Chapter 1: Annoyance and Boredom

" Hello, my fellow Nobodies!!" Axel announced, flinging the living room door was an awkward silence. Axel frowned as he looked around, only the 'older' members were present. He assumed the others were in their rooms.

"Axel do you mind?Were watching a soap opera on TV," Vexen said. Axel grimaced, and left the room, stat. He sauntered down the white hallways of the castle.

"Man,I wish there was something to do in this damn trash heap," he said to himself."I know, I'll bug Roxas!" Axel made headway for Roxas' door,a black and white door with 'XIII' engraved on took it upon himself to make an entrance, flinging Roxas' door open as he did in the living room, and announcing, "Yo, Roxas-buddy!"

Roxas was on his bed, previously reading manga, but now staring at Axel like he was crazy."What are you doing?" Roxas demanded, folding down the manga page he was on and tromping over to his door. "Who said you can bust open my door?"

"Cut me some slack, I was bored," Axel responded shook his head.

"Fine, do you want to do?"

"I dunno. Hey,wanna play some DDR?"

"Sure, you bet!"


Meanwhile...in the dwelling of the Melodious Nocturne, all was bored. Demyx was sitting on his bed, humming to himself. Then,suddenly, something weird, but oh, so common happened.

"TWINKLE, TWINKLE, LITTLE STAR,HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE!"

Demyx continued to screech 'Twinkle,Twinkle' at the top of his lungs, complete with weird is, until Zexion pounded on the singing Nobody's door.

"COME IN!" Demyx sang.

"DEMYX, YOU BUMBLING IDIOT! I CAN'T FOCUS ON MY BOOK! SO SHUT THE HELL UP!" Zexion hollered at the top of his lungs,something that no one ever thought was paralyzed, and he started to play his sitar, at the risk of being yelled at by the small-sized schemer.


As Zexion finished yelling, he walked back to his room to continue reading, but he couldn't concentrate, because Demyx was being such an idiot. He found himself walking past the game room, where Axel and Roxas were having an all-out DDR war. Hey, that rhymed! Zexion decided that it was best not to ask.

Zexion encountered Marluxia on his way to the looked pale-faced.

"What's wrong with you?"

"I learned something horrible today on the internet," Marluxia answered, voice quivering a little.

"And that would be..."

Marluxia swallowed hard and answered,"Mother cats lick their babies' butts to open their buttholes."

"Ew!" was Zexion response,but he was not suprised that Marluxia was so horrified. He loved cats.


Okay, I'm gonna end it here. I'm tired. Hope you enjoyed it!

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