Akatsuki High

Summary: Tenten is a new student at a wacky school ran by the Akatsuki. This school is anything but ordinary with crazy students and even crazier teachers! But quickly she makes friends with her teachers and classmates.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters.

Tenten walked slowly down the hallway of her new school. She stopped and turned to the bullentin board and the blue haired lady who was posting papers up.

"Excuse me. Miss?" Tenten said. The lady turned around.

"Hm? Yes?"

"What is that for?" Tenten pointed to the last paper she posted up.

"Oh! We are having a dance this Friday. All are welcome."

Tenten nodded.

"Your new huh?"

"Yeah...I'm Tenten."

"Konan. I'm the VP here."

She's much nicer than the Principal...Tenten smirked to herself.

"Nice to meet you." and Tenten contiued to walk.

Neji ran up behind Tenten. "ey...I saw you reading the board. See anything interesting?"

Tenten stopped and turned toward Neji. "Yeah, there's a dance Friday at 7 p.m."

Neji looked back up and Tenten was gone. He followed her to their next class...Language Arts.

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By now everyone was in class, and Tenten in between Hinata and Shino.

The teacher was a man with white hair and purple eyes. He wore his button up shirt slightly opened baring his chest.

He turned to Tenten.

"Who the fuck are you!" he shouted.

"Oh...um...Heh. I'm Tenten, I'm new here."

"Hmmm? How old are you?"

"Um...I'm 16, sir."

"Damn, jailbait. Here's my card case you need to talk," he handed her a card with his name, number, and email on in. "I'm Hidan..."

Tenten took the card and stuffed in into her pocket. "Ok..."

Fucking weirdo...

Hidan-sensei walked to the board. "Okay, you little shit's I'm going to tell you a few words that you will need to use in order to expand your vocabulary..."

The class looked on attentively. He wrote something on the board. "First, word. Bitch! Does anybody know what that means?"

Temari raised one hand, while the other hand was holding a dictionary. "Hidan-sensei! I know."

"Ok, go head, Temari."

"A bitch is a female dog!"

Hidan bitch slapped Temari. "NO!!"

Rock Lee raised his hand. Hidan pointed to the youthful ninja.

"A bitch is an anoying person, almost always a female."

Hidan clapped. "Good job...any examples?"

Rock Lee contemplated for a second. "Um...Ino's a bitch!'

Ino gasped. "WHAT?!"

"Great..." Hidan looked at the clock. "Well class this shitty day is almost over with...Remember to study for the fuckinng test tommorow, assholes. We are reviewing the words 'dick' and 'shit' tommorow."

The bell rang.

"Have a great mutherfuckin' day!"

The class walked out and Tenten shuffled behind the others.

"Um...he was...um...different." Tenten said.

"Yeah, I think he rocks though," Temari said.

Ino shrugged and Hinata nodded.

"Well, this day couldn't get any weirder..." Tenten mumbled.

Sorry for the delay ppls school is a bitch. R&R