I have testing this week… that means 3 hour and 10 minute periods for the rest of the week until Friday. D:

Brick: Ah, suck it up

Dexter: See, that's why you're gonna lose, you're mean to the author. I sympathize with you

Brick: kiss-up… At least I put in some effort rather than kiss up to her, Dorkster!

Dexter: Shut up, hoodlum, at least I have some manners

Brick: How many times do I have to tell you I'm not a hoodlum!?

Dexter: Here, I'll explain it to you in haiku.

Brick's not a hoodlum

However, I disagree

I am totally right

Me: That last line was 6 syllables.

Dexter: … Was it?

Brick: Yes, how about:

I am so wrong

Dexter: No, hoodlum, that's 4 syllables.

(Dexter thinks to himself)

Me: Err… I don't own anything!

Dexter: I got it!

I am so correct (bows)

Brick: Congratulations, and the biggest dork award goes to… DORKSTER!

Chapter 5
Battle 4: The Date

"Dorkster, we can't accept this, right?"

"No shit, hoodlum."

"Hey, shut up!"

"By the way… WHY DO I HAVE TO DISGUISE AS THE GIRL!?" Dexter yelled, pointing to the dress he was wearing.

"I already told you! Because…"

Flashback

"How could you accept!? Especially to a guy you don't even know!" Buttercup yelled, steamed.

"Relax, Buttercup, I just want to try having a date for once, I mean so many guys say they asked me out, yet I've never heard them ask me!" Blossom answered, a little annoyed.

Brick stiffened a little. He might have known the reason why.

Flashback in a Flashback! (A/N – Bet you've never seen one of these :P)

I really hope Blossom accepts Brick heard from a distant voice.

He's heard those kind of voices before. He walked to Blossom's locker and just
opened it easily. A note fell out.

Blossom, please go out with me.
-Your Secret Admirer
P.S. If you're Brick, please don't kill me.

Brick sighed. You'd think they'd learn their lesson by now. They tried to be more secretive about it, but they are still found out. I mean, who do they think I am? Boomer?

Brick crumpled up the paper and used his heat vision to turn it to ashes.

Brick went to find Mac, I mean, the paper was from Foster's!

He found Mac, pulled him up by his collar and dragged him out to umm, talk.

End of Flashback in Flashback

"If that guy tries anything with you, I'll kick his ass, then trap him in a room, then I'll kick his ass again, then I'll cut off his balls and then I'll – " Buttercup started, but was interrupted by Butch.

"STOP IT! Just listening makes me feel pain," Butch said as he shuddered.

Buttercup crossed her arms and muttered to herself, "I'll still kick his ass…"

Dexter pulled Brick away from the table. "We should spy on them, just in case… the guy might do something that he'll get his ass kicked for by you or Buttercup."

"Agreed, you dress up as the girl, so they don't notice us," Brick said, grinning.

"What!? Hell, no! You dress up as a girl!"

"All right, all right, Rock, Paper, Scissors then." Brick said.

"Fine, but no fire this time," Dexter said.

"ROCK, PAPER SCISSORS!" they said in unison as they slammed their fist into their hands.

"I told you no cheating, hoodlum!"

"This isn't cheating!"

"Then, what the hell is that!?"

"A gun, beats everything except fire," Brick answered as if it were obvious.

"THAT IS SO CHEATING!"

"It might be cheating, but you never said no cheating, you said no fire," Brick said, smiling.

"Damn," Dexter muttered.

End of Flashback

"Now do you remember, Dorkster?"

"It's still cheating…" Dexter muttered.

"Quiet, now put on this wig," Brick ordered, holding out a blonde pig-tailed wig.

"HELL NO! I don't know where that's been!"

"On Boomer's head for one of my plans," Brick answered as he shoved it on Dexter's head.

Dexter looked, well, absolutely ridiculous. He had the wig on, his glasses were gone, he had a pink dress with yellow flowers on it, with white high heels.

"Hm… you're missing something," Brick muttered then saw Dexter's hairy legs.

Brick disappeared then came back with paper-like things and something labeled hot wax.

"G-get that away from me…"

"Too bad," Brick said and tied Dexter to a chair.

Skipping Dexter's screams of pain and Brick's maniacal laughing

Dexter was crying and Brick was laughing as he saw that Dexter looked like a girl, an average looking girl that you wouldn't notice in a crowd.

"Now let's put on your make up," Brick said as he picked up a bag full of make up from the mall.

"O-oh, no, no way, no how!" Dexter yelled as he jumped on the bed, as if that would help.

"C'mon, Dorkster!" Brick yelled as he jumped on Dexter's stomach and used his feet to restrain his arms and tied his wrists to the bed.

Dexter screamed like a girl and kicked.

"GET OFF OF ME, BRICK!" Dexter shrieked (he still sounded like a girl)

Brick slapped Dexter across the face trying to calm him down.

"Shut up!"

"BRICK WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POOR GIRL!?"

Shit, was all that went through Brick's mind.

About 3 minutes ago

Boomer's POV

I returned home with Butch, Buttercup, and Bubbles when I heard screams in Brick's room. I thought Brick was in trouble, so we all ran upstairs, but right as we reached the door we heard the girl.

"GET OFF OF ME, BRICK!"

We heard a slapping noise.

That's when we saw Brick ontop of a blonde girl screaming her head off.

"Shut up!"

"BRICK WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POOR GIRL!?" That was Butch.

"Th-this is not what it looks like!" Brick yelled waving his hands around.

"Ri-ight! THEN WHY ARE YOU ON TOP OF HER, YOU RAPIST!" That was Buttercup.

"I cannot forgive perversity," Bubbles said, with a stern voice.

"N-NO! This is just Dorkster!" Brick yelled as he pulled the wig off of Dexter.

"… Brick, I never knew you were gay," I said, joking.

"BOOMER!" Brick yelled, "YOU KNOW MORE THAN ANYONE THAT I'M NOT GAY!"

"Then why are you still ontop of Dexter? Do you know what this looks like from our point of view?" I asked.

Brick looked down and screamed.

Normal POV

"So, seriously, what the hell are you guys doing?" Buttercup asked.

"Well, you see, we were worried about Blossom, so we thought of spying on them to make sure the guy doesn't do anything," Dexter answered.

"And the whole raping thing…"

"I WAS NOT RAPING DORKSTER!" Brick yelled angrily.

"Um, ok, anyway… Why didn't you just ask us for help?" Bubbles asked.

Boomer stared at the wig. "Is that the wig I had to wear for the…"

"Yes, it is," Brick answered.

"Oh, yeah that time," Bubbles said, remembering.

"Yeah, you guys copied our plan and tried to get Boomer to disguise as Bubbles, but me and Blossom weren't as stupid as you two," Buttercup said as she pointed at Butch and Brick.

"HEY! WE'RE NOT STUPID!" Butch and Brick yelled in unison.

"Besides, it would've worked if Boomer didn't confuse your names, so it's Boomer's fault, not ours," Butch said, glaring at Boomer.

"Shut up, Butch," Boomer answered.

"Will you five focus on the real problem at hand!?" Dexter yelled as loud as he could.

"… right," Brick said, "So, are you or aren't you guys gonna help us?"

"And miss a chance to kick A.J.'s ass? YEAH RIGHT!" Buttercup yelled, punching the air.

"I'll make sure Blossom doesn't make a fool of herself," Bubbles chirped.

"I'll help Butterbutt kick his ass," Butch said, grinning.

"I guess I'll go too," Boomer said.

"Ok, so Boomer and Bubbles can go with each other, me and Butch will go with each other, and you and Dorkster are together, since Dorkster already has his disguise," Buttercup said.

"Fine, but you guys will need disguises so you won't be recognized," Brick said.

"Oh! I got it! Me and Buttercup will switch clothes!" Bubbles chipped in.

"No! No way! I am not wearing your mini-skirt!" Buttercup yelled.

"Well, I wouldn't mind seeing you wear one," Butch said.

SLAP!

"Ow! What the hell, Butterbutt!?" Butch yelled.

"Dude, you deserved it," Boomer said.

"Boomer! Whose side are you on!?"

"The winning side."

"Damn right!" Buttercup yelled, and high-fived Boomer.

Butch started mumbling to himself about Brick and Boomer choosing powderpuffs over him.

Butch and Boomer wore their regular clothes, but they both wore beanies. (Butch had a green one and Boomer had a dark blue one)

Buttercup was wearing her hair in two low pig tails and a baby blue shirt with a white miniskirt and Bubbles' white flats.

Bubbles had her hair down with Buttercup's black shirt and baggy jeans with a billion belts and black tennis shoes with green stripes.

Dexter was still wearing the dress (lol) and high heels with the blonde wig.

Brick had his regular clothes on, with his red hat on still.

"Dude, take off your hat, it's a dead give-away," Boomer told him.

"Fine," Brick said as he removed his hat.

Butch snuck up on Brick with scissors and cut off a large part of his hair, "Your hair is a dead giveaway too."

Brick's eyes widened as he felt the back of his head and his hair.

"AHHHHHH! BUTCH!" Brick yelled as he tried to chase him down, but to no avail because Buttercup and Dexter tried their hardest to hold him back.

Bubbles walked up to him and tapped him on the shoulders.

"I'll cut your hair a lot nicer," she said with a smile.

Brick scowled, but walked to the mirror with a chair.

"Umm, you might want this," Boomer said, holding out a blindfold.

"No, don't need it. Butch already cut my hair off from the ponytail," Brick said.

Bubbles fixed his hair and his hair was a kind of short, but it looked good. It looked like it did before the transformation with Him.

"There, now it looks nicer," Bubbles said.

Brick looked down on the ground and saw his hair from when Butch cut it.

Buttercup picked it up and measured it.

"3 feet," Buttercup said.

"I guess we're ready to go now, what time is her date?" Dexter asked.

"It's in… 15 minutes," Buttercup answered.

"All right, let's go," Brick said, still a little bummed out that his hair is gone.

15 minutes later at town square

"Sorry to keep you waiting!" Blossom yelled, as she ran up to A.J.

"It's no problem, I'm just glad that you aren't like the rumors," A.J. said.

Blossom blinked, "What do you mean?"

"Oh, you see, these guys say that you never come to the dates," A.J. answered.

"… I've never been asked before…" Blossom said, embarrassed.

A.J.'s face brightened. "Does that mean I'm your first?"

Blossom nodded.

"Awesome!" he smiled happily. "Shall we go?" he asked, holding his hand out.

Blossom smiled and took his hand, "Let's."

Meanwhile… (behind a bush)

It took every bit of strength for Brick, Dexter, and Buttercup to not beat A.J.'s butt.

Brick, Dexter and Buttercup tried to throw pebbles at the guy's head in hopes of perhaps killing him, knocking him out, or at least sending him to the hospital, but they were stopped by Butch and Boomer.

Back to Blossom and A.J.

"Where are we going first?" Blossom asked.

"Wanna see a movie?" he asked.

"Sure!"

At the movie theatre

"Let's see, we can watch… ah, man! There's only horror films out, is that ok with you?"

"Th-that's fine," Blossom answered, with an awkward smile.

"Ok, let's watch Prom Night," he answered.

"Y-yeah," Blossom said as they walked in.

Buttercup and Butch sat behind them, munching on popcorn and sneaking occasional looks at them.

Bubbles and Boomer sat in front, watching through Bubbles' compact.

Brick and Dexter sat next to them, staring at them.

The movie continued when Blossom got scared and hid in A.J.'s shoulder, he smirked.

Brick scowled and kicked A.J.

"Ow!" A.J. turned to Brick and Brick just whistled as if he were innocent. A.J. scowled and started watching again.

"You can't sit there anymore, I'm scared you'll kill him!" Buttercup mouthed to Brick.

Brick scowled, but switched places with Dexter.

Then, Blossom got scared again and hid once again in A.J.'s shoulder and he hugged her closer.

Except, this time, Brick whispered to Dexter.

"Rub your leg against him!"

"What!? No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Do it!"

"FINE!"

Dexter rubbed his leg against A.J. and winked as flirtily as he could. (It looked really funny)

A.J. looked at Dexter flirtily too, then turned away, and he let Blossom go.

Dexter gagged as A.J. turned away.

Blossom got scared again, but this time Buttercup noticed as A.J. lifted her chin and went in for a kiss when she got protective and threw popcorn at his face.

A.J. looked around as he saw Buttercup feeding Butch popcorn as if trying to look innocent.

"I really don't want to do this," Buttercup said, still trying to smile innocently.

"More," Butch said, referring to the popcorn.

Buttercup scowled and stuffed a handful down his throat.

Butch choked and threw popcorn at Buttercup.

They stopped when Brick turned around and glared.

Bubbles was actually very scared by the movie, but she tried to act tough, but Boomer noticed. So he grabbed her shoulder and pulled her closer and whispered, "I've seen this movie before, I'll close your eyes when it gets scary."

Bubbles smiled and snuggled in closer to Boomer.

Finally, the movie ended after 9 popcorn throws, 18 chair kicks, and 4 flirty moves by Dexter. With that, Blossom and the others exited.

"That movie was so scary!" the girls yelled at the boys as they hugged their arms, acting.

Butch elbowed Dexter.

"It was scary," Dexter said in a monotone voice and linked arms with Brick, with them leaning away from each other.

"I'm kinda hungry… wanna eat here?" A.J. asked as he pointed at a restaurant nearby.

"Sure!" Blossom answered cheerfully.

They walked in with the other 6 on their tail.

Blossom and A.J. sat in the far, far corner.

Perfect, now there will be no witnesses if I kill him, Brick, Dexter, and Buttercup thought.

They sat at the table closer to Blossom, because if they sat on the other side they were scared Blossom would recognize them.

They all began plotting. "I say Bubbles and Boomer pretend to be waitress and waiter, while me, Buttercup, Brick, and Dork – I mean Dexter just watch their every move, and tell Bubbles and Boomer what to do," Butch said.

Boomer and Bubbles returned wearing uniforms and walked to Blossom's table.

"Hello, sir, what will we be having today?" Bubbles smiled.

"Let's see, we'll have the spaghetti," A.J. said. "Just one plate."

He winked at Bubbles.

Boomer got a little mad.

Brick and Dexter caught why he only wanted one plate.

Brick quickly grabbed a piece of paper from nowhere and wrote in big, black letters:

TELL THEM THEY'LL GET A DISCOUNT FOR ORDERING TWO PLATES!

Bubbles didn't understand why, but Boomer understood and said, "Excuse me sir, but if you order two plates, we'll give you a… 20 percent discount.

Blossom smiled, she liked not having to pay as much as the original amount, "Then let's get two plates," she ordered politely.

Bubbles wrote that down. They walked over to the kitchen and gave the order to someone.

They returned again with the two plates of spaghetti.

They put one big plate in front of Blossom and one tiny plate in front of A.J.

Boomer was still mad about A.J. winking at Bubbles.

"Excuse me, waiter," A.J. said, frowning at the plate in front of him.

"Yes, sir," Boomer said, clenching his teeth.

"What the hell is this?" he asked pointing to the tiny amount of spaghetti.

"Oh, I'm sorry, the discount only works with a parent and child, and the child's plate is a much smaller portion," Boomer said, cheekily.

"Excuse me? Do I look like a kid?"

"Do I look that old?" Blossom asked, more worried than angry.

"No, ma'am, I'm sorry, we'll get a new plate for you," Bubbles said, smiling, taking the plate away.

A.J. smirked at Boomer who only growled.

Buttercup couldn't help but glare at the fact that A.J. tried to put the moves on both of her sisters.

With that, she pushed Bubbles into the bathroom and switched clothes.

And, of course, Butch wasn't gonna miss the action and switched with Boomer.

"Can I get you anything sir?" Buttercup asked, as politely as she could manage.

A.J. looked up and just stared at Buttercup.

"Sir." Butch repeated, irritated by the way he stared at Buttercup.

"Oh, yeah, we need a refill on water," A.J. said, regaining his composure.

"Coming right up," Buttercup said, with a little bit of annoyance still.

Buttercup and Butch returned with the two glasses of water, but when they walked away, A.J. had the nerve, (and courage) to slap Buttercup's butt.

"THAT'S IT!" Buttercup yelled as she lunged at A.J., punching him repeatedly.

Blossom's eyes widened as she realized the only person who would get so pissed from a butt slap was Buttercup.

Butch didn't even try to stop her, in fact, he just watched as if waiting for her to get off of him so he can have a stab at him.

Brick and Dexter looked at the fight and just smirked, thinking, That's what you get, punk

But the 2 blues were the only ones who actually tried to get Buttercup off of the poor guy.

Blossom decided that he had enough and poured some water on both of them.

This stopped Buttercup and she looked up.

"ENOUGH ALREADY!" Blossom yelled loudly.

They all looked at her.

"Will someone calmly explain to me why you are here, ruining my date?"

They all started yelling at the same time, so it sounded really strange.

"ONE AT A TIME!" Blossom tried to yell over the noise.

They stopped for a while, but they just said the same thing and pointed at each other.

"OK! Bubbles, give me yours," Blossom commanded.

"ok,wellyousee,BrickandDexterwantedtomakesuretheguywouldn'tdoanythingbad,soweallfollowedyouhere,butitseemsitdidn'tworktoowellsincethefighthappened," Bubbles rushed.

"Translation," Boomer said "ok, well you see, Brick and Dexter wanted to make sure the guy wouldn't do anything bad, so we all followed you here, but it seems it didn't work too well since the fight happened," Boomer tried to imitate Bubbles's high voice.

Blossom blinked, "That's it?"

They all nodded.

Blossom burst out laughing.

"You guys actually – you guys are so – you thought that – " Blossom started many sentences, but broke them off in between laughs.

The other six looked at each other.

"What's so funny?" Butch finally asked, breaking the silence besides Blossom's laughter.

"Relax, guys, he didn't do anything, if he tried to go too fast, I would catch him and kick his butt twice as hard as Buttercup could," Blossom explained.

They seemed to have forgotten that A.J. was still there.

"THIS DATE AIN'T OVER 'TIL I GET MY KISS!" A.J. yelled as he grabbed Blossom and slammed his face into hers.

Her arms were at her sides so she could bring her arm to punch him, so she did the next thing she could think of.

She kicked him.

In the place a guy would hate to be kicked.

HARD.

Blossom ran off, angry that she had just been forced to kiss the guy.

Bubbles ran after her, while the ruffs, Buttercup, and Dexter stayed behind.

After about 20 minutes of constant butt kicking, the ruffs, Buttercup, and Dexter followed Blossom to the Utonium household.

"I'm sorry guys, I caused you so much trouble. I bet you guys are mad at me," Blossom said, as she hung her head low.

"I'm not mad, it's just, Brick, Buttercup, and Dexter were beating the crap out of A.J., and stopping them took a lot of effort," Butch explained.

Boomer nodded.

Blossom smiled as she could only imagine what they looked like.

"I'm sorry, next time I get asked out, I'll make sure you guys won't be upset enough to follow me," Blossom smiled.

"Ya, well, you probably won't be able to go on a date PERIOD, with those three," Bubbles said, pointing at Buttercup, Brick, and Dexter.

Blossom smiled, it was probably true.

The next day at school

"I'm sorry class, but it seems that Mr. A.J. has been hospitalized for certain reasons," she eyed the overprotective trio, "so, we'll have to have one group with three for the parent project."

"So, boys, draw from the bag; Blossom, I hope you don't mind, I put your name twice, so you'll have two husbands," Miss Meryl said.

Blossom nodded.

Butch went up.

Butch's POV

Heh, I used my time traveling powers to pause time and shuffled around the papers until I found Buttercup's name.

It's not that I like Buttercup, what are you saying!?

Of course you like Buttercup, little boy, why else would you act like this

Who the hell are you?

I'm you, dumbass. Well, the smarter you.

You remind me of someone… I know! You remind me of Brick!

Uh-huh, ya, I'm Brick, your conscience.

Quiet you.

Nope.

Screw you, I just won't think!

You never do.

HEY! I thought you were me!

I am, the smarter version though.

You are Brick…

"Butterbutt," I grinned as I sang her name.

Her head seriously dropped on her desk, I bet she's muttering curse words right now.

Boomer's POV

I picked out a name, and found out it was Bubbles's.

YES!

… What the heck?

In here, dummy.

Who are you calling "dummy"?

You were thinking the same thing… since I am you.

… Oh, great, you're that thing where people have internal fights with themselves.

Bingo!

… You really remind me of Butch though.

How am I like Butch mommy?

… Definitely Butch.

You definitely like Bubbles though.

What are you talking about?

Don't play dumb, silly.

…

HEY DON'T IGNORE ME!

…

I hate trying to coach you kind of people.

…

I hate you!

"Bubbles," I said.

Bubbles squeaked when I said her name.

Brick's POV

I used x-ray vision to find Blossom's name and grabbed it.

You're cheating.

What?

You're cheating.

You again!

Yeah, it seems you do bad things too often, so I have to keep coming back.

Hey! Besides, what else do you need to scold me about besides cheating, crime, and beating guys up for hitting on Blossom?

Apparently a lot more.

I hate you.

Ya, you tell me that every time I try to get you to do good deeds.

The way you talk is exactly like Boomer.

Ya, I know, I have to be calm compared to your hot-headedness.

Quiet you, I'm not listening.

"Blossom," I said.

Blossom looked up and smiled a small smile.

Dexter's POV

Let's see, the probability that I will get Blossom's name is a 50-50 chance. I must get her or I'll be stuck with the dark energy over there. (Mandy was emitting dark energy.)

Dexter looked in. One opened slightly, and it had an m in it.

"BLOSSOM!" I yelled as loud as I could in my mind and I reached my hand in to grab it.

It never crossed my mind that Mandy and Blossom both had m's in their names.

So, I'm stuck with dark energy girl.

Wait, if I'm not with Blossom, then…

"Hi, I'm Edd, or as my friends call me, 'Double D.'" Double D said politely.

Haha! That's the end of my super long chapter with like 4000 words! That took a while. lol. Ya, I know, A.J. seemed kinda OOC, but I couldn't think of a way for him to be annoying and hated. so ya.

Yeah, i know the haiku thing in the beginning was from The Titan's Curse, but that was like the best part in the book!

Please review!