Chapter 8
WHAT!?

"Brick, I love you." Blossom said to Brick as she twiddled with her thumbs.

"B-Blossom…" Brick started.

"Sorry, Blossom, but Bricky's with me." Dexter stated, putting an arm around Brick's shoulders.

"Sorry, Blossom!" Brick yelled over his shoulder.

And they skipped away, with Blossom's mouth wide open.

"DAD, WHY!" Blade and Danny yelled out together.

"I knew they were gay…" Boomer stated.

"What a weird ending." Butch said.

"Whatever." Buttercup said.

"Ah, well… at least they'll be happy… in their queer world." Bubbles stated.

Blossom was an empty shell as she stared at Brick and Dexter.

JUST KIDDING!

Haha, did I get you there? Even if I didn't, I'm sorry I made such a cruel and disgusting joke.

Brick: That wasn't funny.

Dexter: Ya, I'm not gay! But hoodlum might be…

Brick: HOW AM I GAY AND YOU AREN'T!?

Dexter: You don't remember? The time you forced yourself on me, and caused your brothers and Blossom's sisters to think that you were raping me…

Brick: I DON'T NEED TO BE REMINDED OF THAT!

me: SHUT UP! I'VE HAD LONG DAYS AT SCHOOL, I'VE DEALED WITH CRAP FROM PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER DOING ANYTHING TO, AND I'M ON MY LAST NERVE! SO, BOOMER, YOU BETTER READ THE DISCLAIMER FOR ONCE!

Brick (whispering): Boomer, just do it, she might make your version of the story sucky and make Bubbles end up with the other guy.

Boomer (grumbling): she owns nothing

me: Ok, now for the REAL chapter!

Chapter 8
Alcohol

"How about we try and get your dad drunk and try and make him confess while he's in his drunken state?" Brittany asked.

"Hm, that could work. It's our turn to cook dinner anyway." Blade answered.

"All right, it's decided." Brittany stated.

They high-fived together in their little corner of the closet, only to get surprised by bright light and see the blues and greens (including their kids)

"Oh, sorry, were we interrupting something?" Butch asked as he smirked.

Blade rolled his eyes. "No, we're making a plan now GET OUT!"

"Geez, you got the same temper as Brick." Boomer said.

"Mommy, can we help too?" Brianna asked as she pulled on Bubbles' skirt.

"Sure, if they let you." Bubbles answered, patting her on the head.

She squealed in delight and Blade and Brittany made room for her.

"HEY! Don't leave me out!" Blake yelled as he just went in without asking his parents.

Just then, the front door opened and Double D came in.

(By the way, their school is super rich, so they let them all stay in one house for the project.)

"What are you doing?" Double D asked as he walked toward the blue and green adults still in front of the little closet.

"None of your business," Butch said as he pushed Double D out by his face.

"Hey! I live here too!"

"Why don't you go hang out with Eddy or Ed?"

"Because my daughter—"

By then, Butch had pushed him all the way out of the door.

The children

"So, wait, you guys are trying to get your parents together in real life, and you plan to do so by getting them drunk?" Blake asked, as if she couldn't believe it.

Brittany and Blade nodded.

"Well, works for me." Blake said as he laid back.

"No, doesn't work for me! They're underage!" Brianna yelled angrily.

"Well, do you have any other ideas!?" Blade yelled back.

"Well—ok, maybe not. But, if we do, I want my parents to get together too!" Brianna said.

Blake nodded in agreement.

"Then, let's get the plan into action!" Brittany yelled as she punched the air.

"Ok, then, where do we get enough alcohol to get them drunk?" Blake asked.

They all blinked, as if they never thought of that.

Blake slapped his forehead.

"No worries! I have an idea!" Blade exclaimed.

They all had one thought: I have a bad feeling about this…

"Oww! Stop it Brianna!" Blake whispered.

"It's not my fault! Brittany's pushing me!" Brianna whispered back.

"Well, Blade's stepping on me!" Brittany whispered too.

"Speaking of Blade, why does he get to be on top and I have to be on the bottom!?" Blake hissed.

"Because, you're the strongest, and I look the most mature!" Blade answered.

"Um… are you looking for something sir?" a man asked.

"Yes— Ow!" the man raised an eyebrow. Blade cleared his throat and made his voice deeper, "I mean, yes, where is the beer?" Blade's fake moustache started to fall but Blade's quick reaction caught it and pushed it harder on his face. He then acted as if he was stroking it. "Hehe…"

The man looked closer, when he was satisfied, he pointed down an aisle and said "Aisle 7."

"Thank you." Blade answered as Blake struggled to walked down there.

Blake tried to walk quickly down Aisle 7.

"Okay, Brittany, reach your hand out and try to grab a bottle." Blade ordered.

"I'll try." Brittany said.

"Left. Left. Your other left..." Blade said.

Brittany reached as far as she could and just ended up slapping air. She growled in frustration and opened the large trench-coat a little and grabbed a bottle.

"Brittany, we're gonna need something with more alcohol content!" Blade hissed as he read the bottle with 5 percent alcohol content.

"Well then why don't you just tell me which one to grab!?" Brittany hissed back.

Blade looked at all the bottles. A bottle labeled Everclear caught his eye. He read the label. "Holy crap! 95 percent alcohol!" Blade exclaimed. "Quick! Brittany! Grab it!" It was the last bottle left.

Brittany made a reach for it at the same time as a large man.

"Hey, that's mine!" Blade exclaimed as Brittany put her hand on it and pulled it off the rack.

"Um, no, it's mine." the man answered as he yanked it back.

Brittany scowled as she pulled back too.

"Brianna! Help me!" Brittany whispered.

Brianna reached her hand toward the bottle and pulled back.

"Why, you little…" the man pulled back.

"Crap! Blake, kick him or something!" Brittany whispered to Blake.

Blake smirked. Blake pulled back and kicked as hard as he could.

The man yelped and fell back. But, because Blake kicked so hard, it caused them all to topple over.

The man gasped as he saw 4 little kids in front of him.

"Shit. RUN!" Blade yelled as Brittany passed him the bottle.

As they ran out the door, Brianna quickly threw all the money they had at the man.

"Thank you, come again." the guy at the counter said boredly.

They finally reached the house, gasping for air.

"What are you idiots… and Brittany up to?" Danny asked.

Blade scowled. "Go away, Dorky. You don't live here!"

"It's Danny." he growled.

Just then, Dexter walked in. "There you are Danny!" he exclaimed.

"Crap! It's Dorkster! He'll try to stop us!" Blade exclaimed in a quiet voice.

They all ran away into Brittany's room.

Brittany pulled the bottle out as Blake closed the door and locked it.

They all ooh-ed at the bottle. They opened it a little. Just from opening it, you could smell how strong it was.

"Holy, mother…" Blade almost cursed as he plugged his nose and put the cap back on.

Everyone unplugged their nose.

"How do we trick them?" Brianna asked.

"Just spike their drinks, duh." Blade answered.

"Right." Brianna said.

Cooking dinner…

Blade started chopping onions, while Brianna was cutting tomatoes, Brittany was stirring the sauce, and Blake was pulverizing—tenderizing the meat by just punching it with his fists.

Blade pulled out some coke.

"Coke?" Brianna asked.

"Ya, coke is the darkest one, so the Everclear stuff should just fit in." Blade answered as he poured each cup full except 3 cups and only put about a quarter, and poured the bottle of alcohol in those three until they were full.

Blake walked in with the plates of spaghetti, while Brianna walked in with the cups and served the spiked drinks to the boys.

"Enjoy the meal!" Brianna exclaimed as she sat down with Blake, Brittany, and Blade and began eating while taking an occasional glance at the 3 rowdyruff boys.

They started to eat casually when the Rowdyruffs all picked up their drinks at the same time and chugged it down, with bloodshot eyes.

Blake smirked. While he was in the kitchen, he had poured about a bottle of hot sauce on each of their plates.

Dexter and Danny also reached for their drink with bloodshot eyes.

Oh, and putting double the hot sauce on Dorkster and Dorky was just an added bonus.

The rowdyruffs chugged their drinks down and sighed as they finished it all up. They had downed the drink so fast that they didn't realize the funny taste it had.

They all got a very red blush on their cheeks and started hiccupping with their eyes half-lidded.

The 4 kids leaned in with anticipation.

"-Hic- Blossom… -Hic-" Brick said, as he pulled her up and dragged her to another room. Blade and Brittany quickly jumped up following them.

"-Hic- Butterrrrrrcup… -Hic- -Hic-" Butch slurred as he tried to pull her up, but his hand was slapped away, so he just raised her up and carried her over his shoulder and went to a different room. Blake quickly jumped up too.

"Bubbllllllessssss? -Hic-" Boomer asked as he held out his hand to her. She grabbed it and followed him to another room, while Brianna quickly followed them.

Blossom's POV

Brick walked me over to the entry, confused would be an understatement to describe me.

"Brick? Something wrong?" I asked.

"-hic- Noooo" he's slurring. I hope he's not drunk like that other time when him and his brothers decided to try and chug different chemicals in mojo's lab. Only they grabbed alcohol.

"Brick, could you… um… let go?" I tried to ask nicely. He was holding onto my arm now and it was really weird…

"Blossom, can I tellllll you somethinggggg?" he asked, slurring.

Buttercup's POV

Butch had pulled me to the bedroom. I'll kick his ass if he tries anything.

"Hey, Butterbutttttt…" he started to say something, but I cut him off with a kick in his abdomen. It didn't seem to faze him. Actually it just made him pin me against the wall, with no way to escape. I thought of kicking him… well… you know in that place, but, I couldn't move my legs!

He let me go eventually, but he tried to grab my hand, but I used that hand he tried to grab and grabbed his arm and flipped him. I stepped on his chest when he hit the ground. There was an oof from him as I stepped hard.

"All right, Butch, what is it? If you try to annoy me, I'll just kick your ass." I threatened him.

He raised his hand as if in surrender and I raised my leg.

He pinned me to the wall again.

"Butch…" I growled out. "I'm serious, I'm not afraid to kick you hard."

"Butterbuttttt, I need to tell you a secret. Can you not tell anyoneeeee?" he slurred in my ear that made me shiver a little.

Bubbles' POV

"Why are we in the living room?" I asked. I was a little confused as to why I was here with Boomer.

"Reasonssssss" Boomer stated.

"Reasons?" I asked. I couldn't even figure out why he was talking so weirdly.

"Yes, reasonssss. And I need adviccceee…" Boomer said as he lumbered toward me.

"Advice about what?" I asked.

"There's this girl…" Boomer started.

I urged him to continue.

"… that I like… a lot." (All these grammar mistakes are hurting my heart, so just imagine that he's saying that like a drunk person) he continued.

I froze. What girl? Is it Princess? Oh, no… I don't wanna hear this!

I nodded anyway. He asked me nicely after all.

"We've known each other since we were kids…"

I nodded, sadly. It really is Princess.

"At first I thought she was annoying."

Yup, definitely Princess.

"She's really shy… but so am I…"

Shy? Princess is shy?

"I know she likes me, but I'm too big of a coward to tell her that I like her too."

WHO IS IT!?

"And… and… GOD DAMNIT BUBBLES! IT'S—" Boomer then passed out before he could finish.

I blinked. Wow, that was… weird. Oh, well, might as well carry him back to his room.

Ugh, he's heavy.

Blossom's POV

"Tell me what?" I asked.

"You know… there's a novel that i read that is very similar to what's happening right now."

I blinked. What?

"And the characters' names are…" he paused.

"Their names are…?"

"Rick and Rex." (Rexter sounded gay.)

"See, the girl…" he paused again. "Bloom…"

"Bloom?" I repeated.

"Yes, Bloom. Anyway, Bloom is just all-around perfect. She's smart, pretty, elegant, witty, cute, and tough."

Bloom sounded familiar.

"Well, then there's Rick, the boy version of her, only he's smart, hot, witty, and tougher."

I nodded, playing along.

"Well, those are the ones who are meant for each other. Then, there's Rex. He's smart, wimpy, short, ugly, a big jerk, dork, and… well, not as amazing as Rick."

I urged him to continue.

"So, there those two are, fighting over Bloom. But, Bloom doesn't notice that the two guys are fighting over her."

What an interesting story.

"So, they continue to fight, with battles that are so pointless and stupid."

I snorted. Boys

"So? How does it end then?" I asked.

"You tell me." Brick said before he passed out too.

"Oh, great, I have to carry Rick upstairs. But, who's Bloom?" I asked myself.

Buttercup's POV

"Oh, fine, what is it, dummy?" I asked, annoyed.

Butch had a doofy grin. "Well, Butterbutt…"

"Buttercup." I growled.

He waved his hand dismissively. "Anyway, there's a girl that I like. But, she refuses to notice me."

"Oh, yeah? I wonder why." I said, though I felt a strange knot in my stomach tighten when he told me there was a girl he liked.

"Don't interrupt. What should I do? She's amazing, she's everything I want: athletic, feisty, tomboy-ish, fierce, got an I'll-kick-your-ass attitude, and she's not totally brainy and dorky." he said.

"So? Why should I have to tell you advice on how to get another girl?" I half asked, half muttered, looking away from him.

"Another girl?" Butch asked. "Another girl? You thought I was talking about another girl!? Buttercup, you're awesome, but honestly you're so—" he was cut off because he passed out with him still holding onto Buttercup's shoulders.

"… Idiot." Buttercup said as she blushed. She wasn't as dense as Bubbles or as oblivious as Blossom.

The children…

"Mission failed!" Blade yelled, frustrated.

"We need to make another plan for the next mission!" Brittany exclaimed.

"What mission?" 2 voices asked as they walked in.

"AHH! THE PLAN RUINER!" Brianna yelled, pointing at Danny.

Whoooo, that was fun to write. I mostly liked writing the part where they tried to buy alcohol. Lol. How many were getting mad when all the guys passed out when they were about to confess? Haha, how many are reading the Host? I am. Ya, lol. School's almost out later!!

Oh, yeah, because of alcohol, should i change the rating from T to M? I don't know...

Anyway…

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