Stand by for CHAPTER 3!!, please review on it about improvements etc. Short Chapter.

Hmmm... Nope, still don't own Final Fantasy, but I DO own the vending machine in Tifa's Bar MWAHAHA!

A full list of pairings:

Yuffie-Vincent

Cid-Shera

Cloud-Tifa

Barret-Myrna (His wife who died in corral)

Reno-Whatever hot chick he can lay his hands on (And some he can't)

Elena-Tseng (Gradual, starts with Elena having a crush, builds up later.)

Cait Sith-Vending Machine (??)

Chapter 3: Random Explosions equal Bad News Main Characters: Reno, Rude, Elena, Cait-Sith

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"Yo, 'Lena, look at the news!" Reno yelled from the kitchen, as Tseng was looking after Rufus in the hospital, the three turks had a lot of Holiday time coming up.

"What?" Elena yelled from the kitchen, where she had been hunting for some healthy snacks, and had so far found half an apple, and a mouldy apricot.

"Yeesh Reno, how can you live in this dump?" Elena muttered to herself, her house had burnt down, so she had to stay with one of the others, and, well, Rude's house was really just a bedroom, Tseng lived in the Secret Hospital Room which they were not allowed to know about, so that just left Reno, her least favourite person in the world. She had tried to sleep in the sewers, but was forced out by the creatures who lived there. So now, Elena had to content herself with staying with Reno, and avoiding all of his innuendos, (All though he could probably find an innuendo in innuendo)

"It's easy, ya just come in, move the stuff around your bed, and fall asleep. Here's your dinner" Reno said, as he chewed on a half-mouldy pizza slice and simultaneously threw Elena a piece.

"Ummm... when did you last have Pizza?" Elena asked, looking at the slice in her hand, if she didn't know better, she'd say the cheese had just moved, Closing her eyes, she took a bite of it.

"'bout six months ago" Reno said, ripping another piece off with his teeth and swallowing it.

"Urrrgggghh..." Elena paled, dropped the slice, and ran to the bathroom.

"Some kids can't hold down their half-year old pizza" Reno chuckled, before finishing his slice and looking at the news

"Wh' did you wan'?" Elena said as she reentered, clutching her stomach and speaking little incase she needed to run back to the bathroom again.

"Isn't that your friend from Wutai?" Reno enquired, pointing at a figure on the paused news channel, who was running away from an explosion.

"'es an' she's not my frien'" Elena said, recognizing the figure running as the "Perfect little Princess" who worked with AVALANCHE.

"'ress pl'y" she said, settling down in the chair on the opposite side of the room, and watching the screen.

"Three simultaneous explosions racked the calm the world has been in for the past three months, since the destruction of Shin-Ra by AVALANCHE. We now go live to our reporter on the scene, in case you've forgotten what an explosion looks like, Tom?"

"Thanks Jane, what we have here is an explosion, nobody knows what happened next or why, it is suspected that it was by pro-Shin-Ra terrorists, back to you Jane"

"Thanks Tom for that unnecessary report which spent a lot of money from the TV License to do. Now to our next piece of news; a town of people have said that they have lost their children, we now go live to our reporter from Gongaga, Jim?"

"I'm at the wrong town!"

"Thanks Jim. Now for..." the news continued to drone on, a million happenings and none of them had anything to do with what happened to Sharlene, my precious Sharlene, none of them any relevance to me.

"Who the F& are you?"

I'm your Internal Narrator, Reno, I speak in a deep voice to relay events in case you've forgotten them already.

"Oh, ok then, who the F&s SHARLENE!"

Oh, right, you haven't met her yet.

"Oh, now bye"

But-

"I SAID BYE!!" Reno yelled, causing Elena to recoil into her chair.

Nocaitsithhasnotbeenforgotten

"B-Baby?" Cait Sith crawled along the wreckage to where the vending machine lay, covered in Burn Marks

"Pl-Pl-Pl-Pleas insert three Gil f-f-for a drink of your choiiiiiiiiiccccceeeeeee" it said, the lights dying out.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE!" Cait screamed, crying as he pounded the shards of the table.

"Why, why, Why!" he sobbed, leaning on the destroyed machine, eventually falling, sobbing, to the ground...

And now for an Author's note

Poor Cait-Sith.