a better answer.

"Oh, well I went to this party one time and I saw this couple, right?" this sounds totally pointless so far, but hey, maybe it might help me in same way.

"So the girl is super hot and her boyfriend is a nice piece of ass. So I walked up to them, got to know them and soon, the dude's girl left. So it's just the two of us right? Yeah. And I'm like 'fuck, yeah! This is my chance'. So we make out. Then we go into the bedroom. And then he's all like 'dude, you're a dude'. Haha, it was awesome. So I'm like 'yeah'. So we make out some more. And that's when it came to me: I'm bisexual. Cause you know, while we made out and did some more, I was not picturing doing it with his hot girlfriend, or anyone else for that matter."

Yeah, good story. It's pretty helpful actually.

"So Naru, are you bisexual?" he asks. Hmmm… I might be. I mean, it's not like I hate girls or anything.

"I dunno" I say, sounding like the dumbass I am. And oh shit, Kiba looks real evil.

"Then lets go to a party and find out" he says and I swear to penis, if this were a movie, there'd be lightening in the background. But it's not like I have anything better to do. So I agree to go and we do.

And I am glad I went cause guess who's there? Itachi. Kiba sees me staring at him and I guess he thought that I was interested (not that I'm not). "C'mon Naru" he says as he pulls me over to the hot piece of man that's looking sexy and bored. He sees Kiba and smirks, nodding his head in recognition.

"Hey man."

"Sup."

So they start talking and I kind of just space out cause I don't really care whatever it is they talk about. But then Kiba leaves and I'm sitting there, with Itachi, alone.

"Naruto, right?"

"Um yeah". He knows my name?

"Hey… why don't you come with me for a little while?" he says and I just nod like an idiot cause I cant do anything else.

So we go outside and start walking slowly down the empty dark street, loud music blasting behind us.

"So… what's up?" oh, wow this is awkward. And me trying to break the silence made it worse. Good job Naruto.

"Not much. I hate parties. The music is gay."

"I know. Fuck hip-hop."

"And rap. I mwan it's so retarded."

"I know. The songs are always about the same thing: women".

"I know huh? And they always steal lyrics from other songs."

"Like 'I'll make it rain' and crap."

"Exactly."

"So what do you consider good music?"

"Bless the fall, dance Gavin dance, upon beauty rests. Shit like that."

"Those are sick bands man. Like bring me the horizon?"

"Love 'em. Oli Sykes is a hot mo'fuckka."

"Hell yeah he is. I love the devil wears prada."

"The movie?"

"No. the band. They rock."

"Never heard of them. But I'll check them out."

So we went back to the party, grabbed our crap (aka Itachi's jacket) and parted our ways. Well, he drove me home and then we parted our ways.

A/N: Finally updated guys! And i loooove the people that review my story. You guys make me feel so great. I just get this amazingly fuzzy warm feeling inside my tummy when i get a review. Haha. Hmm.. so since not that many people are reading/reviewing this story, i'm going to start working an another one. So that means that it'll take me a while to update.

So this chapter mentioned some of my fav bands. If you dont already know about them, check them out. They rock. A lot.

And Oli Sykes is fucking beautiful. So look him up on youtube and stare at his beauty. And i'm saying this because i assume that mostly girls are reading this fic since its yaoi. I seriously cant imagine a guy reading my story.