Rabbit Ears and Shiny Teeth :

Football and Nicknames .

Disclaimer ; NEITHER BLEACH NOR D.GRAY-MAN BELONGS TO ME . They belong to Kubo Tite and Hoshino Katsura respectively .

Summary ; Bleach meets D.G-M in this fanfic !

Rating ; T ?

Main Characters ; the 2 main characters from Bleach and the 4 main characters from D.Gray-Man + minor characters from both animes

Genre ; Adventure

Pairings ; LaviXLenalee (if you squint hard)


Now that all of them had been completely healed , Lavi decided that he wanted to brighten up the mood .

"Erm , Rukia-chan , could you ask your friends to meet us in Allen's room ? I want to discuss some things ."

"Er , okay !"

Rukia went around rounding up her friends and ferreting them into Allen's room , and Lavi did the same with the Exorcists .

"Okay , Yu-chan , do you want me to start ? "

"Hng , anything ."

"Okay , I want to ask YOU some questions ."Lavi jabbed a finger at the shinigami ,

"All you need to do is to answer them ."Lenalee added cheerfully .

"Hmm ? Okay ."

"Okay , now starting from YOU ! Do you , STRAWBERRY , like eating strawberries ?"

"WHAT?!!!" Ichigo yelled . Strawberry ?!!

"Yes , do YOU , STRAWBERRY , like eating strawberries ?"

"Er ... er ... NO !!"

"Okay ."

"NEXT . "

"Do you , TEDDY BEAR , love teddy bears ?"

"What ? Erm , yeah . " Rukia admitted , blushing furiously .

"Then ..."

"Shirou-chan , why do you have white hair like our very own SHIROU-CHAN ?"

"WHAT ?!!" Allen and Hitsugaya gawked at Lenalee , Kanda and Lavi , before staring at each other .

"Yeah , why ??"

'How did they know that Bed-Wetter called me SHIROU-CHAN ?!'

"'Cos Renji-kun told them , DUH ."

"EH ?! ABARAI !!!"

"N-nani ???"

"You ... "

"Anyway , will you please get on with the answer ?"

"...I DON'T KNOW !!"

"Fine." Lavi sighed , "Then , do you like your peacock feathers , PEACOCK HEAD ?"

"Yea ! Thank you !!"

"BALDIE , is it true that you often have your head spitten upon ?"

"EH ?! By that fukutaicho of mine ..."Ikkaku grumbled .

"Then , LAVI'S TWIN , how come you have long hair and Lavi has short hair ???"

"YU-CHAN !!!"

"What ?"

"I am not that guy's twin !!"

"And finally , big boobiess , how come your boobs are bigger than most ?"

"Er..."Matsumoto sweatdropped .


Totally pissed off by the Exorcists calling him STRAWBERRY , Ichigo challenged them to a football game .

"Football ? Okay !!"

Allen and Lavi persuaded the three older Exorcists to play with them against the shinigami and after warming up , Ichigo got Karin , his younger sister , to be the referee .

The game proceeded well , but soon enough , Ichigo shot a bicycle kick the wrong way , and hit the ball straight towards his sister , but it was blocked by a well-aimed kick back towards him .

"Nii-san , please look out !" Yuzu said , standing a few feet behind Karin .

"Gosh , they're good footballers ." Lenalee commented .

"Yea ."


THEN Hitsugaya aimed a kck at the wrong location - he was supposed to be aimed at the goalie (a.k.a Lavi) but it flew towards Kanda .

And hit him smack in the face .

"OUCH !" Kanda got the ball off his face and drew Mugen .

"THIS GUY'S GONNA KILL US IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING QUICK !! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT , TOUSHIROU !!"

"I'm HITSUGAYA-TAICHO !!!!"

"ANYWAY WHAT DO WE DO NOW ?!"

"FIGHT ?"

The shinigami drew their zanpakutos after they managed to get out their gigai .

The Exorcists sweatdropped .


:Looks like these guys are serious !"

"Let's go !"

The Exorcists activated their Innocence and prepared to attack .

Each of them picked an opponent : Hitsugaya vs. Kanda , Allen vs. Rukia , Lavi vs. Renji , Krory vs. Ikkaku , Bookman vs. Yumichika , and Miranda ? She , Lenalee , Ichigo and Matsumoto just watched .

Very soon , Bookman's Heaven Compass scared off Yumichika and the two of them went to where the other four were sitting to look at the show .

Krory's fangs soon scratched a small part of Ikkaku's sword and afraid that the sword would shatter , Ikkaku gave up and they went to join the spectators .

Now , there were three pairs left .

Each seemed to be a match for the other , and Allen's arm got slashed a good number of times by Sode no Shirayuki , while Sode no Shirayuki suffered a good number of scratches .

Lavi's Hi Ban engulfed Renji in smoke , and he emerged very charred . Meanwhile , Zabimaru scratched Lavi quite a lot .

And Kanda was already using his nigentou so that he could catch up with Hitsugaya's speed .

When Allen finally suggested to Rukia that they stop fighting , Lavi had already given up and was trying to stop his arm from bleeding any more .

Finally , the two remaining battlers called it quits and they went back to their rooms , Lavi wincing everytime his injured arm touched something .

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Author's Note : It was suposed to be more intense , with Lenalee puncturing the football and splitting the ground into half ,but I decided not to . My story is too long . sigh - THIS WAS A FILLER FYI ! X-X . AND I AM NOT UPDATING UNTIL I GET AT LEAST 3 REVIEWS !!

Let me ask you readers something : DO YOU THINK I SHOULD INCLUDE MORE SHINIGAMI FROM BLEACH ???