Chapter 6 :D I might update slower now, just because I have a lot of projects due.

Brick: Why haven't I won yet?

Dexter: What do you mean "Why haven't you won yet"!? I have a chance of winning too you know!

me: Actually, I almost want Brick to win, I mean I am a ppgxrrb fan. Ah, well, maybe I'll let you win.

Brick: Ya… Hey! Don't let him win!

me: ahh, calm down, I plan to make the story atleast 10 chapters or so, maybe 15.

Dexter: What do I have to do for you to let me win.

Brick: CHEATER! Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!

Dexter: Still as childish as ever, tut tut, when will you learn?

Brick: I hate you. (raises fist)

Dexter: I hate you more. (grabs laser)

me: THAT'S ENOUGH!

Brick: What makes you think you can stop us!?

Dexter: Ya!

Buttercup: You guys are idiots, she's the author.

Bubbles: She could let Double D or Mac win. Or even A.J.

me: Ya! Maybe I will!

Blossom (muttering): Why don't I get a say in who I fall in love with…

me: ANYWAY! Who hasn't read the disclaimer yet… Boomer! Go!

Boomer:…

me: Defiant little… BUTCH!

Butch: She doesn't own anything.

me (yelling at Boomer): HOW HARD WAS THAT!?

Boomer: …

Chapter 6
Battle 5: Double D

Where do these guys keep coming from!? Brick thought angrily.

He heard Dexter's thoughts from where he was with Mandy.

Why is my Blossom always stolen away from me by someone else… Awww… D:

His Blossom? What is he smoking? He thought to himself bitterly. Blossom broke him from his thoughts though.

"Hi, Double D. This is Brick, don't worry, he looks mean, but he doesn't put up much of a fight," Blossom smiled.

Brick felt an arrow go through his head like in anime. How dare she say I don't put up much of a fight? Wait, how dare she smile at him like that!?

Brick shook that thought off and asked her, "What do you think we should name it?"

"him," Blossom said.

"What makes it a him?"

"Do I have to show you his private parts?

"… Nevermind."

"Excuse me Mr. Brick and Ms. Utonium, but could you please listen, I am telling the class about Strangle Corp.'s (Jorgen Von Strangle if you don't get it) magical baby doll to look and act just like a baby.

"Yeah, yeah," Brick said.

Miss Meryl glared then turned back to the class.

"I think we should name him something that starts with B since both of us are – "

Double D coughed, to show that he was still there.

Brick ignored him and continued. "since you're a puff and I'm a ruff, so it should start with B and be a Rowdyruff name since it's a boy," Brick said.

"Hm, I guess," Blossom said, "What do you think Double D?"

"Um… ok."

"See, ok then it should be Blade," Brick said.

"No."

"What do you mean 'No'!?"

"No."

"Then what!?"

"I like Brandon."

"… But – "

"I kinda like that name too," Double D interrupted.

"Right?" Blossom smiled at Double D again.

Brick was getting annoyed with this "Double D" person.

"So it's decided, his name will be Brandon," Blossom said, smiling happily.

Brick grumbled something that sounded like, "Stupid… D… Always… in… way…"

The teacher grabbed the baby and pushed a button to turn on the baby. Immediately, it started crying.

Blossom held onto it, and magically, it gained the traits of them.

Standing in front of them was a little 3, maybe 4 year old, with Brick's red eyes, Blossom's porcelain skin, and Blossom and Brick's fiery red hair.

"Why doesn't it look like me in any way?" Double D muttered to himself.

The child took one look at Brick and started crying.

"What the hell's wrong with it?" Brick asked reaching to grab the boy.

"No! You'll make him cry more! There, there," Blossom soothed.

The child cried and yelled more.

"This kid's stu – " Blossom was interrupted when she was about to throw the kid on the ground and Double D grabbed him.

"It's ok, they're good… well, one of them is," Double D said to the child.

"What do you mean 'one of them is'!? Have you not noticed that the boys and I are good?" Brick asked a little angrily.

"Calm down Brick," Blossom said. She turned to the kid, "Come to mama!"

Double D passed the kid to her and the kid looked at her quizzically, he stopped crying.

Blossom put the child in Brick's arms.

They both had the same stare at each other: one of disgust and surprise.

Why is he looking at me like that? Brick thought

"Don't look at me like that, stupid," Brandon said.

"Did it just talk?"

"I'm a he, you bastard,"

"Whoa, language," Blossom said, calmly.

"Shut up, hag."

"What was that!?" Blossom yelled trying to advance on Brandon, but was held back by her arms because of Double D, "I HATE BEING CALLED A HAG! C'MON, LEMME AT HIM!"

"Ms. Utonium! Do not try to hurt you own child!"

"But he – "

"At least I still am a child, hag."

"You little brat – " Ms. Meryl quickly fixed her tone, "I mean, Please don't call others 'hags'."

"Well, I hate being called a hag because of certain experiences," Blossom glared at Brick.

"Hey, don't blame me, that was like 6 years ago, when we were 10, besides, Butch and Boomer did it too,"

Flashback (6 years ago)

"Everything's upside down mojo" Mojo said

"Well!? Do you understand the power of Powerpuff Girls Z?! Do you wanna be next?" Blossom/Momoko asked, crossing her arms.

"Give up already," Buttercup/Kaoru said.

"Heh, SHUT UP…" Brick started.

"HAGS!" all the Rowdyruff Boys Z yelled together.

"HAGS! HAGS! HAGS!" They all yelled as the PPGZ fell to the ground.

The boys ran off.

"Rotten kids…" Blossom muttered.

"Rowdy…" Bubbles started.

"Ruff Boys," Buttercup finished.

"WHERE DID THEY GO!?" Blossom yelled angrily as they had their hand balled in fists behind a fire background.

"I DON'T KNOW!" Bubbles yelled too.

"Rahhhhhaaaar" Buttercup roared.

End Flashback

"Hag."

"Jerk."

"HAG!"

"STOP CALLING ME…" Blossom turned to yell at Brick, but found Brandon instead.

"Hag, what's my name."

"Brandon."

"That's lame."

"I wanted to name you Blade." Brick said.

"Why couldn't you name me that, Hag!? Blade is so much better than Brandon!"

"Oh, I see that Brandon has inherited mostly Brick's personality," Miss Meryl said trying not to kill the kid.

"Did not," they both said together.

They glared at the same time, which was scary because Brandon looked like a mini-me of Brick.

"Haha…" Dexter laughed, "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

"Shut up, nerd," Brandon said.

"Awwww, that's my boy, already teasing Dorkster," Brick said, patting him on the head.

Brandon looked at Double D.

"I disapprove of this person being my father," he said, pointing an accusing finger.

Double D looked shocked.

"I like this guy more," Brandon said, climbing on Brick's shoulders.

Blossom looked at them weirdly.

"What?"

"Nothing, Brick."

"Why don't you approve of me being your father?!"

"You're a nerd,"

Dexter started to say something, but Blade cut him off, "You're a bigger nerd, so I wouldn't accept you as my father either," Then he zapped him with his heat vision.

(He obviously inherited Brick's mind-reading too)

Brick rubbed Blade/Brandon's head, as if saying, "Good boy"

"How is this possible?!" Blossom yelled confused.

"Oh, you see, Miss Utonium," Miss Meryl said out of nowhere, which made Blossom jump. She continued anyway, "These 'dolls' were created through 'magic' by 'fairies' in Strangle Corp. That's not a doll. That's a living being now, once I hit that button, it's a living creature that inherits almost everything from its two… or in your case, 3 parents. That's how I do my grading. I ask the kid, and they tell me what has happened while they've been with you."

"Then why can it…"

"… use super powers? What would you expect from a puff/ruff… and Edd kid?"

Blossom looked at the doll in surprise that something like that can be created. She almost admired it… that is until –

"Stop looking at me, hag."

Blossom grabbed him and said, "Don't call me hag."

"I'll call you whatever I want, hag."

"Why don't you just call me mom? or Blossom?"

"Why can't I call you hag?"

"Because that name annoys me."

"Why?"

"Ask your father," Blossom said, glaring at Brick.

"Fine… mom."

"Then call me dad!" Double D said pointing to himself.

"Don't wanna, nerd."

"Why not!?"

"Cuz you look nothing like me."

"Hm, I guess the child can only have the trait of two parents. All right, you'll have a wife with a tragic death. Don't worry, the child will have some resemblance to Blossom." Miss Meryl said, searching through her desk for another baby doll.

As soon as it was in Double D's hands it turned into a cute 3 or 4 year old girl with red hair and pink eyes, but she had Double D's paler skin color.

"Hi!" she said cheerfully.

"Cute…" Brick started, "So, she got her personality from Blossom."

"Hm, what should I name you… ah, I'll name you with a B too since you remind me of Blossom. How about…Berry? No… Beth? Maybe… Oh! I know, Brittany."

Brick's POV

If she resembles Blossom, then she should go after Blade, since he's the spitting image of me. -smirk- Wait… where's she going!?

She walked toward Dexter and Mandy's boy with Dexter's red hair and Mandy's cold and black eyes.

Heh, take that, hoodlum, an almost exact copy of Blossom wants my kid, not yours.

I almost went to kill Dexter when I saw that Blade had a kind of sad look in his eyes.

"It's ok, kid, she'll come around," it sounded like I was saying it to myself as I looked over at Blossom, talking to Buttercup, Bubbles, my brothers, and their kids.

"C'mon kid, come meet your aunts and uncles"

Blade tore his eyes away from Brittany.

Butch and Buttercup's kid was totally muscular, which is what I expected.

It was a boy. With their jet black hair that spiked up and their green eyes. It had the same exact smirk as both of them.

Then there was Bubbles and Boomer's kid. She was blonde, of course, but she had curly hair. She also had Bubbles' light blue eyes, and Boomer's smile.

"Well, what do you know, who would've thought that kids of ruffs and puffs would look so attractive, especially mine and Butterbutt's"

Typical Butch…

Almost everyone laughed when Boomer said, "I don't think attractive-ness comes from your side," except, Blade, who kept looking at Brittany.

Normal POV

"Shut up, Boomer! Whose side are you on!?" both of the green boys said together.

"Well, we know he got Butch's personality," Brick said.

"I think so too!" Bubbles' kid smiled.

"… and Bubbles' personality."

"What did you name them anyway?"

"I'm naming mine – Ow! – I mean we, me and Butterbutt – OW! - Buttercup, are naming ours Blake." Butch said, as Buttercup elbowed him in the gut twice.

"… Brianna." Boomer said.

"Blade," Blade said, introducing himself.

The spitting image of Blossom, Brittany walked over.

"Hi!" she said cheerfully.

Brianna and Blake just stared at her.

Blade was the only one who tried to "welcome" her.

"Hi."

Blossom put her next to Blade.

"Hm… they almost look good together."

But Dexter brought his kid too and put the boy on the other side of Brittany.

"Hi, Danny!" Brittany greeted happily.

Blade couldn't help but growl at Danny.

Danny scribbled on a piece of paper. He held it out to Brick then pointed at Blade.

Brick stared at it. It really was just a bunch of scribbles. He didn't understand what it said, but he passed it to Blade anyway.

Blade looked angrily at the note then scribbled on it too.

He held it out to Dexter who was just as confused as Brick, since it, too was a bunch of scribbles. He still passed it to Danny anyway.

Danny "read" the scribbles.

Brick and Dexter stood next to each other.

"This is kinda…" Brick started.

"De ja vu?" Dexter finished.

The scribbles continued to be passed to each other, with Brittany oblivious.

There were occasional glares.

Brick grabbed Butch.

"Ow! What!?"

"Read what they're putting."

"What makes you think I can understand?"

"Because you're a childish punk, now go."

Butch grumbled then looked over their shoulders and read what they said.

"Danny: Brittany's mine, so step off ugly."

"Blade: You step off, kid of Dorkster."

Brick laughed at what his "son" wrote.

"Danny: I told you to step off first!"

"Blade: Well I'm cooler and better looking, and a lot better for her, so you have to step off."

"Danny: Shut up! Why don't we decide this like boys?"

"Blade: BRING IT!" Butch said, "And that's all they've written."

Oh, no, if they're anything like us, they should be…

"ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!"

"Hey, you can't do that!"

"What are you talking about!"

Blade had his hand palm up with his fingers wiggling.

"What is that!?"

"Fire, beats everything."

"DON'T JOKE AROUND!"

"Fine, re-do!"

"ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!"

"Hey! Copier!"

"What are you talking about!?"

"COPY CAT!"

Danny had his palm up with his fingers wiggling.

"Well, what about you!?" Danny yelled back.

Blade had paper, but he quickly blew ice in his hand.

"Fire loses to ice."

"What!? You just said fire beats everything!"

"Except ice, here, I'll show you."

Blade created fire in one hand then blew ice on it and all that was left was the ice.

"See?"

"Forget it! I'm telling my daddy!" Danny yelled.

"NOT BEFORE I TELL MINE! HE'LL KICK YOUR DADDY'S ASS!" Blade yelled back as he ran to Brick.

"It's true," Brick whispered to Dexter.

"Shut up, hoodlum."

"Daddy!" Danny yelled crying to Dexter.

"Kick their ass," Blade said, pointing to Danny and Dexter.

Brick and Dexter shook their heads. They really were the spitting images of them.

Well, that was a fun chapter to write. I think the kids were pretty cute. In my imagination, lol :)

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