Akatsuki High

Summary: Tenten is a new student at a wacky school ran by the Akatsuki. This school is anything but ordinary with crazy students and even crazier teachers! But quickly she makes friends with her teachers and classmates.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters.

A/N:Yes! It's a miracle! I finally updated a chapter in less than a month?! OMFG...well enjoy

Neji carried the unconsciousness Tenten to their next class, Arts & Crafts. He gently laid her body down on a chair and and shook her. Slowly, she began to awake.

"Ugh...What happened?" she groaned.

Neji smiled. "You passed out last hour. I guess with all of the ruckus and stuff."

"Oh, yeah..." Tenten's memory came back and the image of her Biology teacher having a meltdown and all of that made her shiver.

"Don't worry. That happens everyday with Hoshigaki-sensei. It's nothing."

Tenten smiled in assurance. "Um...which class is this?"

"Arts and Crafts," Neji said as he looked around the room casually. "The teachers aren't here but they should be soon."

"Okay..." Tenten put her hands on top of her head and Neji sat next to her. Hinata, Temari, Ino, and Sakura came into the room.

Ino ran to her. "ARE YOU OKAY!!"

Tenten nodded. "Yeah, I'm fine..."

"Sorry about that...he's sorta crazy..." Hinata said.

"I see..."

"But these guys are nice," Temari added. "Although they tried to kill my brother..."

Tenten looked in shock.

"But..but...they are alright..." Temari assured.

AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Suddenly two men in the Akatsuki High black cloaks flew through the window riding on a giant bird.

One man, with blond hair got off. "That was fun, un..."

The other, had red hair and pouted a little. "No it was not...you almost got us killed."

"Aw, Sasori-Danna you don't know how to have any fun, un!"

Sasori got off and wiped himself off. "Hmmmph..."

The blond, Deidara smiled. "Hi, class, un! Let's get started!"

The rest of the class sat down.

"So...today we are discussing what is art to you and then you can create your own art, reflecting your personality," Sasori stated.

"I have an explosive personality, so I'm going to do my specialty...which you will soon find out, un," Deidara smiled evilly, while Sasori and the students stared uneasily.

"ANYWAYS, let's start!" Sasori said, then he noticed Tenten. "New student..."

Tenten looked up at the puppet man. "Hn...?"

"Welcome. I hope you enjoy our class!" He smiled.

"Sure..."

Deidara began to write on the board.

"What describes you?" he said as he wrote. Deidara turned back to the class. "Anyone, un?"

Chouji raised his hand. "FOOD!!"

"That's good, un... Now change it into art work!!"

Chouji grabbed a piece of paper and some ketchup and mustard. The others watched as he randomly squirted the condiments on the paper.

Deidara examined the work when it was done. "NOW THAT'S ART, UN!!"

Sasori looked disapprovingly. "Nope, I think that this puppet Kankuro did is much better..." the red head held up a creepy looking puppet with purple hair and red eyes. It was made with black wood and had strings on it like a marionette.

"No...it's too neat. Art is better when it's messy, un. And unpredictable..."

Sasori rubbed his temples. "But I think it's best when you have a plan for your artwork. Messy work just wont do."

"Heheh, I'll show you how good messy work will do, un." Deidara reached into a bag and paused. "Kids watch closely as I show you the RIGHT way to do art!"

He grabbed some clay and the little mouths on his palms devoured them. He placed the hands together like he was praying. He opened his hands and three small sculptures of bugs were there. Tenten looked in amazement as everyone else stood back. They knew what he was going to do.

In an instant Deidara-sensei threw the clay figures through-out the room and yelled out "KAI!!"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!

Smoke and cement was everywhere and Tenten, yet again, fainted.

Okay! I made it a lil bit longer because Deidara and Sasori is the best.

You know the routine R&R.