My attempt at a first person Yuffie Fanfic. please review on it about improvements etc.

Let me put it this way, if I owned Final Fantasy, I'd be publishing this story!

A full list of pairings:

Yuffie-Vincent

Cid-Shera

Cloud-Tifa

Barret-Myrna (His wife who died in corral)

Reno-Whatever hot chick he can lay his hands on (And some he can't)

Elena-Tseng (Gradual, starts with Elena having a crush, builds up later.)

(Cait is still in love with the now deceased vending machine, much like Aeris and Cloud in AC(No, not Air Conditioning, Advent Children))

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Chapter 8: Thank Leviathan I'm a NINJA!

Characters: Yuffie, Vincent, Lord Sham'raaa, Reeve,

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The explosion shook me off my feet, but I used my awesome-ninja prowess to quickly right myself. I backflip over a creature behind me, and push it into the water. One of the Soldiers runs up to me.

"Hehe, well well well, I likes a girl with spirit..." He said, I quickly karate chop him, Hyaah! Don't mess with queen of the Ninja's Yuffie Kisaragi! I am the greatest ninja ever!

"Oh, do you go down that quickly? Ha!" I yell before kicking him in the shins, three people come up to me...

"You, surrender to us!" one of them shouts, I snort

"Yeah right, see ya in hell!" I say before diving off the port. Using my awesome super-quick Ninja reflexes of awesomeness I quickly grab onto the side of the dock wall. They all ran up to the edge. Losers! I backflip and push two of them down into the lake, the third shrieks in terror and runs off, HA! Nobody messes with Yuffie Kisaragi, Single White Rose of Wutai, and Greatest Ninja in the universe! I grab my Shuriken from where I left it by the dock rails and throw it into the face of one of the creatures, BAM! I hit him square in the face, well, what did you expect? I AM the greatest ninja EVER!! I run over to it and take my Shuriken back, sending it in a curved arch and killing three more of the monsters, I quickly dive to the side of a blow from another one of the creatures. At times like this, I blame Cloud for Hiding all of MY MATERIA! I mean, sure, he says he PAYED for it, but he knows it's mine really, It's ALL MINE! Other people just stole it from me! I'm not a thief; I'm a fighter for a world with LESS THEFT! Go me!

I quickly pelt it with my Shuriken and grab the Shuriken on its arcing journey back to my hand, BIG MISTAKE, for some reason I latch onto it but it continues arcing, dragging me into the air with it, that creature will PAY! I carefully jump onto it's back, and smash it's eyes, it goes down, I escape, Simple. I quickly grab my Shuriken, this time it DOESN'T send me flying, I run over to where Vinnie was just shot, reach for my phone, and dial speeddial Work. Reeve's answering machine quickly times in:

"Hello, You've reached President Reeve of the W.R.O.'s office, I'm sorry I can't take your call now, plea- No Cait you can't do the answering machine voice! No, people DON'T like to listen to you! Now the- wait it's still recording, how do I turn this thing off, for that matter how do I reset the message? WHAT! It's not resettable! Dammit! What am I going to do with this as an answering message? I need a vacation, and we only formed the WRO three days ago... I'll just have to grab a new phone from somewhere."

Yuffie grinned at the memory, it had taken ages for her and Cait to think of the best way to annoy Reeve, and that was what they came up with.

"Reeve, quickly respond! BONE VILLAGE IS UNDER ATTACK! We need EVAC HELICOPTERS AND MED-CREWS RIGHT NOW! Vinnie's been SHOT!, you'd better already be dispatching those choppers NOW! Because people are already dying!! Wait Wha-"her message ended as something attacked her from behind...

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Author's note

Ok, yet another Cliffhanger ending sorry about that, please Review.