Hey! Thanks to everyone that's reviewed! You guys are the best! I can't believe how popular this story is! Maybe its cause it's so perverted. Hehe. Anyway, BlueChii2k3(the one I RP this with) is very very happy with how popular this is! So Yay! Anyway, enjoy this part!


A few hours later, Sasori woke up and dressed himself in different clothes. He waited for Deidara's call.

Deidara's blasting alarm caused the blonde to fall out of bed. He grumbled and hit the damned thing. He got to his feet and shuffled to the bathroom. He cleaned himself up a bit and dressed before he found his phone left by the bath tub. He blushed when he remembered what he did. He carefully picked up the phone and dialed Sasori's number.

Sasori, when his phone rang, picked it up. He just finished brushing his teeth.

Deidara tripped over his clothes and fell face first into the floor, the phone skittering away from his hand. "Ah fuck!"

Sasori blinked, tilting his head. "Hello?"

Deidara crawled over to the phone quickly. "Ah crap!" He grabbed the phone and put it to his ear. "Um, hi."

"You sound like you're having a lovely morning." The redhead chuckled.

"Ow... fuck..." He rubbed his arm. "No, not really."

"Yeah, I heard. Did you fall?"

"Yea..." He sat up. "I tripped..."

"Clumsy?"

"Pretty much yea... It's not the first time... I'm not completely awake yet..." He rubbed his eyes.

"Then maybe you should sit in bed until you're awake."

"Ahh... i'm dressed and everything... besides, I gotta be to work in like," He glanced at his watch. "20 minutes... takes 15 to get there."

"I'll be there in about an hour. I have to get something from my school before I go there. So, see you then?"

"Ok!"

"Bye-bye."

"Bye!"

Sasori hung up, grabbing a few things before walking out his apartment, locking the doors behind him. Deidara closed his phone and stood up, wincing slightly. He had to work on his clumsiness. Sasori went to his school like he said he would. Almost an hour later, he arrived at the restaurant.

Deidara was busy in the back, getting some orders ready. On Sunday morning they were pretty busy. He hated working Sundays. Because pervy old men would hit on him after they got out of church. It was sad... Sasori took a seat in a table, waiting for Deidara to come to him.

Deidara made his way out, holding a few orders. He took them to their right tables, getting a small pinch in the butt from one. He grumbled and turned around spotting Sasori. He sighed in relief and smiled, walking over to him. "Hey."

Sasori smiled at him, waving lightly. "Hello."

"I talked to Mikhail, the manger, about you and he said he'd interview you!"

"When will this interview be?"

He shrugged. "Now if you're ready? I told him you'd be stopping by, so he's expecting you."

"I'm ready."

He grinned. "Ok! I'll go get him." He winked at him before leaving to go back to the kitchen. Sasori chuckled, putting on his glasses. He rested his chin on his hand and waited again.

Deidara didn't come back out but a taller blonde man did. He spotted the redhead and walked over to him. "You Sasori?"

Sasori nodded, smiling. "And I believe you are Mikhail, right?"

He nodded, holding out his hand for Sasori to shake. "Deidara's told me good things about you."

Sasori took his hand, shaking it lightly. "I'm pleased to hear that."

The older man smiled and sat down in front of Sasori. "Alright, so let's make this quick. Past experience?"

"A bartender and waiter at several restaurants."

He nodded. "Alright. You good with people?"

"Very good." Sasori smiled.

"Good. Deidara mentioned that you go to the same school as him. So how much would your classes affect a work schedule?"

"I only have classes in the morning."

Mikhail nodded. "Ah that's good. So, we mainly need someone to work night anyway, is that fine with you?"

Sasori nodded. "It's fine."

He smiled. "When can you start?"

"Today."

His grin widened. "That would be great actually. We're short this morning. Think you could start now?"

"Of course."

He got up. "Perfect." He motioned for him to follow as he headed toward the kitchen. Sasori got up, following after him. They go back into the kitchen. "Deidara!" Mikhail yelled.

The blonde popped his head out from behind the freezer door. "Hm?"

Mikhail pointed at Sasori. "Show him everything, got it? He'll be a waiter too."

Deidara nodded, stepping out of the freezer. "Ok!"

Mikhail turned back to Sasori. "Good luck." And with that Mikhail walks away.

Sasori smiled, looking at Deidara. "Show me."

Deidara blinked blushing slightly. "Um. Right."

A few minutes after Deidara had showed him everything; Sasori walked out the kitchen and moved to a table to take his first order. Deidara grinned watching Sasori. He bounced a little, happy to get to see the redhead more. He made his way over to one of his tables to refill their drinks.

Sasori smiled his dazzling smile as he took the table of old pervs' orders. He flirted a bit, even making an old man blush... before moving to the kitchen, leaving the order and going to another table.

Deidara watched Sasori while he took their orders. He blinked; surprised that he didn't get touched. Deidara pouted, jumping as his butt was pinched again. He smiled kindly at the old fart before making his way back to the kitchen. He was getting sick of this.

With this table, Sasori flirted again. He didn't get touched. He winked at an old man, pushing his glasses up slightly as he wrote the order down before moving to the kitchen again.

Deidara sighed making his way back out to a new table. He almost froze when he spotted the same old pervy man that had been messing with him since he started this job. He even knew their names by heart and which part of his body they liked the most. He pushed back his anger and put on a smile, walking over to them.

Sasori stretched lightly, eyes scanning for another table before moving to it. He flirted, winked, wrote, and was moving back to the kitchen in no time. He didn't see why people thought it was so hard...

After dealing with the pervs at his table Deidara made his way back to the kitchen. He grumbled and made his way to the freezer again. He went in and found a chunk of ice and put it against his ass. It hurt from all those dirty old pervs... Sasori continued to take orders. When they're ready, he took them all to the tables.

After a few minutes Deidara returned, getting his orders, and taking them back to the tables.

When done, Sasori leaned back against a wall.

Deidara stayed at the table with the old pervs since they still wanted to speak with him. He tried to keep a smile on his face when one touched him. He resisted the urge to slap the man, Hard. Sasori's eyes landed on them, a smirk forming on his lips. He made his way to them.

Deidara smiled at the old man as he complimented the blonde's hair. He flipped it over his shoulder, smiling. Flirting equaled nice tips... so he wasn't going resist.

Sasori poked the side of Deidara's head. Deidara blinked, looking at him. The old men glance at him curious. Sasori smiled his dazzling smile at him. "I think some of your people want dessert over there." He pointed to a table, waiting.

He smiled at him. "Thanks." He smiled at the men before going over to that table. The men watch him walk away.

"You're welcome." He looked at the men. "Hello, boys."

The men look at him, glancing at each other. "Hello." One said.

"How are you enjoying everything?" He smiled sweetly, almost innocently. Almost.

"Wonderfully..." One answered, glancing at Deidara who was busy bringing people out their desert.

"Like little blond boys?" All three stared at him. Sasori's smile turned into a smirk. He removed his glasses, eyeing the men. "Hm?"

They blinked, glancing at each other. "He's a kind boy..."

"The kindest that will let you put your filthy hands all over him?"

They blinked again, backing away into their seats slightly. "He's... different."

"You can look, but you can't touch. If you even dare to touch him again, you'll see how different you'll be." Sasori face became blank. They blinked, cowering into their seats. They nodded franticly at Sasori. "And whatever tip you give him, it better not change." They nodded again. Sasori smiled sweetly. "Thank you. That'll be all." He walked away and to other tables to take the plates and get their desserts.

Deidara watched with curiosity as Sasori walked away from the men. He walked back over to them smiling. "Would you like desert?"

They shook their heads. "Check please."

Deidara blinked. "Um... Ok." He took away their plates and headed back to get their check. That was weird... they always wanted desert... usually him.

When done doing all of that, Sasori leaned against the wall again.

Deidara brought the men their check and they quickly gave him their money and then left. Deidara blinked, looking after them. He picked up the check and saw they still gave him his normal tip so he only shrugged and went back to the register. Sasori watched Deidara with a slight smirk. Deidara glanced at his watch and found his shift was over. He sighed in relief.

Sasori moved over to some tables, getting their plates and giving them the check before moving to the kitchen. He came back to get the money. He put the tip in his pocket, moving to the register.

Deidara walked back to the office and clocked out, happy to be done. He hated Sunday mornings. It was about 2 in the afternoon and he had been on his feet, dealing with old pervs since 6.

Sasori sent Deidara a text, leaning back against a counter slightly. It was his break now. Deidara blinked as he pulled his cell phone from the pocket in his apron. He noticed it was from Sasori and tilted his head. He hadn't even left yet. He flipped open his phone.

You look so sexy when you work

He blushed, replying. Thanks... So do you. You're good with the pervs... Lucky... He sent it as he walked back out into the dinning area.

What can I say, Imma pro.

Deidara smiled, rolling his eyes. It's not fair. You're here one day and you don't get touched... I've been working here for a year and... Ah! It sucks...

Just can't be so adorable.

I can't help it! It's just how I am... He looked around the place for Sasori. Where are you?

Around the register.

He blinked and turned around, spotting Sasori by the register. He sighed at his own stupidity and walked over to him. "When do you get off?"

"I'm on my break."

"Ah, well, i'm off now."

Sasori smiled sweetly. "Call me later."

"Will do." He winked at him.

Sasori winked back at him. "Call me when you are bathing." He smirked.

He blushed intensely and swallowed hard. "Um... alright. Bye." He waved at him and moved toward the exit.

Sasori waved lightly, chuckling softly. "Bye-bye."

Deidara took a deep breath and left, heading home to study for that test. Sasori watched him for awhile before going back to work.


Now, Sasori works with Dei?? Uh-oh! Only perverted things can come from that! So, next part... Another bathroom conversation. Hehe.

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+Matt+