Flame: Me, Neko-chan, and Tamako made a new friend this week! His name is Michieru Berujironu, and he was kind enough to give us enough questions for anther chapter! I for one, am- Tamako, I'm not going to read this T.T.
Tamako: Why not, it's perfectly acceptable!
Flame: Neko-chan, please explain to Tamako why I won't read this (holds up sheet of paper)
Neko-chan: Because, it's too BO-RING!
Flame: Thank you, and, now, here's what I'll say: Hey, people! It's been a while! A new friend of ours was awesome enough to ask enough questions for a new chapter!
Neko-chan: Thanks, Michieru Berujironu!
Tamako: But-but-but... that's so unsophisticated!
Flame: Yes, but people won't fall asleep during our intro. So, ladies and gents, another chapter of Ask S.P.!!!!
Ask S.P.
Dear Flame-chan and Neko-chan
Why is this interview so funny? I used to have a Death Note one up, but it got reported and deleted. What is your secret to keeping this up?
Michieru Berujironu
Dear Michieru,
Flame: We mostly just keep it clean
Neko-chan: HEY MICHI-CHAN!!!!
Flame: Don't make me take out the muzzle again
Neko-chan: . I don't like the muzzle!!
Flame: So, behave!
Neko-chan: ... NEVER!!! (runs away, laughing maniachially)
Flame & Neko-chan
Dear Kiri-chan
Have you ever been in in-school suspension before? If you have, how was it like? If you haven't, don't do anything to warrant it because they have a teacher on you 24/7 making sure you cannot fall asleep and continue writing from the beginning of school until the end.
Michieru Berujironu
Dear Michieru,
Yeah, -.- a teacher caught me asleep in class, and sent me there. The ISS teacher had to wake me up so many times that she just gave up and left me alone. (yawns) Do you have a juice box?
Kiri Koshiba
Narumi
I refuse to say dear to you and I refuse to call you senpai because we're around the same age anyway, either that or you're one year younger then me and I should be calling you Narumi-kun. That being said, why are you so annoying?
Michieru Berujironu
Michieru,
Grrr. I am 17, and you are only 16, so, SEMPAI!!!! And I am not annoying! I am- mpph
Flame: (covers Narumi's mouth) I have a muzzle for you too. Now, be polite.
Narumi: NEVER!
Flame: (sticks a muzzle on Narmis mouth, locks it with a key, puts key in bra) There, now. He's 100% annoying!
Narumi: Arumph Tumph (mumbles)
Narumi (& Flame)
Iori
Why do you make Narumi look unannoying?
Michieru Berujironu
Dear Michi-kun,
Me is not sure if me should take that as a compliment or insult. So me will take it as a compliment. Thank you!
Iori
Dear Kei-chan
Why are you so damn cute? (I'm bisexual, got a problem, then speak to mylawyers) If some girl walked up and offered you candy in exchange for... "something else"... what would your response be? And if someone does do that, let me know, ok? (readies knife behind back so no one can see)
Michieru Berujironu
Dear Michi-chi,
(blink blink) What's bisexual?
Flame: AAH! (covers Kei's ears) He's a little too innocent to know that word... can we move on? Please?
Kei: Candy? But what would that something else be? There was this one girl that offered, but wouldn't explain what the something else was. Flame-chi dragged me away before I could take the candy... (sad)
Kei
Now I'm out of letters... Sorry Ochiai-senpai XD
Ochiai: (is a bit offended)
Flame: Yep, well, another day, another chapter. I could update this more if more people would ask questions!
Neko-chan: Mumph Arumph tumph gump
Flame: (Grins evily) I did tell her I had a muzzle, didn't I?
Tamako: Flame-sama, there are a lot of good ideas that I can accredit you with, but this has got to be the best!
Flame: Thanks, Tamako. I have a muzzle for you, too, if you cal me 'sama' again.
Tamako: (shivers) Well, um, I think I'll go make a pie. Apple pie (nods and leaves)
Flame: Aren't I evil? (unlocks Neko-chan's & Narumi's muzzles) Neko-chan, help me say good bye.
Both: Bye, love y'all!
Neko-chan: Please leave questions!