Ch.8
DISCLAIMER- I don't own the characters of House, M.D.
CREATION- I DO HOWEVER OWN Thadias Morrison Blackout, Septis Setzer Blackout, and Mik. (TM)
The two of them limp in together as they walk into the conference room. Chase, Cameron, and Foreman all look up in shock at the two of them. Both of their bodies are covered in blood stained wrapped up bandages. House has a giant blood stained bandage wrapped around his entire body. Septis has blood stained bandages wrapped around his entire legs. They look at House for an explanation. The door opens and Wilson walks inside. "Hey House…."
Wilson trails off as he sees the strange sight of his friend. "What in the hell are you all looking at?" Chase is the first to speak up. "What in the hell happened to you two?"
The entire room is slient waiting for an answer to all of this confusion. "I tired to committ suicide."
House walks over closer to the table and gets himself a donut. "What happened to your legs Septis?"
Foreman asks looking down. Septis looks at House before he answers. "I tripped over a table."
With that being said he heads over to the table and sits into a chair. "What in the hell is that smell!?"
Cameron asks covering her nose up. Everyone smells the air around them and quickly covers their noses. "Are you sure that your not smelling yourself Cameron?" House asks biting into the donut. She gives him a disgusted evil glare.
"House can I speak to you for a moment?" Wilson askes as the two of them quickly leave the room. "Did you have sex with Septis!?"
Wilson asks in a quite tone. House remains silent not saying a single word. "You did didn't you? That's why the two of your are ingured! House, how in the hell did you ingure yourself!?"
House looks inside of the conference room staring at Septis. "We went through a glass table."
Wilson's expression suddenly changes from curious to concerned. "You went through a fucking glass table!?"
House nodded. "Yeah apparently he thought that it was sturdier then that. Ooppss I guess that it wasn't." Wilson covers his nose from the still disgusting smell. "What is that…no tell me you didn't."
House lifts his cane up to examin it. "Yeah he was being a naughty boy!"
He says as he heads back for the conference room. "House you mean to tell me that you…."
House nods as he opens the door. As House enters the room everyone looks straight at House. "Seriously what in the hell is that smell?" The blonde haired Australian asks as he looks down finally noticing the suspect.
"The cane!" Chase yells aloud causing everyone in the room to look at the smelly wooden object.
"House why in the hell does your cane smell like shit!?" Foreman covers his nose up as he says it. House raises the cane up into the air near everyone's faces.
"That must have been one big dog! Or one big asshole." He glances over at Foreman waving the cane in his face.
No one says anything else about why the cane smells. They all figured if House was really going to tell them then he eventually would.
"Septis may I see you for a minute in my office?"
The two bandaged up doctors quickly leave the room allowing everyone's mind to wonder free. "You don't think…" Chase says staring at the other doctors.
"House and Septis? No way House isn't gay there's no way. You've seen all of the hits that he's made on Cuddy and myself."
Cameron sits down seeming even more puzzled now that she's thought about it. "Maybe the flirting was all a cover up so that no one would ever think about him possibly being gay. Because think about it House never tells someone that he'll talk to them in his office. If he has something to say he always says it in front of everyone else."
Foreman stops for a moment thinking about House possibly being gay. House and Septis are busy at away each other trying to remove the others clothing. Since their bandages are covering them that is one hard thing to do. So instead they decide to do something else less painful. House's tounge comes in and out of Septis's mouth. Septis upon House on his desk trying very hard not to put any pressure on his leg. Septis's hands down House's pants just playing away with his fleshy tools. House's hands gripping his shirt tight as the two of them genteelly hump one another. House moves his hands off of his back and instead going down to his ass. He grops each cheek even going into his ass crack. Septis starts to let off a bit going slower each time.
House pushes him off watching him topple onto the floor. House sits up on his desk and un-zips his pants. He removes his friend from the pants cage revealing its erect state. Septis gets on his injured knees taking this member all the way in. Hungrily he sucks hard rubbing his tounge all over it. Letting it slide all the way down his throat and up back again causing the older man to moan with pleasure. House grabs the desk tight as he can no longer keep this feeling under control. Septis's mouth is filled with the warm liquid it oozes out going down his chin getting all into his gotee. House's other hand is jerking away at Septis's long black hair pulling a bit of it out.
"Septis…..Septis….ahhhh….Septis…."
House moans his name out feeling his cock being straddled by the young doctor. He oozes into his mouth even more feeling the great pleasure of it all.
The door quickly opens and a female voice is heard. "House! Septis! What in the hell is going on in here!?"
Cuddy's voice echos lould enough for everyone to hear. Septis glances up at her still sucking and slurping away at the handsome doctor.
"A hummingbird has nothing on him!" House says while Septis continues to suck even faster.
"Septis get off of him!"
Septis finally obeys her word and realses the white covered member. Sperm is just dripping down the mouth of Septis falling off into the floor. "In my office now!" She yells walking off past the other doctors who are standing here stunned at this sight.
Septis gets to his feet while House grabs his cane. Chase, Foreman, Cameron, and Wilson stand there in amazement at the two of them, in which Septis still has sperm still plastered to his face. "Who knew that dating you could get me into so much trouble!" House replies as the two of them walk past the string of shocked doctors.
Chase, Cameron, and Foreman all look at Wilson at the same time. "Did you know about this the entire time!?" Chase yells upset as ever.
"Yeah he just told me right before he came into here." Cameron looks into his House's office in disgust.
"So the cane smelled because of….eww!" Cameron shakes her head trying hard to destroy the mental image.
"Yeah and I thought that House was a complete cripple, I guess that doesn't imply during sex." Foreman says looking disgusted as well. Wilson just stands there thinking about their nice chat with Cuddy.
Septis and House sit side by side in Cuddy's office. "I was only going to punish the two of you and Chase for the fight but this goes far beyond on what I was going to do! House you are the last person I thought of doing this. Septis wipe that off of your mouth!"
Septis grabs a tissue and wipes the white pleasure off of his lips. House sits there for once silent. "Well we wouldn't have been discovered if you knew how to fucking knock!" House snaps back defending him and his lover.
"I don't know what in the hell I am going to do with the two of you! Clinic duty just isn't enough for the two of you. Suspension won't work either because I need the two of you here. Fine, you two don't let me see this again I don't want to know what the two of you do in your spare time. And I am not even going to ask about the bandages."
With that being said the two of them head back to the conference room going face to face with the other doctors. They enter the room like nothing had just happened. But they can't deny that something has. Wilson sits there staring holes in House. Chase is the first to speak.
"So the only reason why you denied me is so you can fuck this freak!?"
Everyone's attention is all on Chase now. Septis glares at the blonde haired man. "But have you seen this freak fuck? It's like being in The Kentucky Derby, they go around fast and race hard!"
Chase glares at Septis and House but remains silent. No one says a word they all just stare at the two lovers. The others sit down reading the file in front of them. House grabs Septis's hand under the table as his team and Wilson go hard to work on their next case.