I should be working on my research paper for science, but I don't feel like it :D

Bubbles: Why doesn't Boomer talk?

Boomer: What do you mean 'Why don't I don't talk'?

Everyone: -gasp-

Boomer: Why are you guys gasping, sheesh!

Bubbles: Did Boomer just say more than 5 words?

Me: Uh-huh…

Boomer: It's not that I don't talk, it's just I don't like talking to girls, especially you guys

Buttercup: Um… anyway, kenish1406 does not own us

Chapter 4
No f--ing way

It was another peaceful day, well, as peaceful it can get with Dexter and Brick in a battle to the death.

"WHO SAID YOU COULD DANCE WITH HER, DORKSTER!?" Brick yelled at Dexter with his fist raised.

"WHO SAID I COULDN'T, HOODLUM!?" Dexter yelled back.

About 6 minutes ago…

"Class, we're going to dance today, during class, so please choose a partner," Miss Meryl's sweet voice said.

So far, Bubbles had grabbed Boomer because the girls were going after Mitch Mitchellson (don't ask why)

Butch had snagged Buttercup right when she was about to ask Mitch.

And Dexter and Brick were well…

"Greetings, Blossom, but I – " Dexter began.

"OH, HE-ELL NO!" Brick yelled slamming into Dexter.

And the fight continues.

While Miss Meryl was trying to stop both Brick and Dexter from killing each other, a boy appeared next to Blossom's desk.

"Hi, I'm new here, can you be my dance partner?" he asked politely, he obviously didn't know how Brick and Dexter were battling over her. Pretty much everyone knew except apparently him and Blossom.

"Um, sure," Blossom answered.

Brick and Dexter glared in the boy's direction. He didn't seem to notice at all.

"Oh, my, it seems there are no more girls. I guess you, Mr. Brick and Mr. Dexter, will have to be partners," Miss Meryl said.

"WHAT!?" Brick and Dexter said simultaneously.

"I DON'T WANNA DANCE WITH A GUY, MUCH LESS DORKSTER!" Brick screeched.

"I DON'T WANNA DANCE WITH YOU EITHER! YOU'LL BRING ME DOWN!" Dexter yelled.

"I hate you," Brick muttered.

"I hate you more," Dexter muttered back.

They weren't even really dancing. With Buttercup and Butch, he kept on trying to distract her by saying "butterfingers" and "don't trip."

Boomer and Bubbles danced calmly, Boomer leading Bubbles well, while Bubbles concentrated on her feet.

Blossom and the boy were dancing the best as they hadn't missed a step, and they actually looked like a prince and princess having the first dance.

And Brick and Dexter were… stomping on each other's feet.

"I…" Brick began.

STOMP!

"hate…" Brick continued.

STOMP!

"you!" Brick finished.

STOMP!

"I…" Dexter began.

STOMP!

"don't…" Dexter continued.

STOMP!

"care! And stop stomping on my feet!" Dexter yelled as he stomped on Brick's feet too.

STOMP!

"Ow! Dorkster, stop it!" Brick yelled as he kicked Dexter in the shin.

"You violent Hoodlum!" Dexter yelled as he slapped Brick.

"Bastard!"

"No, Mr. Dexter, you have to follow Brick, because you're the girl comparing your heights," Miss Meryl said.

"Yeah, Dorkster, you are the more girly one of the two of us," Brick teased.

"YOU – " Dexter began.

"Ok, switch partners!"

Dexter and Brick shoved each other as they tried to get to where Blossom was.

"Hey, Blossom, can I dance with you? It's kinda weird with Tootie there," Timmy Turner asked.

"Um, sure Timmy," Blossom answered kindly.

"You've gotta be kidding me," Dexter and Brick said as they fell to the ground in an anime-way.

Then, the new kid walked by them, "I kind of like that girl Blossom, and I think she likes me too," he said smugly to Dexter and Brick. Man, he's asking for death.

"Bricky!" Bell screeched.

Oh, hell. Brick thought.

Dexter snickered as Brick was forced to dance with Bell.

"Duh, will you dance with me, boy genius?" Ed asked.

"Shit," Dexter cursed.

Then it was Brick's turn to snicker.

After Buttercup and Mitch started to dance, Butch suddenly started punching the living daylights out of him.

Boomer got stuck with Princess, and well, I'd rather not describe his misery.

And Bubbles was dancing with Billy. It really wasn't dancing though, it was more like ring-around-the-rosy with two people. She seemed to be enjoying herself though.

"Switch partners again!"

"Butch, what're you doing, we've already danced together!" Buttercup yelled at him as Butch grabbed her hand.

"Boomer, um, will you dance with me again?" Bubbles asked nervously.

"…" nod.

"Yeee!" Bubbles squealed as she glomped Boomer, "You really were the cutest before!"

Blossom was looking around the room when she spotted Brick and Dexter sprinting up to her.

Blossom's POV

"Wh-What?" I asked, surprised.

"You wanna dance?" Brick and Dexter said at the same time, really fast.

"Uh, sure – " I was cut off.

Brick pushed Dexter out of the way and grabbed my hand and pulled me away.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?" Dexter's angry voice yelled.

"She said yes to me, so I'm going to dance with her, what else, Dorkster!?" Brick yelled.

"No way! She said yes to me!" Dexter yelled.

"Nuh-uh!"

"ME!"

"No me!"

"ME!"

"NO ME!"

This is getting ridiculous.

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!" I yelled, "I'll dance with both of you. You guys can decide who goes first in your own way.

"She's right, we'll decide this like men," Brick said.

Omniscient POV

"ROCK, PAPER SCISSORS!"

Tie with 2 rocks

"ROCK, PAPER SCISSORS!"

Tie with two papers

"ROCK, PAPER SCISSORS!"

Tie with two rocks

"ROCK, PAPER SCISSORS!"

Tie with two scissors

"ROCK, PAPER SCISSORS!"

Victory for Brick with Rock. Brick kissed his hand.

"Wait, you went slowsies that time," Dexter said.

"What the hell, sore loser!" Brick yelled.

"Don't test me, hoodlum," Dexter said.

"ROCK, PAPER SCISSORS!"

Once again, Brick won.

"Hah! Try and say I went slowsies for that!" Brick taunted.

"… Best two out of three."

"ROCK, PAPER SCISSORS!"

Dexter won that one with paper.

Blossom was rolling her eyes at the two's stupidity.

"ROCK, PAPER SCISSORS!"

Brick looked at his hand and smirked, "Haha, I win!"

"What the hell is that?" Dexter asked angrily.

"Dude, it's fire. Fire beats everything," Brick said triumphantly, as he actually made a fire appear in his hand.

"I agree," Zuko said, crossing his arms. Brick and Zuko high-fived.

"What?! This is ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!" Dexter yelled angrily, ignoring Zuko.

"Don't make me throw this fire ball at you, Dorkster," Brick said, as he whisked Blossom away.

"Ge-geck," was all Dexter said.

"You do know that I would've danced with both of you, eventually, you know," Blossom said.

"Ya, but I'm really competitive and I didn't want to lose, after all, I am your counterpart," Brick answered, "… Blossom."

Blossom blushed when he said her name. It was really weird. Probably because she's used to hearing "babe" and "toots", but never her name. Plus it sounded nice when he said her name.

Brick didn't seem to notice that everyone had parted away to watch them dance. He felt like it was only him and Blossom, that is, until she was rudely wrenched away from him.

"Dorkster, you bastard! I wasn't done yet!" Brick yelled angrily.

"Shut up, hoodlum, it's my turn," Dexter said.

Brick growled and stalked away to dance with someone else.

"Dexter, do you have something against Brick?" Blossom asked, curiously.

You have no idea. "No, not at all," Dexter answered lying through his teeth.

RING! RING! RING!

"Oh, so sorry students, but the bell has rung and it's time for you to go to your next class!"

Saved by the bell

"Wahhh, I'm hungry!" Butch complained, "Daddy, feed me!"

"Butch, this is the cafeteria, there's plenty of food for you," Brick answered rather angrily, "And stop calling me that!"

"Wahhh, Mommy! Daddy yelled at me!" Butch complained to Boomer grabbing his arm.

Boomer opened his hand and a very large energy ball was forming as he held it out in Butch's face. He pointed to it, then at Butch, then made a sign that he'd kill him by slitting his throat with his finger.

"Geez, can't you guys take a joke!? I was just trying to lighten up the mood!" Butch explained.

"Whatever," Brick said, as they sat with the puffs.

"What're you doing here Butch?" Hot-head – I mean Buttercup asked.

"Sitting and eating, what does it look like?" he answered smugly.

Butch reached over and stole some of Buttercup's fries and stuffed it in his mouth.

"HEY! WHAT THE HELL!?" Buttercup yelled, grabbing his throat, "Spit it out, bastard!"

"No way, Butterbutt," Butch persisted in calling Buttercup that.

Bubbles and Boomer just stared at them, then it seemed like Bubbles just noticed Boomer next to her.

"Hi, Boomie!" she said cheerfully.

"Don't call me that," Boomer said with a hint of annoyance.

Bubbles shrunk down a little as she said… "S-sorry."

Brick of course sat next to Blossom and start to say something when…

"Greetings, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup… Howdy, ruffs."

Butch's eyebrow started to twitch. What a dumb pun.

Bubbles was the only one who tried to laugh at his lame pun, but it turned out really awkward and strange.

"Hey, Blossom, can I talk to you?"

Brick and Dexter looked at the guy who just talked to her.

Ge-geck! It's that guy from class! They both thought at the same time.

"I was wondering if you would like to go out with me on Saturday."

Brick's POV

What the hell is with this guy. He can't just waltz up here and ask Blossom on a date! No! Only I can!

Usually I would pummel the guy's ass, but usually when a guy asked Blossom out, it'd be through a note, and I'd get the note faster, find the guy, then kick his ass. No one had ever had the courage to actually come up to her and ask in person, let alone in front of me and Dexter, when we were having an all-out fight to the death for her heart.

Dexter's POV

This guy's pissing me off, I'm thinking of just shooting his leg under the table, but Brick stopped me. WHAT IF SHE ACCEPTS!?

… What if she leaves me and Brick in the dust?

What if she decides to have a new life with this dude?

What are we gonna do!?

Blossom's POV

Wow, I've never been asked out before, I've seen Buttercup and Bubbles get asked out, but I've never been asked out before.

Part of me wanted to say yes because I want to be able to go on a date. Part of me wanted to say no because I barely knew the guy. Another part of me wanted to say yes just to show Bubbles and Buttercup that I can get a date. And part of me also wanted to say no by the way Brick and Dexter were glaring at the guy.

So, I did what I wanted to, "Sure, why not."

Brick's POV

You must be joking… after all the hard work me and Dorkster put into this, she picks another guy she doesn't even know!?

So, was it any good? I'll put how her date goes next chapter…

By the way, should the guy she's going out with be Double D from Ed, Edd and Eddy? or A.J. from Fairly Odd Parents? I'm stuck inbetween on who to pick! Tell me in your reviews!

Cya next chapter!

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