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Chiyo was happily sitting on the couch, looking through some old photo albums. She always did this when Sasori comes over. Deidara smiled and made his way over to her. "Hi."
She blinked, brightening up as she looked at Deidara. "Finished your fun?"
He blushed, nodding. "What are you doing?"
"Photo albums!"
"Oh?" He moved and sat down next to her. "Of?"
"My adorable grandson." She handed Deidara the album.
Deidara smiled, taking the album. "Oh! Pictures of Sasori when he was younger." He grinned as he looked at them.
"He was so adorable." There were several pictures of Sasori when he was young. There was some from Halloween, Christmas, his birthday, and other random cute ones of him.
"Yes. He was. He still is."
"No way! He's my super sexy grandson now!"
He giggled. "Well, true. But he has his adorable moments."
"I never see them, I guess I wouldn't know."
"They are pretty rare." He spotted an extra adorable picture of Sasori. "Aw! This one's soooo cute!" He said, pointing at the picture.
She smiled before taking it out and handing it to Deidara. "All yours, sex kitten."
He grinned, taking it. "Oh Yay. Thank you!!"
"Don't tell Sasori." She said with a smile.
He grinned at her. "Oh, I won't."
"He doesn't like his baby pictures." Chiyo grinned.
"I can't imagine why."
"Neither can I."
He grinned at her before looking through the rest of the album. As Deidara looked through it, she continued to give him more pictures of Sasori when he was little. "Gah. Sasori's so adorable!"
"When he was young."
He giggled. "Yes."
She glomped Deidara. "Sex kitten. You are adorable..."
He blinked before hugging her back. "Haha thanks."
"You're welcome." He giggled at her. "You can call me Chiyo by the way." She smiled at him.
Deidara smiled at the old woman. "Ok... Chiyo."
"How is the sex?"
He blinked, blushing. "Um... Well... we haven't gone all the way yet..."
"EH!?"
His eyes widened. "Surprise you?"
Chiyo nodded. "He usually fucks them raw the second day he's with them!"
His eyes widened more. "Uh... well... he won't let me touch him... not until... i'm begging for it... or something like that."
"..."
He blinked. "What?"
"He must really like you." He swallowed hard and held out his wrist that had the bracelet on it to show her.
Her eyes widened, jaw dropping. "HE'S SERIOUS!?"
He swallowed hard. "S-Serious? Like... how Serious? How much does this mean?" He asked, franticly shaking his wrist.
"Ah. Love is in the air..." Chiyo hopped up and skipped into the kitchen. "I must bake."
He blinked looking after her, his heart pounding. "L-love?"
"Yes. Love." She sung and started to take out things to bake.
Deidara raised the bracelet to his eye level and swallowed hard. Love. Sasori was in love with him? ... His mind went blank. Chiyo happily started to bake, singing as she did so. After a few minutes, Sasori walked downstairs. Deidara's hand fell in his lap as he stared at the bracelet.
Sasori blinked at him. He walked over to him before poking the side of his head. "...Did she traumatize you?" Deidara blinked, shaking his head. "Good." The redhead smiled. "I wouldn't want that to happen." Deidara ran his fingers over the bracelet delicately. "You like it that much?" The blonde nodded once. Sasori waved his hand in front of Deidara's face.
Deidara blinked, snapping out of it. He looked up at Sasori with slightly wide eyes. "Hm?"
"Are you okay?"
He nodded, smiling a bit. "Perfect."
Sasori smiled, pecking his lips. "Good." Deidara blushed softly. "...Where's the old hag?"
"Baking..."
"...I told her I hated cookies."
He shrugs. "She said something about... love being in the air when she saw the bracelet."
Sasori's eye twitched. "I see..."
He sighed. "Yea... kinda weird..."
"I know."
He smiled up at him. "You were gone for a while."
Sasori smiled. "My hands were pretty busy."
"I could have done that you know..." He said with a small pout.
"No touching." Deidara pouted before sticking his tongue out at him. Sasori licked Deidara's tongue. "Adorable."
The blonde put his tongue away. "Always."
Sasori glomped him causing the blonde to giggle. "I know." Sasori rubbed his cheek against Deidara's.
Deidara blushed and kissed his cheek. "You're being lovey."
Sasori chuckled, sitting next to him. "Why not?"
He shrugged. "I like it."
"So enjoy it."
"I will." He grinned.
Sasori sat back. "How do you like it here?"
"It's nice. Different from what I'm use to. Your grandmother is awesome."
"...You really think so?" He nodded his head, grinning. "...Keep her..."
"Aw, I'd love to!"
"...Sweet."
He giggled, leaning against Sasori. The smell of cookies was coming from the kitchen. "Its almost done." Chiyo called from the kitchen.
Deidara smiled. "I love cookies..."
"Go get some."
He snuggled closer to Sasori. "I'm comfy here."
Sasori wrapped his arms around him. "Alright."
Deidara smiled and cuddled closer. Sasori kissed the top of his head, letting him. The blonde leaned his head up and placed his lips against Sasori's neck. Sasori brushed his fingertips against Deidara's cheek gently, watching him. Deidara licked his neck gently before kissing it and nuzzling into it.
"You're so cute." Sasori said with a deep chuckle.
He grinned. "And you're so sexy."
"Thank you."
He giggled and grabbed Sasori's hand, intertwining their fingers. Sasori squeezed his hand lightly, thumb caressing it slowly. Deidara brought their hands up and gently kissed the back of Sasori's hand.
"Now you're being all lovey."
He smiled. "Maybe love's the right word..."
"Is it?" He looked at Deidara.
He shrugged. "It could be."
"Hmhm."
He cuddled closer, Sasori eyeing him. Deidara looked up and met his eyes. "Hm?"
"Maybe I'll get you another bracelet." The redhead smiled at him.
"Another?" His eyes widened. "Why? This one is perfect." He ran his finger tips over the bracelet on the wrist that was connected to Sasori's.
"You'll have two perfect bracelets."
He smiled. "Ah, if you want. But two bracelets would really get Sasuke suspicious."
"Then you hide the second one."
"OK."
"Unless you really don't want it."
"Well, I mean... I love this one. And I wouldn't mind another one... If you want to get me another, that's fine with me."
"I wont get you another."
"Why?"
"Because I'll get you something else." The redhead smiled.
He laughs. "Ok."
Sasori pecked his lips and Deidara pecked his lips. Sasori closed his eyes causing Deidara to tilt his head at him. The blonde leaned forward slightly and ran his tongue along Sasori's bottom lip. Sasori cracked one eye open, looking at him. Deidara just smiled at him and Sasori returned the smile causing Deidara to giggle softly.
"Cookies are done." Chiyo called.
Deidara looked to the kitchen and smiled. "Come have a cookie with me."
"I don't like cookies."
He pouted. "Pwease??"
"Mou."
He blinked. "What?"
"No." Sasori smiled.
"Well fine." He pulled away from Sasori and stood up, walking to the kitchen. Sasori ran a hand through his hair, watching him. Chiyo was putting some cookies to warm up already when Deidara walked into the kitchen. "Hiyo Chiyo." He smiled at her.
Chiyo grinned at him. "Cookies are done."
He grinned. "What kind did you make?"
"I'm about to put the finishing touches." She took out some strawberry ice-cream.
His eyes widened. "Strawberry."
"Hmhm." She started to put ice-cream on some cookies before placing the ones that don't have some on them on top, making a ice-cream cookie sandwich.
Deidara just about drooled at the sandwich. "Ah. How can Sasori not like that?"
"He just isn't a fan of sweet. And yet he can swallow a practically buckets full of cum..." She said with a pout causing Deidara to giggle. She smiled softly at him and pushed the plate of cookies toward him. "Enjoy."
"Thanks." He picked one up and bit into it. He practically moaned at the goodness.
"Like it, sex kitten?"
"Oh god they're orgasmic!" His entire face lite up.
"I put Viagra in each one." Chiyo grinned at him.
His eyes widened as he swallowed a mouthful. "Um... why?"
"Just kidding." She chuckled softly at him.
He sighed in relief. "You scared me there."
"I know I did."
He eyed the women before taking another bit. Chiyo grinned, putting the rest of the cookies into the freezer. He smiled at her before walking back to Sasori, sandwich still in hand. Sasori's eyes shifted to him when he walked back into the room.
Deidara grinned at him. "Ish yummy."
"...Yuck."
The blonde stuck his tongue out at him before licking the side of the cookie. Sasori huffed softly, looking away. Deidara walked up to him and plopped down in his lap. Sasori wrapped his arms around his waist.
"It's so good. It's like, freaking orgasmic. Seriously Sasori. You should try some."
"I did. Yuck."
"You're so weird..." He licked the side. "Doesn't even like chocolate..." He mumbled to himself, licking the side. "What kinda person doesn't like chocolate?"
"Me."
He shook his head. "So weird..."
"How so?"
He shrugged. "You just are. But i'm not complaining..."
"I make the best sweets though." Sasori smiled at him.
Deidara slide down a little in his lap so they were eve. "Do you? But you don't like sweets."
"I know. I used to when I was little. My grandmother taught me how to bake." He shrugged.
He smiled. "You should bake for me sometime cause I have a huge sweet tooth and I can't cook worth a shit..."
"I will."
Deidara grinned and turned around, pecking his lips. "Yay!" Sasori pecked his lips back. Deidara smiled and wiggled his hips, getting comfy in the man's lap. Sasori sat back again, watching him. The blonde smiled satisfied and leaned back against Sasori, still licking the sandwich.
"...I hope she didn't put Viagra in that..."
He blinked. "She said she did... then said she was kidding..."
"You sure about that?" The redhead smirked.
He shrugged. "I don't know really."
"She probably did."
Deidara blinked, staring at the half eaten sandwich. "She wouldn't..."
"Oh, she would."
"It's not like I need it!" He huffed.
Sasori stuck out his tongue. "Kidding."
He sighed and pouted at him. "You have a sick sense of humor..."
Sasori laughed softly. "I sure do." Deidara stared at the sandwich, a little scared of it now. "Just eat it. I was kidding." He gave him a reassuring smile. The blonde eyed it carefully before taking another bite. Sasori poked his side causing him to giggle, swallowing the bite.
Sasori smiled, watching him. Deidara rocked from side to side, licking the ice cream from the cookie. Sasori licked his lips slowly, continuing to watch. Deidara bounces slightly, pulling the sandwich apart and licking the ice-cream from one side.
Sasori picked up Deidara and placed him next to him. "No bouncing."
He pouted. "Aw! Why?" He continued bouncing; he was on a small sugar high.
"You know why."
He tilted his head. "I don't really..."
"I'll get hard and then I'll want to be all over you." The redhead shrugged.
"And what's wrong with that?"
"I don't want to do it yet."
"Oh fine..." He pouted, still licking the ice cream.
"Hmhm."
Deidara leaned back into the couch, nibbling on the cookie. Sasori watched him and Chiyo busted into the living room. "HOWDY!" Deidara jumped in surprise, staring at the women with wide eyes.
Chiyo grinned brightly at them. "Aw. Getting all cozy and lovey dovey on the couch!"
"...Makes me wonder why I come over." Sasori mumbled.
"You love me."
"I love your money." He huffed. Deidara glanced between them, nibbling on the cookie again.
Chiyo narrowed her eyes at Sasori. "Be happy I'm rich."
"I am."
"Then show it."
Sasori bounced a bit before giving her a flat look. "You saw three seconds of it, more will cost you." Deidara giggled.
"If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't even be in the school you're in now."
"Want me to sell my ass on the corner for money then?" Sasori gave her a blank look.
"...On second thought! I love you..."
Deidara giggled some more, smiling at both of them. Chiyo glanced at Deidara, grinning. Sasori leaned over and pecked his cheek. Deidara blinked in surprise before grinning at both of them. "You two are entertaining."
They blink. "Are we?" Chiyo tilted her head. Deidara just nodded.
"Oh well." Sasori shrugged, standing. Deidara blinked, looking up at him. Sasori smiled at him. "Lets go to my room."
He tilted his head. "Again?"
"Hmhm."
He got to his feet. "Um... ok."
Sasori waved at Chiyo, moving to his room upstairs. Deidara smiled at her before following him. Sasori walked into the room and lay on the bed. Deidara walked in, closing the door behind him and ran over to Sasori. He jumped on him, straddling his waist.
Sasori looked up at him. "What are you doing?"
He shrugged and moved off him, lying down next to him. Sasori stretched, closing his eyes. Deidara cuddled up to his side. Sasori let him, moving a hand over him. He started to doze off. Deidara smiled at him, resting his head on Sasori's chest. Sasori laced their hand together, falling asleep. He looked absolutely irresistible while he slept peacefully. Deidara looked up at Sasori, smiling. He leaned up a bit and kissed him softly before returning his head to where it was. He smiled to himself and closed his eyes to sleep.
Hehe very cute I think! So, the crack in their relationship is going to happen next chapter. I bet you all are wondering what in the world could possibly happen that doesn't involve Sasuke? Well, think about this... Sasori won't let Deidara touch him sexually... Even after all they've done... If you were Deidara... wouldn't you start to worry? I would.
So, chew on that and don't forget to review!!
Thanks!
+Matt+