A/N: Again, I can't stress this enough. Thank you for reading and reviewing!!
Hermione opened her eyes to the sound of slow breathing. For a second she didn't know where she was or how she got there. She tried getting up but she found that Ron had her trapped around his arms. She felt a sense of happiness and annoyance towards him. After freeing herself from his very strong grasp she got up and started to cook breakfast.
Ron stirred in the couch. The smell of pancakes, sausage and fried eggs aroused his nose. He slowly opened his eyes and the sight of Hermione in moving around the kitchen made him want to laugh as hard as he could.
But he didn't. He decided to sneak up on her and see how she would react. He carefully walked up to her and yelled, "don't burn the food!"
Hermione squealed while letting go of the spatula.
"Ron, don't scare me like that!" She said running around and hitting him in the arm.
"Don't kill me." Ron said defensively.
"You scared me!" Hermione said in a huff.
"I'm sorry! I didn't think you would take it so seriously!" He said putting his hands slightly.
"Well don't do it again or you'll get more than just tap on the shoulder!"
There was a ring at the door; Ron went to go get it while retorting back, " 'Just a tap'?"
He opened the door to find none other than Lavender Brown.
"Lavender what the hell are you doing here?" Ron asked both annoyed and suspicious.
"I just wanted to say 'Good morning' that's all." She didn't notice Hermione since she was still standing in the kitchen away from her eye sight. Hermione stayed where she was to see the scene unfold.
"Really?" Said Ron, "Well, good morning and good bye." Ron said mock-brightly. He was just closing the door when Lavender put her hand up to stop him. Ron raised his left eyebrow at this.
"Do you want to go out for breakfast before going to the Ministry?" Lavender asked sweetly.
Hermione knew why she was doing this. I think it's time for Ron to know. She thought as she took a step forward. Lavender was too engulfed in Ron not to notice.
"Lavender I was just about to have breakfast with Hermione." Ron motioned to Hermione who was now a few feet away from Ron.
Hermione gave her a cheery smile and piped, "Good morning Lavender. Always a pleasure to see you're beautiful face at such an early time of day! Don't you think Ron?"
Ron looked over his shoulder at her, incredulously.
"Hermione, what are you doing here so early?" Lavender said confused.
"She stayed the night." Ron replied, he knew that Lavender would take the wrong idea so he decided to explain. "You see-"
"Not every girl who stays the night at her friend's house does it mean that they shared the same bed." Hermione said, not letting Ron finish his sentence.
"Or sofa." Ron said, with a grin on his face.
Lavender looked both enraged and confused. "What's going on here?"
"Lavender, I don't think it's none of your business what goes on in my and Hermione's private lives." Ron said, getting mad at her. Now's the perfect time! Hermione thought, smiling.
"You see, Lavender cares because she wants you back. Not only that but the reason why Lavender is here this morning is because she, on her many nights of drinking and partying, wrote a letter," Lavender looked death-stricken, "she mailed it to me rather than the person it was meant to go to. Pervati Patil."
"What?" Ron asked, his full attention on Hermione.
"It was addressed to me, but the letter is clearly meant for Pervati. In said letter Ms. Browne states that she loves you and wants nothing more than to have you by her side. She also wrote that she plans to come over to your apartment ask you to go to breakfast with her and there she would drop a bit of love potion. Enough to want to sleep with her anyway." Ron looked astounded. "Then when the potion wore off, and she'd realize that she's pregnant, she would go to you and tell you the news. You wouldn't remember so you'd have to agree to marry her or she would make it public, thus ending your career as an Auror." Hermione finished with a flourish.
Ron looked at her then at Lavender who looked like she was going to faint. Which she did.
A/N: So? What did you think? Good? Bad? The contents of the letter are reviled but who was following Ron and Hermione on their date?
