Dear, Sandra Windsor a.k.a. Temari
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Summary:
Temari has a secret, not a big one, but a secret. She's the writer for the Teen Internet Advisor. Why? Her friends need help.
For /Kiwiblossom/
Chapter Two
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The next morning, Temari was feeling better. A lot better. As she walked to school with Hinata, she gave her a small piece of paper with a website address on it. "I found it after you guys left yesterday." Temari was saying. "I figure, that she might be able to help my friends when she has the free tiiiiii.... When she can help!"
"A-Are you sure? A teen internet advisor Temari? I mean, really?" Hinata was thinking about it.
"Well sure I'm sure! I can just say that she helped me with lots of my problems and questions... Annnnd... I asked her about my problem now.... And.... She suggested that I give my friends her address. So that they can ask her instead of me. Simple."
"Yeah, but do you actually use her advice? Have you even ever asked her anything?"
"Ummm... well... SURE!" Temari laughed sheepishly.
"Right... Okay... Well, I'll give it a try. Even though I never really WAS one to ask very many questions."
"Yes! Thanks Hinata!" Temari burst out with joy.
"Sure, no problem." She replied.
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"FINALLY! LUNCH TIME!" yelled Naruto as he walked out of his classroom. "I HATE Socials."
"So do I." Kiba sighed. "Hey, look, it's Temari." he pointed to her as she was waving at them to come over. "I guess we'd better see what she wants."
"Just as long as she isn't going to yell at me again." As the two men.... er... boys, walked over, Temari said to Naruto, "Hey, I'm sorry for yelling at you the other day... but you know how I am."
"Yeah, it's fine." replied Naruto. "I understand."
"Umm... Well... I was wondering if you were willing to try this place out. It's safe, and everything." Temari handed Naruto a piece of paper similar to Hinata's.
".com" Kiba read out from the slip, peeking over Naruto's shoulder.
"Here Kiba, you take one too!" She handed him another slip.
"Are you sure?" Kiba replied, taking the slip and reading it over.
"Yeah."
"Umm... So what's this for?" Naruto asked.
"Well, it's just somebody to ask your questions to. Instead of me. Er... I ask her all the time! Ehehehe..." Temari chuckled a bit as she turned around to face Hinata and Tenten. The two of them rolled their eyes. Hinata had told Tenten about Temari's plan.
"All right, I'll give it a shot." Said Naruto. "Sandra Windsor, huh?"
Pretty soon Temari had most of her friends, going to her... er... the website.
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3:00pm. And the highschool's were out. Temari hurried home right after school. I think it was record time that she finished her homework in. She was caught up in class a lot, but not all. The deadline was next Friday. It was Friday. "One week" She thought. "I can do that!"
Her homework was finished for the bit. So, she decided to see if anybody had left a question on her site. I can say it now because nobody else is here. Wow, there was actually a question.... ALREADY!
"Hmmmm..." Temari thought, while reading the question.
(COMPUTER SCREEN)
Hi! Umm... well... I don't exactly know what to do here. But I guess I just ask you some questions. Well, here goes. I like this girl, but she likes my best friend which is also my worst enemy... so how do I get her to notice me.
FoxyBoy09
(DONE)
Temari was so happy to get her first question. She was thinking about who it was. She thought that it would most likely be Naruto, just because she recognized the whole situation. Temari figured, that if she wanted to help, she would have to be smart enough, to find out, who was sending what, just by the situation, and the username.
Her reply was quite simple. In a way.
(COMPUTER SCREEN)
alright, I'm going to get tired of going 'computer screen' So italic is it... ok? Ok!-
Dear, FoxyBoy09
If you want this girl to notice you, I suggest you be a gentlemen. You know, ask her POLITELY if she wanted to go to a movie some time, and not run up to her screaming for a date. And if that doesn't work, move on, how knows? Maybe that isn't the girl for you! Just find someone else... Like, maybe the girl that sits on your left in your English class.
Hope it helped!
Signed, Sandra Windsor.
(DONE)
In Naruto's Enlish class, Hinata sat on his left. Temari kind of figured that Hinata liked Naruto. Mostly because she likes to talk about him a lot, and blushes around him a lot.
As Temari was just about to go downstairs to get something to eat, she got another email. It was an email saying that someone had left a message on her site. She sighed, thinking about her stomach, but decided to check the email.
Dear, Sandra Windsor.
If your advice isn't good, I'll tell all of my friends that you, and the person that recommended you, suck.
Before going on, Temari thought that, that meant her... Both ways. She kept reading.
Anyways, I'm always competing with my older brother... Which I truly despise. We're always having stupid competitions to see who is better at certain things. He almost always beats me. Eventually, we're going to have the true fight about who is superior. What should I do?
Signed, IHateUGoDie
"Well then." Temari shouted.
"What?" Kankuro answered as he got home.
"Nothing!"
"You're up to something.... Aren't you?" Kankuro raised an eyebrow, and yelling up the staircase.
"L-Like what?" Temari stuttered afraid he would find out.
"I'm just kidding, relax."
Temari whispered a faint, 'Idiot' under her breath. As she was just about to reply to IHateUGoDie, she heard Kankuro mumbling.
"Sure! I play with dolls! Yeah right! Why does everybody think my puppets are dolls!"
The rest she couldn't make out. Kankuro often talked to himself about how people always accuse him of playing with dolls. They aren't dolls, just puppets. She turned back...
Dear, IhateUGoDie
Well, if eventually you're going to fight him, I suggest you... Ummm... Punch him...? No, I'm kidding, unless he gives a hint that he's going to punch/hit you, then you KICK HIS... Yeah... besides, I'm sure there are some things that you would be better at then him. Just look harder, you will eventually find them.
Signed, Sandra Windsor
"That one, is Sasuke, definitely." Temari whispered. Just like Naruto's, she recognized the situation. That would probably help her figure everything out in the future. Being able to recognize situations.
She read over her reply one more time, and she thought it was too.... Temari-ish. But, before she could start over... She accidentally pressed 'post.'
"SHI-AT! ...Oh well." She sighed. "It can't be helped... I'm hungry anyways." She rubbed her stomach, and left her room for anybody to walk in, and read whatever it was that she was doing...
Nobody does, by the way.
Downstairs, she made a grilled cheese sandwich for herself, put it on a plate, and as she turned around, she saw Gaara standing there. "Ah!" She yelled, dropping her sandwich. "GAARA!" Gaara just stared at her as she bent down to pick up her deformed sandwich. "WHAT THE HELL?! I thought I said no more sneaking up on people!"
"Sorry." He replied. "But I need to ask you a question..."
Temari calmed down, because when Gaara came to ask her something, and not Kankuro, she knew it was important. "Yeah...?"
"Umm..." Gaara blushed slightly.
"GAARA YOU'RE BLUSHING!" Temari burst out. Kankuro ran in. "WHAT!" He yelled running into the kitchen. "HE IS?"
"It has to be a GIRL then!" Temari realized.
"Yeah! I agree!" The two older siblings grabbed the youngest, and pushed him onto the couch. "Now Gaara... You're finally at that age when you.... find someone special in your life..." Kankuro was trying to explain as best as he could.
"KANKURO!" Temari smacked him upside the head. "That's not how you explain it to him! You do it like this." Temari quickly grabbed Gaara's shirt collar. "WHO IS IT?! Is it Tenten? Because if it is... you better be ready to fight for her. I mean, there's Neji... and and and... Kankuro!" Temari turned around to glare at her younger brother. "Or is it Sakura? You seemed to like it when you had to do that science project with her last year. OR INO!"
Gaara tried to get a word in, but he just couldn't. Then, he did something else he had never done before. He yelled. "TEMARI! KANKURO! SHUT UP! Look, I don't like any girls, okay? I just got home, it's hot out there, and I walked. Okay? That's why my cheeks are red, I am NOT blushing! And all I wanted to ask you, Temari, was if you think I should do the traditional volcano, or something different for my science project THIS year..."
It went silent. The two older siblings' were shocked. Kankuro slowly sat down, and continued to watch TV. Temari made a new sandwich, and said to Gaara. "Something different." and walked back up stairs. Gaara cleared his throat, and went up to his room to get started on his science project.
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It was quiet at dinner that night. The only words that were spoken were to Temari, by Kankuro. "Pass the salt." And the occasional classic, the cough.
Temari did the dishes, while listening to some music. She had turned up the volume of her computer so that she could hear it from downstairs. She did this often, so Gaara and Kankuro were use to it. As she put away a bowl, she could hear the faint sound of an e-mail notification. She ran upstairs, and burst into her room. She saw the notification window slip away. As she rummaged through her email, she found that it was a 'Dear Sandra' one. She followed the link to the message on the site.
Dear, Sandra. I feel like I'm going insane. People say I have a split personality. I talk to myself a lot. Does that mean I'm going crazy?
split/PERSONALITY
There was a guy in Temari's class, that always talked to himself. When people would ask why, he would say that he got lonely. His name was Zetsu. That's who this was.
Dear, split/PERSONALITY,
If you weep uncontrollably every time Wile E. Coyote falls off a cliff... Then yes!
Signed, Sandra Windsor.
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Monday at school, in the English room, which is located in the eastern wing of the school, at approximately 8:47am. In the third row to the right sat Naruto Uzumaki. Surrounded by, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, and Sakura.
Like said before, Naruto sat there, thinking about the email he had gotten back from Sandra Windsor a.k.a. Temari. He went over the email in his head, 'Ask her politely....'
"Hey Sakura!" He tapped her on the shoulder since he sat in front of him. "What are you doing on Friday? Want to go to a movie with me?" It was hard for Naruto to say that, but he rehearsed it a couple of times before class.
"Oh, I'm sorry Naruto! I'm busy that day...." Sakura replied.
"Alright. That's fine, maybe another time then."
"Yeah, maybe." She turned around feeling kind of guilty for turning one of her closer friends down.
As Naruto sat in his seat quietly, he tried to remember the other half of the message. He thought to himself again. 'Hmmm... Ask the person that sits on your left in your English class.' Of course, Naruto turned to his right. He twitched, and stared at Kiba for a while, until Kiba noticed and said, "What's your problem?"
"Nothing!" Naruto practically yelled. "Nothing at all!" 'What the hell? Does this Sandra person think I'm gay?"
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At break, Naruto went up to Temari and said. "I think your Sandra person thinks I'm gay!"
Temari stood there staring at. "What the hell Naruto?"
"Yeah! She said to look to my.... Leeefftt.... Wait...." As Naruto held up his hands in the shape of an 'L' and a backwards 'L' his eyes widened. "Shit..." As he walked off, he tried to remember who sat on his left. He couldn't remember.
When Naruto rounded the corner, out of site, Tenten came around. "What about this whole left right thing?" She asked.
"Uhh... Nevermind." Temari replied. "So, has Neji tried to kill my mentally ill brother today?"
"No, surprisingly... But have you seen Gaara lately? He looks more gloomy then usual. I wonder why..."
Temari twitched slightly. "Yeah.... ehehe..."
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Well, That took a long time to upload.... three questions in this chapter. If you want to have some of your questions of them to ask Sandra, please review and tell me! I hope the next chapter will be faster to upload! I know it wasn't exactly the best ending... But... Yeah...
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Bye For Now!