Neko-chan: (sigh) Hey, people (listless)
Flame: Sorry guys, Neko-chan is depressed, she just caught her boyfriend cheating on her (the scum bag)
Neko-chan: It's alright, Flame-chan... I just wasn't good enough for him sob
Flame: NO!! You're wrong! HE wasn't good enough for YOU!! He didn't deserve you!
Neko-chan: (mutters) Maybe I was too clingy, or annoying (looks at Flame with tears in eyes) Flame-chan, am I annoying?
Flame: Er... um... NO!! Of course you're not!
Neko-chan: But you always say I am...
Flame: .' (looks at audience) help me...
Neko-chan: (sniffle) H-h-he left me because I'm annoying!! (sob sob)
Flame: Um, maybe these questions will cheer you up!
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Dearest Shou-chan,
Of course you love me, you've loved me for a long time
ohime x3
Dear (annoying) ohime x3,
Flame: (hits Narumi across the head) SHE'S NOT ANNOYING!!
Narumi: (mutters) Yes ma'am
Anyway, you're supposed to send only questions. And how can I love you?! You may write about me, but I don't know you!!
Narumi
Dear Narurin,
Don't make like you don't know me, fool!
ohime x3
Dear ohime x3,
I'm not making like I don't know you, I really don't know you!
Narumi
Dear Flame and Neko-chan,
Flame-chan. thank you for the mentions and you liked my suckish dasey story? ew!! but arigato gozaimasu anyway (pets neko-chan) what a cute cat...what a FAT cat...
ohime x3
Dear ohime x3,
Flame: Ehe, well, I'm sorta addicted to relationships that won't work...
Neko-chan: I'm fat? MAYBE HE CHEATED ON ME BECAUSE I'M FAT!!
Flame: -.-' No, Neko-chan, you're not fat, you're boyfriend was just a pussy (cat)
Neko-chan: I'M GOING ON A DIET!!
Flame & Neko-chan
Dear Naru-Naru...
How do you feel about my parody and Alex taking off with Kiri... I got pretty off myself cos he added that bit in... anyway, the real question is:
What would you do if Kiri fell for another guy?
Random Parker...
x
P.S: Young Dracula!
Dear Random Parker, sweethony94, Emm, or whatever your name is...
(blush) I-I-I wouldn't care! That mussy head can do whatever she wants!
Flame: Stop lying, you'd probably hunt the guy down
Narumi: I'm not lying!
Narumi & Flame
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Flame: So, Neko-chan, feeling better now? ... Neko-chan? st, now where'd she go?
Neko-chan: o.O I'm right here...
Flame: (looks around) Huh, where'd that come from?
Neko-chan: RIGHT HERE!
Flame: OMG, Neko-chan, you're, like, non existant, what kind of diet works that fast?
Neko-chan: The no food diet
Flame: BAD CAT! Go eat ice cream and get over that scum bag!
Neko-chan: Never (runs away)
Flame: (bows to audience) Excuse me... NEKO-CHAN!! (chases after Neko-chan with ice cream in hand)