Flame: Okay, so... um... yeah... God cat, you're mood is catching, now, you're making me depressed!!
Neko-chan: Sorry Flame-chan (sigh)
Flame: It's okay, you know what, go and rest, I'll bring in Tamako to entertain people
Neko-chan: No, it's okay, Tamako is too serious, I'll stay
Tamako: Flame-san, where is Neko-chan's boyfriend at the moment?
Flame: Um, in the alley behind the house, why?
Tamako: (bows) Thank you (leaves)
(Flame and Neko-chan look at each other) (screams are heard behind the house) (Tamako comes back)
Tamako: Neko-chan, your ex-boyfriend is now your ex-girlfriend
Flame: You didn't... sht, that's irreversable! People, that scumbag may not have been broken, but he sure as hll is now fixed
Neko-chan: (starts laughing) H-h-he deserved it! XD
Flame: Okay, well everyone, that was Neko-chan's cousin Tamako, who is a veteranarian... does that make him an 'it' now? It does? Yikes... Well, enjoy the story!
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Dear Kanako,
(spotlight) where and when were you on the night of the grand ball of august 2167 that hasn't happened yet? (kanako is on the brink of fainting) lols, just kidding! what made you fall for ochiai and why did you later fall for seki? are you some kind of maneater?!
ohime x3
Dear ohime x3,
B-b-but that year has yet to happen! (scared)
I-i'm not a maneater... I just knew that Ochiai-sempai has no feelings for me...
Kanako
Dear Iori,
Can i see you dance to FUNKYTOWN, iori-kun? btw, wat scent best describes my personality?
ohime x3
Dearest ohime x3,
Me doesn't know that dance... but me will learn it for you! You are a rose, sweet and gentle!
Flame: Kiss up.
Iori (& Flame)
Dear Kiri,
Who would you date of the following? iori, naruto uzumaki, or taro-tard? NO OTHER ANSWERS LIKE "NONE" OR "SOMEONE ELSE" or any other character besides the three! NO FALLING ASLEEP! NO THREE ANSWERS!! :D oh yeah im evil!
ohime x3
Dear ohime x3,
You're bossy
Kiri
(Flame: well, that doesn't break any of the rules...)
Dear Narumi,
a game called "Marry, Dump, and Date": Kanako-chan, Sakura Haruno, or Ayumi-chan. who would you marry, date, and date? NO ALTERNATE ANSWERS! NO FAINTING! NO RUNNING OUTTA THE DAMN ROOM!! bwaha! :D evil girrl...
ohime x3
Dear Annoying Gi- argh (is hit upside the head by Flame)! I mean ohime x3,
Like I'd listen to you. Hmph.
And you actually called me Narumi... shocking
Narumi
Dear Neko-chan,
What shampoo do u use to make yourself so cottony soft and pillow-like? And are u friends or enemies w/ shampoo-chan?
ohime x3
Dear ohi-chan,
I use Head and Shoulders! (knees and toes, knees and toes) Sha-chan is one of my bestest friends! :)
Neko-chan
Dear Flame-chan,
can i keep your cat? my puppy, ping-ping, is only 1 month old and he needs a friend
ohime x3
Dear ohime x3,
(shock) you actually want that baka cat? okay, you can have her (if she wants to go...) and you have a puppy? what kind?
Flame
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Flame: Yes, I got a question! And I feel cheery, which must mean-
Neko-chan: IT'S ELECTRIC! (does the electric slide)
Flame: Yep. The annoying cat is back.
Neko-chan: (bows to ohime x3) Comen ohi-chan, but if I go with you, I won't be able to see Buster with a satelite around his head!
Tamako: He'll have to keep it on for 7 weeks
Flame and Neko-chan: (roflmao) XD
Tamako: Well, those two seem to be unable to say it, so I will. Thank you for reading (bows)
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