Akatsuki High

Summary: Tenten is a new student at a wacky school ran by the Akatsuki. This school is anything but ordinary with crazy students and even crazier teachers! But quickly she makes friends with her teachers and classmates.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters.

A/N: Omg...shaman-girl-of-wind Shhhhh! Lolz! But ur right

As Tenten and friends approached the next class, biology, Tenten spotted something weird.

"Um...is that a shark?!" she squealed.

Ino laughed and shook her head. "That's Hoshigaki-sensei..."

"Why does he look like that?"

Sakura shrugged. "Dunno...I guess he wont talk about it...the last person who brought that up had to talk to Samehada."

Tenten looked puzzled. "What?"

Temari informed. "It's this big sword thing that he carries around. I believe it can kill you!"

"...And that's not even the weirdest part...I think he's half fish.." Hinata chimed in.

"It's not good to gossip about people, especially the teacher, I'm sure it's probably his bloodline or something..."

"I'm sure your right," Hinata said. "But...ya never know."

The 5 girls walked into the classroom. "Good morning, Hoshigaki-sensei," they greeted, all except Tenten. The friends took a seat at the same lab desk and Kisame Hoshigaki got prepared to teach. He noticed Tenten.

"Hey, there...You are a new student?"

Tenten nodded proudly. He doesn't seem that bad.

"Nice...welcome to Akatsuki High."

"Thank you."

Kisame began talking about the food chain and passed around a study guide. When the blue man came toward Tenten and friends desk, she couldn't help but stare at his gills.

"What?" Kisame said.

"Huh?" Tenten looked up at him.

"You were staring at me...What?"

Tenten shook her head. "Nothing, sir."

"It had to be something...Was it my gills...HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHARK BEFORE?!"

"Yes...but...but..." she shuttered.

"BUT WHAT?! YOU NEVER SEEN A PART HUMAN PART SHARK BEFORE?!"

"..." Tenten was struck with fear.

"BUT YOU KNOW WHAT! IT'S NOT MY FAULT! BLAME MY PARENTS! MY SHARK MOM AND MY HUMAN DAD! GAH!!" Kisame exploded in anger.

"Security! He's doing it again!" Naruto said as he cried out in the hallway.

Just then, a venus fly trap-man thingy came in. He was split in half with two colors a black side, and a white side.

"STOP IT!" the white side screamed out.

"NO EAT HER!!" the black side screamed back.

Tenten, who was in shock from the weirdness, fainted.

The security guard tackled Kisame, who was foaming at the mouth. "Come on now..." The white side said calmly.

Kisame was in the fetal position now mumbling ," Thy called me Jaws in middle school. JAWS!! GAH!!"

And the security guard Zetsu dragged him out. "Good job Naruto," the black side said.

Naruto smiled with pride. Zetsu bit off his hand.

"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The blonde nin screamed as his girlfriend Hinata ran after him. "Naruto!"

The bell rang and the chaotic class hour concluded. Neji looked at Tenten's unconscious body.

He sighed. "Guess I have to take you to the next class..." He picked her up, placed her on his back and walked off.

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