Akatsuki High

Summary: Tenten is a new student at a wacky school ran by the Akatsuki. This school is anything but ordinary with crazy students and even crazier teachers! But quickly she makes friends with her teachers and classmates.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters.

A/N:Oh, yeah! Chappie 7!!

The bright room was a dusty blur when Tenten woke up in a daze. Neji stood in front of the girl smiling. Her friends also stood close by.

"Twice in one day...not bad, newbie."

Tenten rubbed her head. "Erg....what happened?"

"You fainted.......er.....again.." Sakura said with a small smile.

"Are you alright?" said Hinata.

Tenten nodded. "I think so..."

Neji helped her stand up. "There ya go." Tenten stood up straight.

She laughed. "How more crazy teachers do we have now?"

"None now.." Ino said. "We have lunch now!"

"Oh....okay." Tenten smiled.

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In the lunch room, the kids were in line and they approached two very weird looking lunch ladies......

"Michael Jackson?!?!" Tenten said.

The lunch lady laughed. "Hahahaha! No....I am Orochimaru!"

"Oh...." Tenten looked at the gray haired man behind him/her. "Who's that?"

"This is my loyal bitch...uhm.....assistant...KABUTO!" Oro said with a giant grin.

"Would you like your lower body massage now Orochimaru-sama?" Kabuto asked.

"No, not now, Kabuto, we can get frisky after work..."

Tenten looked at the two with digust.

"What would you like to eat, miss?"

Tenten declined the food, thinking of where the lunch man/lady's hands might have been. No telling........

Sasuke walked up to the counter.

"Fresh meat..." Orochimaru whispered under his breath. "HI! DO YOU LIKE CANDY, SEXY!!!!!!!!!!"

Sasuke smiled. "YES! I LOVE CANDY! Do you have any?"

Orochimaru nodded with a devious smile on his face. "Yup. You can come back here to get it, baby."

"YEY! CANDY!" Sasuke jumped over the counter and went to the back room with Orochimaru.

Shikamaru, who was behind him shook his head. "Stupid...."

Shika walked over to the table where the group was at. "Hey....." He sat down in between Temari and Neji.

"Hey, Shika-poo....." she kissed the boy on his cheek. "What's up?"

"That dumb ass Sasuke is gonna get raped..." he said calmly as he ate a spoonful of something.

Sakura got up. "WHAT! NOT AGAIN!" She ran to the room where Sasuke was getting his 'candy.'

Tenten laughed. "Wow..."

Kiba walked over to them with Shino and Gaara and sat down.

Kiba, in between Tenten and Neji, Shino in between Temari and Gaara between Temari and Hinata, who sat next to Naruto.

"Hey there, sweet thing..." Kiba said to Tenten.

She looked around. "Huh? Me?"

He laughed. "Yeah, you....what's up?"

"Errr...nothing.......lunch I guess..."

Kiba smiled at her and leaned over to Tenten and kissed her on the lips.

"Uh......." Tenten was speechless.

"Hey, Inuzuka! Why don't you leave her alone!" Neji, stood up behind him.

Kiba turned around. "Who's gonna make me?" he stood up.

"ME!" Neji pushed him.

Kiba smirked. "Not a good idea, Hyuuga...." Kiba tackled Neji to the ground.

Kankuro ran over and started screaming. "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"

Others ran over, too.

Tenten held onto her head. "Ugh! Please....don't fight...."

Uhm...yeah....the lunch ladie's are Oro and Kabu....

Next chappie....Who will win the fight? and what class is next?

R&R!!!!!!!!