Rabbit Ears and Shiny Teeth :
Football and Nicknames .
Disclaimer ; NEITHER BLEACH NOR D.GRAY-MAN BELONGS TO ME . They belong to Kubo Tite and Hoshino Katsura respectively .
Summary ; Bleach meets D.G-M in this fanfic !
Rating ; T ?
Main Characters ; the 2 main characters from Bleach and the 4 main characters from D.Gray-Man + minor characters from both animes
Genre ; Adventure
Pairings ; LaviXLenalee (if you squint hard)
Now that all of them had been completely healed , Lavi decided that he wanted to brighten up the mood .
"Erm , Rukia-chan , could you ask your friends to meet us in Allen's room ? I want to discuss some things ."
"Er , okay !"
Rukia went around rounding up her friends and ferreting them into Allen's room , and Lavi did the same with the Exorcists .
"Okay , Yu-chan , do you want me to start ? "
"Hng , anything ."
"Okay , I want to ask YOU some questions ."Lavi jabbed a finger at the shinigami ,
"All you need to do is to answer them ."Lenalee added cheerfully .
"Hmm ? Okay ."
"Okay , now starting from YOU ! Do you , STRAWBERRY , like eating strawberries ?"
"WHAT?!!!" Ichigo yelled . Strawberry ?!!
"Yes , do YOU , STRAWBERRY , like eating strawberries ?"
"Er ... er ... NO !!"
"Okay ."
"NEXT . "
"Do you , TEDDY BEAR , love teddy bears ?"
"What ? Erm , yeah . " Rukia admitted , blushing furiously .
"Then ..."
"Shirou-chan , why do you have white hair like our very own SHIROU-CHAN ?"
"WHAT ?!!" Allen and Hitsugaya gawked at Lenalee , Kanda and Lavi , before staring at each other .
"Yeah , why ??"
'How did they know that Bed-Wetter called me SHIROU-CHAN ?!'
"'Cos Renji-kun told them , DUH ."
"EH ?! ABARAI !!!"
"N-nani ???"
"You ... "
"Anyway , will you please get on with the answer ?"
"...I DON'T KNOW !!"
"Fine." Lavi sighed , "Then , do you like your peacock feathers , PEACOCK HEAD ?"
"Yea ! Thank you !!"
"BALDIE , is it true that you often have your head spitten upon ?"
"EH ?! By that fukutaicho of mine ..."Ikkaku grumbled .
"Then , LAVI'S TWIN , how come you have long hair and Lavi has short hair ???"
"YU-CHAN !!!"
"What ?"
"I am not that guy's twin !!"
"And finally , big boobiess , how come your boobs are bigger than most ?"
"Er..."Matsumoto sweatdropped .
Totally pissed off by the Exorcists calling him STRAWBERRY , Ichigo challenged them to a football game .
"Football ? Okay !!"
Allen and Lavi persuaded the three older Exorcists to play with them against the shinigami and after warming up , Ichigo got Karin , his younger sister , to be the referee .
The game proceeded well , but soon enough , Ichigo shot a bicycle kick the wrong way , and hit the ball straight towards his sister , but it was blocked by a well-aimed kick back towards him .
"Nii-san , please look out !" Yuzu said , standing a few feet behind Karin .
"Gosh , they're good footballers ." Lenalee commented .
"Yea ."
THEN Hitsugaya aimed a kck at the wrong location - he was supposed to be aimed at the goalie (a.k.a Lavi) but it flew towards Kanda .
And hit him smack in the face .
"OUCH !" Kanda got the ball off his face and drew Mugen .
"THIS GUY'S GONNA KILL US IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING QUICK !! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT , TOUSHIROU !!"
"I'm HITSUGAYA-TAICHO !!!!"
"ANYWAY WHAT DO WE DO NOW ?!"
"FIGHT ?"
The shinigami drew their zanpakutos after they managed to get out their gigai .
The Exorcists sweatdropped .
:Looks like these guys are serious !"
"Let's go !"
The Exorcists activated their Innocence and prepared to attack .
Each of them picked an opponent : Hitsugaya vs. Kanda , Allen vs. Rukia , Lavi vs. Renji , Krory vs. Ikkaku , Bookman vs. Yumichika , and Miranda ? She , Lenalee , Ichigo and Matsumoto just watched .
Very soon , Bookman's Heaven Compass scared off Yumichika and the two of them went to where the other four were sitting to look at the show .
Krory's fangs soon scratched a small part of Ikkaku's sword and afraid that the sword would shatter , Ikkaku gave up and they went to join the spectators .
Now , there were three pairs left .
Each seemed to be a match for the other , and Allen's arm got slashed a good number of times by Sode no Shirayuki , while Sode no Shirayuki suffered a good number of scratches .
Lavi's Hi Ban engulfed Renji in smoke , and he emerged very charred . Meanwhile , Zabimaru scratched Lavi quite a lot .
And Kanda was already using his nigentou so that he could catch up with Hitsugaya's speed .
When Allen finally suggested to Rukia that they stop fighting , Lavi had already given up and was trying to stop his arm from bleeding any more .
Finally , the two remaining battlers called it quits and they went back to their rooms , Lavi wincing everytime his injured arm touched something .
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Author's Note : It was suposed to be more intense , with Lenalee puncturing the football and splitting the ground into half ,but I decided not to . My story is too long . sigh - THIS WAS A FILLER FYI ! X-X . AND I AM NOT UPDATING UNTIL I GET AT LEAST 3 REVIEWS !!
Let me ask you readers something : DO YOU THINK I SHOULD INCLUDE MORE SHINIGAMI FROM BLEACH ???
