Four: Dinner at the Uchiha Manor.

It gets dirty from here on out.

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Sasuke:

Tonight was the night that he would tell the siblings how he felt -- well, maybe.. Probably not. He just couldn't bring himself to do that right now.

He sighed as he pulled on his nice shirt. 'I cant wait to see what Naruto and Azura are wearing..'

Sasuke was thinking so hard that he did not see his brother walk into his bedroom, and start to talk.

"--leave at eleven." Itachi finished saying -- that was before he figured out that his younger brother wasn't even listening to him!

"Sasuke Uchiha, are you even listening to me?"

Sasuke snapped out of his thoughts, and turned to face his elder brother.

"Sorry…" He muttered.

They were a team.. and no matter what happened tonight, they would always be a team -- that's all that mattered. Sakura, Naruto, Azura, and Yami -- they all meant the world to the Uchiha prodigy, and if any of them died, or they lost their friendship, it would hurt Sasuke, and the team.

"Are you even listening?!" Itachi yelled.

"Sorry. I have things to think about! Important things." Sasuke yelled back. He growled, hated being interrupted mid thought.

"Like what little brother?" Itachi asked his little brother -- lowering his voice, so their parents would not come into the room demanding to know why their sons were yelling at eachother.

"Stuff." Sasuke snapped back. He didn't need his brother to know about his problems.

"Stuff…That isn't a good enough reason." Itachi said, sighing.

Sasuke was about to retort, when their mother's voice floated in from the stairway.

"Sasuke, Itachi. Niasuke, They're here!"

Sasuke and Itachi walked down the stairs to greet their guests.

Dinner started not too long after that -- the adults at one table, the children at another. Itachi and his girlfriend were considered adults, so they sat with the adults. The adults were busy talking about grown up stuff, while the children's table was quite…quiet.

/Guess who's back/

'oh god, not you.'

/That's rude. Anyway, that Uchiha has one hell of a bed./

/Shut up, Kyuubi, I'm in the middle of dinner./

/ooh, they'll be cumming tonight./

/Kyuubi!/

It was quiet for about 30 seconds, before Naruto was hit with a rather…erotic image -- Sasuke naked, his pale skin glistening with sweat, his face caked in mud, and other bodily fluids -- mouth open in a silent scream, as he (KyuubiNaru) pounds into the boy from behind.

And again, that image was rather arousing -- and alas, Naruto was hard once again.

/Kyyubi, Quit it!/

/Quit what?/ Kyuubi asked 'innocently'.

Another quite -- graphic picture flashed in his mind -- this time of all three of his team mates.

Naruto fumbled with his food, and blushed.

/Is that a blush? You're thirteen. I was sexually active at your age./

'You're a demon..its different.'

/You're a demon. Its not different./

'gaah…'

Naruto's head snapped up. "Yeah, I'm fine!" He exclaimed, before starting to eat his food again. He closed his eyes, and took a deep breath. All he needed to do was block the perverted demon, and he'd be okay… right?

/You can't ignore me/

Okay, maybe it wouldn't be that easy. What the hell, how did Azura do it? Did she ignore her demoness?

/Doubt it kit. She's far from innocent./

Maybe Saphira wasn't as perverted as the fox demon -- were neko demons less sexual than fox demons? Was that why Azura wasn't having issues with Saphira like he was with Kyuubi?

/Less? Ha. That demoness is my mate. There's no way she's less sexual than me./

Okay…that answered his question -- kinda. Okay..maybe if he grossed him out Kyuubi would leave him the hell alone. Riight…He could do that, right? It wasn't that hard. All he had to think about was ….Rock Lee in a pink thong, or Rock Lee Naked.

/What the hell?!/

Bingo. That worked.

'heh.'

Naruto laughed. Sasuke and Azura looked at eachother, before looking at the amused blond boy.

"Are you okay dobe?" Sasuke asked, some what worried that perhaps the dobe had gone crazy.

"M fine Uchiha." Naruto answered, giggling.

/baah. Think Sasuke naked --Naked….oh yeah/

Another very graphic image flashed through Naruto's head just as he was drinking his water -- causing him to spit up his water, and drop the glass on the floor. Plus, he was ehm….hard.

This attracted the adult's attention and look at the children's table. They stared at the blond boy -- confused. Naruto was embarrassed -- he wanted nothing more than to crawl into a hole, and die.

"Um…..excuse me.." Naruto muttered. He stood up, and walked briskly to a nearby bathroom, and relieve himself of his little problem.

"what the?" Sasuke exclaimed, as he helped Azura pick up the fallen glass. Azura shrugged, not knowing how to explain her step brother's sudden burst.

/Kyuubi./

'Seriously Saph?'

/Yep/

Azura sighed. She knew that the Kyuubi no Yoko was a very frustrating demon, and she also knew that the Rokubi no Nekomata -- her demoness, and the Kyuubi no Yoko were mates long before they were sealed in both Naruto and her.

"Just er….leave him." Azura said. She sat down next to Sasuke, and waited for Naruto to come back to dinner -- in the mean time, she 'd have to socialize with the Uchiha boys. ..oh goody.

"So….Azura…" Sasuke whispered.

Azura turned her head to look at the blushing Uchiha. She smiled -- which made Sasuke relax a bit.

Itachi saw this, and smiled to himself.

Almost three minutes had passed since Naruto's outburst, and the blond idiot was no where to be seen. Fugaku was getting a little worried.

"Sasuke. Go check on Naruto." He said, turning to look at his youngest son.

Sasuke sighed, but did as he was told. He walked up the stairs, and turned -- heading to his bedroom, knowing that the dobe had used his bathroom. He knocked on the bathroom door, but there was no answer.

'Strange…'He thought, before he opened the door.

What he saw was well….disturbing. Truly disturbing, and a little arousing. Naruto was standing over the toilet -- obviously not taking a piss. He was erm….touching himself.

Naruto's head snapped up, and he immediately turned red. He fumbled to pull up his pants, and tripped -- landing on his butt with a big bang.

"Um….Sasuke…" He muttered.

"What the fuck dobe?" Sasuke asked. Trying not to let his voice raise too much.

"er…well you see um…."

/That's it kit./

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Now Fugaku was getting annoyed. He wasn't sure what was taking the boys so long. They were ruining a perfect dinner.

"Azura. Can you check on them?" Mikoto asked the young girl -- sensing her husband's agitation.

Azura nodded, and stood up. She began to walk up the stairs, when she heard her mother say. "I wonder what is taking them so long."

She reached the bathroom, took one look, and almost fainted. Naruto still had no pants on, and Sasuke was standing next to him -- they were both blushing.

"What's going on?" She asked, blushing.

"Um….Azura, Sasuke…I um.. need to tell you something.."

Well, that's interesting. It had been almost three minutes since they had sent the young girl to go check on the boys. Niasuke was bored, and all alone at the kids table, while the adults -- save for the women, and Itachi were agitated.

"What is taking them so long?" Fugaku asked.

"I don't know dear." Mikoto answered. She sighed.

It was another three minutes before the three of them walked into the dining room. They were all sporting heavy blushes, and they didn't want to meet any of the other's gazes. It was strange, but fascinating. Itachi continued to watch them throughout the rest of dinner.

Strange. Something must have happened in the bathroom. Interesting. He'd find out sooner or later, but right now, they had to finish dinner.

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Next chapter will be up in 24 hours or more. Depends.