A/N: Wow sorry it has taken so long to update this! I've just had my hands full with all my other stories. This one is kind of just a fun little thing to amuse us in between all the other angsty stuff. Lol! I know that you all have been waiting for this chapter because it is all about our favorite (not to mention the greatest ever) couple, Jackie and Hyde. I hope you like the way they get together in this magical world!

Chapter 3: The Slytherin Cheerleader and the Badass Gryffindor

There were few things Steven Hyde loathed more in life than Slytherin house, one was this particular Slytherin, a cheerleader by the name of Jackie Burkhart. Ever since their first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry five years prior, she had annoyed the hell out of him. Like most Gryffindors and Slytherins, they rarely spoke. Not to mention she was a totally abrasive, snotty bitch. Even though she was, without a doubt, hot as dragon's breath, Hyde would never bother with her. It wasn't as if he was hard up for a chick. He was a stud after all. Not only had he screwed Parvati Patil, but he managed to do Padma as well, and on the same day no less! He was wicked cool, especially amongst the Gryffindors. He even got away with wearing sunglasses to class by claiming some sort of eye condition. This helped at the moment, for if his eyes could be seen, Professor Snape might notice the rapid circular motion they made as Jackie Burkhart answered a question.

"You would use belladonna of course!" She responded cheerily.

"Well done Miss Burkhart, ten points to Slytherin." Snape praised.

"Give me a break." Hyde muttered, a little to loudly.

"What was that Mr. Hyde?" Snape towered over a sitting Hyde menacingly.

"I said that's ridiculous. Every time that air head gets an answer right you pat her on the back. It's a joke." He spoke with determination as Jackie eyed him angrily.

"If I were you, I would watch my step, Hyde." Snape said warningly.

"Well, if I were you, I'd seriously consider a nose job."

"Burn!" Kelso shouted enthusiastically.

Sanpe was fuming "Shut your mouth Kelso."

"I'm sorry Professor Snape, that was just a sweet burn." The boy replied simply.

"Kelso, shut up!" Eric whispered loudly to his friend.

"Detention, Mr. Hyde. This is your third this month? I warn you, one more and you could very well be expelled from Hogwarts." He marched over to the head of the class to continue the lecture.

Hyde looked over to where Jackie was seated. She seemed so small and sad. Could what he have said really effected her in a huge way?

Later that day as he sat at the Gryffindor table at lunch, he couldn't help but let his eyes wander to the Slytherin table.

"Oh Draco, you are so sweet!" Jackie cooed at her boyfriend, Draco Malfoy.

Hyde grimaced at the spectacle of her and her boy toy. He tried not to notice how hot she looked in her tiny green and white cheer uniform. Sexy thoughts about Jackie were a bad idea.

"I can't believe you mouthed off in Snape's class again. I swear he is going to get you kicked out soon." Eric spoke worriedly.

"Chh like I care."

It was a complete lie. Hogwarts was the only place that felt like home to Hyde aside from the Formans' house. He cared a lot.

Later that night he was walking around the school grounds. This was his favorite time. It was quiet, and there were no interruptions…well almost none.

"Oh Draco." He heard her gasp, behind the big tree in front of him.

"Jackie, you are so hot." He could make out the platinum blonde pussy saying.

"Wait. I want to take this slow." Jackie spoke with determination.

"Oh come on Jackie."

Hyde could hear clothing rustling.

"Draco, please stop." She pleaded.

"Do you know who I am? Who my father is? You should feel lucky that I even want to share myself with you."

"Ow you're hurting me."

It was at that, that Hyde interceded. He walked around the large tree trunk and with little energy, forcefully removed the skinny boy from on top of the tiny girl.

"What the hell do you think you're doing laying your hands on me, filthy little mudblood?!" Malfoy shouted in disdain.

"You better walk away before I do worse." Hyde warned.

The blonde boy cowered and ran off. Hyde knelt down and extended his hand to the frazzled brunette. Jackie looked up at her savior and placed her hand in his, instantly feeling an electric surge through her body.

"You alright?" He asked in a tender voice, one she had never heard from him.

"Yeah, thanks to you." She answered in awe.

"Uh yeah…well it's no big deal. See ya." He began to walk away.

"Steven!" She called out.

He froze. He certainly was not used to being called by his first name. Normally he hated it. Now he hated that he didn't hate it coming from her lips.

"What?" He asked grumpily.

She ran up and kissed his cheek "Thank you."

It literally burned his cheek as her lips touched it. It was the best kind of burn.

"You're welcome, Milady."

"Milady? Hyde, I never knew you to have such finesse." Fez noted with a genuine smile.

"That's 'cause I don't. That is not what happened." He glared at his tiny girlfriend.

"Whatever Steven. That is so what you said!" She insisted.

He rolled his eyes "It was more like this…"

"Whatever." He replied in annoyance as he turned and walked away.

The following day as Hyde descending the stairs on his way to the Great Hall, he was met with a surprise.

"Hey Steven!" Jackie cheered as he reached the bottom of the steps.

"What do you want?" He asked unceremoniously.

She smiled widely as she began to follow him into the Great Hall "I wanted to say 'Hi', silly."

He gave no reply as he took a seat at the long table inhabited by the other Gryffindors. Much to his chagrin, She sat right next to him.

"It's a beautiful day outside. Would you like to go for a walk with me?" Jackie asked cheerfully.

Hyde grimaced "I'd rather take a bath with Fez."

She looked confused "Who's Fez?"

He rolled his eyes as he pointed toward the Hufflepuff table at Fez.

"Oh the creepy foreign boy that hides in the girls' bathroom?"

Hyde couldn't help but smile, though he regretted it instantaneously as Jackie's face lit up at the sight of it.

"What are you doing here, Devil?" Eric asked as he and Donna returned from the Ravenclaw table.

Jackie looked at him in disgust before a smile resurfaced "I'm just talking to Steven."

The skinny man grinned at his friend "Oh how sweet, Steven."

Hyde clenched his fists to keep from knocking the punk's teeth out.

"So Steven, Pansy Parkinson is having a party in the room of requirement Friday. Would you like to go with me?"

He frowned profusely "No. In fact, I don't want to go anywhere with you. Why don't you go off and play with your little cheerleader friends…"

He rose to his feet and walked away, leaving the sad form of Jackie behind. It was obviously going to take a lot of work to get to Steven Hyde. She was up to the challenge. She was Jackie Burkhart, after all. That night, Hyde sat alone in Snape's classroom awaiting the unpleasant hour of his detention to begin, when suddenly he felt is eyes covered by tiny hands.

"Guess who!"

"It's either Jackie or the cold, clammy hands of Lord Voldemort, come to torture me to death with the cruciatus curse."

"It's Jackie!" She cheered, unveiling his eyes.

He sighed "Damn it. Jackie, what are you doing here?"

"Oh Professor Snape sent me to administer your detention."

Hyde laughed dryly "He sure does know how to punish a guy. So what do I have to do exactly?"

"You just have to spend an hour with me. We can do whatever you want." She spoke enthusiastically.

"Anything I want hah?" He smiled deviously.

Ten minutes later they sat in a cloud of smoke in the room of requirement.

"You know what's funny? Butterbeer. It doesn't taste like butter or beer." The brunette giggled as she let out a small cough.

Hyde nodded "You know what else is funny? I hear that the muggles have this car that runs on water…it runs on water, man!"

Jackie looked enthralled "Whoa…You know what else is funny? Draco's dad wears a wig!"

She nodded as she continued "Yep, he is completely bald under there. Baldness is genetic, and I cannot marry a bald man! Besides, I'm starting to like afros…" She batted her eyes at him.

A look of panic crossed his face "Oh well my entire family is bald. I'm probably next."

She laughed heartily "Steven, you're hilarious!"

"Oh God…"

The following day at lunch, Jackie took a seat next to Hyde. He pretended not to notice how cute she looked in her cheer uniform.

"Hey Steven! I was thinking that tonight we could…"

He cut her off "Whoa Jackie. I only hung out with you last night 'cause I had to, alright? It was a one time thing."

"But Steven…"

"No. Look, you and I have nothing in common. You are a freaking Slytherin cheerleader, okay. You're abrasive, bitchy, and selfish. It's just not going to happen."

Her face dropped, and he hated that that bothered him "You think you know me but you don't." She stormed away.

"I'm sure you're a bundle of surprises." He mumbled at her retreating form.

"So I pointed at my little man and said 'wingardiem leviosa' and I was instantly aroused!"

Hyde heard his foreign friend say, though his mind was preoccupied with thoughts of Jackie. He had no idea what had come over him the past few days, but whatever it was, it had to stop. There was no way in hell he could like Jackie.

That night as Hyde was returning from the room of requirement, he placed his baggie in his pocket, unaware that someone was watching him.

"Alright, Mr. Hyde, turn out your pockets." Snape instructed authoritatively.

Hyde huffed "You got a warrant?"

The tall teacher frowned through his greasy hair "This isn't the muggle world. Now turn out your pockets!" He pointed his wand at the curly haired boy.

He sighed as he pulled the baggie out and handed it to Snape. Once he had a look inside, a devilish grin crossed Snape's face.

"That is it. It's your final offense. Soon you will be out of Hogwarts forever!"

"Professor Snape, the baggie is mine." Jackie rushed up to the two men.

"Jackie?" Hyde began in confusion as she held her hand up to silence him.

"I left it and Steven was just returning it to me. It's my fault, sir."

Hyde couldn't believe his ears. Selfish little Jackie Burkhart was taking the heat for him?

"Is this the truth, Miss Burkhart?" Snape asked as he eyed them both suspiciously.

"Yes." She answered with determination.

He sighed "Then it's detention for you and minus ten points for Slytherin. Off to your dormitories, both of you." Snape marched off to his office.

"Jackie, why did you lie?" Hyde asked in shock.

"It's just what you do for someone you care about." She stated simply.

"No one I ever knew."

"That's 'cause you were raised with muggles, and muggles are bad." Out of anyone else's mouth, this politically incorrect statement would sound horrible, but out of her mouth it was endearing.

Hyde couldn't help but feel touched. He smiled down at this bright little creature who had managed to truly effect him. He never thought that was possible, yet here he stood.

"Well, thank you." He spoke sweetly as he leaned down to peck her lips sweetly. The kiss quickly heated up. For something so wrong, it sure as hell felt right.

The following Saturday, Hyde and his friends found seats in the bleachers of the Quidditch pitch.

"I can't believe you're dating a Slytherin cheerleader. You're sleeping with the enemy!" Eric squeaked.

Hyde simply smiled as he looked down at the field and watched his incredibly gorgeous girlfriend cheer for the opposing team.

"She sure is something." He replied as she winked at him.

Maybe they were different. Maybe there would be obstacles, but whatever happened, one thing was certain, Jackie Burkhart and Steven Hyde were meant to be.

To be continued…

A/N: I hope you liked it! Next up is Fez and his lady! Who do you think she is? Please Review!!