"Korh-moo-eee

"Korh-moo-eee!" Lavi yelled, latching himself onto the supervisor's back.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Komui shouted as Lenalee, Kanda and Allen crowded around him. No, rather, miniature versions of Lenalee, Kanda and Allen, screaming "Korh-moo-eee!" in unison.

Crashing in through the window, Ichigo looked on as "Korh-moo-eee!" and "What the HELL?" filled the kitchen.

"Rukia, whaddya say we do now?" Ichigo asked.

Before Rukia had time to reply, a bellow of "Ichee, Ichee, ITCHYGO!" echoed through the room.

"WHAT THE HECK?!" Ichigo leapt up in shock.

Yachiru was looking at him innocently. "Itchee, where's Shiroro?" she asked.

"Shiroro?" Ichigo stared at Yachiru. "WHO ON EARTH IS SHIRORO!?"

"Hitsugaya-taichou? Ukitake-taichou?" Rukia suggested.

"Yes, Shiroro! Not Ukeetakay-chan!" Yachiru ran beserk around the room, and out of the door.

"Man…" Ichigo and Rukia walked out of the room to chase after her.

"Toushirou is Shirororoo.. ohhh…" Ichigo scratched his head.

"IT'S SHIRORO, dimwit Itchygo!"

"It's Hitsugaya-taicho!"

Said captain had appeared from seemingly nowhere.

"Kurosaki, Kusajishi fukutaicho, I AM HITSUGAYA TAICHOU!"

"Why're ya so uptight ne? Even Bya-kun allows me to call him Bya-kun. So do Ken-chan or Kyo-Kyo or Ol' Man Beardo or Ukeetakay-chan!" Yachiru jumped onto the head of Hitsugaya and presented him with a covered basket.

"This is from Ukeetakay-chan, Shiroro. He asked me to give it to you."

A vein was pulsing in Hitsugaya's forehead and his eyebrow was twitching as he tried to figure out exactly who Yachiru was talking about, as was Ichigo.

"Bya…kun?" Rukia asked incredulously.

"Hai And Uno-chan, Soi-Soi, Koma-san and Mayunise and Ken-chaaaaan!" Yachiru rattled off another string of names, before adding in, "Ohyea, there's Matsu-chan, Baldie, Peacock-head, Tattoo-head, Sandal-man, Demon-cat…"

Ichigo, Rukia and Hitsugaya stared at her, flabbergasted.

'She actually calls nii-sama Bya-kun and doesn't get murdered. That's a miracle.' Rukia thought.

"You mean Byakuya nii-sama allows you to call him Bya-kun?" Rukia asked Yachiru.

"Yeahhh, he gives me candy too!" Yachiru showed the three Shinigami a stash of sweets inside her lieutenant's crest.

Hitsugaya's jaw dropped. "What. The. Hell."

"Taichou, that's not the way a captain's supposed to act!" Matsumoto commented, staring at Hitsugaya, whose face was squashed between her boobs.

"MATSUMOTO!" He growled.

"Ooo it's Matsu-chan!" Yachiru squealed, flinging herself onto Matsumoto. "And hi Baldie, Peacock-head, Tattoo-head!"

Three curious faces had popped out behind Matsumoto.

Proceeding to cover Ikkaku's head with her spit, pull a peacock feather out of Yumichika's hair and tying up Renji's hair so that it resembled a plaited schoolgirl's hair, Yachiru stood back and admired her three 'inventions' – which then shot her three dark glares .

Before Hitsugaya could reprimand her, though, the three shinigami's yells of frustration were interrupted by squeals of 'Korh-moo-eee!'

"What on earth is going on in there?!" Hitsugaya said, poking his head through the window.

"Shiroro!" was the reply he got.

"What the ing HELL?!" he yelled, falling backwards.

"Taichou…"

"Why are all of them CHIBIS?!"

"Chibis? Toushirou, dai jo bu? You look like you've been knocked by a car."

"Yea Shiroro, did Bya-kun use his Senbonzakura to do something to your brain?"

"I am Hitsugaya Taicho !"

Curious, the Shinigami poked their heads through the windows like Hitsugaya had done. And were greeted by four kitchen knives .

"WHAT THE –censored-" yelled Renji and Ikkaku.

The Exorcists had been turned into mini versions of themselves, as they were now screaming at Komui like little children.

"Kehh." Hitsugaya snorted.

"Muahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa," snickered a thing that the Shinigami had never seen before : It was the first time in recorded history that such a thing was even seen.

"Hahahahahahaaaaa." The thing laughed. "Be prepared… to face the same fate as your friends in the hands of the great Level 5 Akuma , who was born with an arankaru's blood ."

"What?!" Hitsugaya's eyes widened.

The Level 5 was covered in scales the size and shape of Level 1 Akuma guns. It wielded a shield with the number 539 on it, as well as a cross that resembled the one on Allen's left hand. In its other hand, it held a zanpakuto with a skull shaped hilt and a sheath with a black star embossed on it .

"Oh my gosh." The Shinigami groaned in unison.

The Level 5 snorted. "Are you ready, Shinigami-kun?"

He drew his sword, and the Shinigami did likewise.

"Scream, Fear no Chibi!"

The Akuma's Zanpakuto lit up the dusk, and it giggled at the shock that was evident on all the Shinigami's faces.

It was transforming… a dark layer of miniature figures covered its eyes like a pair of sunglasses. Upon closer inspection, these miniature figures were revealed to be chibi versions of the Shinigami.

A laser shot out of the sunglasses, reflecting the images onto the ground… where they slowly came to life.

These were not cute and innocent chibis, they were chibis… with a burning desire to KILL their living counterparts .

"Kyaaa!" Ikkaku's chibi form made a mad dash towards him.

"Ke, I guess I need to make my move." Ikkaku laughed. "HIYA!"

"Extend, Hozukimaru!"

"Too late. AHAHAHAHAHA." The level 5 laughed maniacally.

"Wha--?" Ikkaku turned to see what had happened… before a wave of pain overtook him and everything went black.

"Ikkaku, dai jo bu?!" Yumichika shouted, holding his friend up.

"Damn.." Ikkaku muttered.

"Ne, Baldy, dai jo bu?" Yachiru asked, looking up at him.

No reply.

"You killed baldie." Yachiru whispered, looking at the Level 5 with dark shaded eyes. Her reiatsu flared up.

"Yachiru-chan…" Matsumoto muttered.

"I won't let that happen." Yachiru continued whispering, all the while staring at the Akuma with haunted eyes, reiatsu still flaring up.

"Ohhhh? You're so devoted to him" The Akuma taunted with a mocking voice.

"URUSAI !" Yachiru totally lost self control at this point.

"Yachiru-chan…" Matsumoto tried to reach out to her fellow lieutenant, but was stopped – by an abnormal reiatsu flowing out of Yachiru … and Hitsugaya .

"You'll be killed if you do that , Matsumoto ." Hitsugaya frowned at Matsumoto's injured hand, which had not recovered since she fought Ichimaru Gin.

"But--"

"NO!" Hitsugaya stared at her . "Let Yachiru fight ."

Matsumoto gave in.

"Ohohoh, so you're serious, eh?" the Akuma continued mocking Yachiru, at which point her reiatsu suddenly shot out towards the Akuma in the form of a great cat.

"But you won't get to fight me, heh. Fight yourself first!" as the Akuma spoke, Yachiru's chibi form sauntered toward her.

Without activating her zanpakuto, Yachiru stabbed it into the side of the chibi. As she did so, blood spurted out of the chibi's side… and Yachiru's own.

"You actually managed to cut that ." the Akuma marveled. "Few people have ever done so. In any case, whoever meets me… is a dead man. Or, in this case, a girl."

Ignoring the ruthless taunts and the blood in her side from her own attack, Yachiru slashed the chibi, and in doing so, slashed herself.

"Kusajishi!" Hitsugaya shouted.

"Fukutaicho!" Yumichika started at the sound of Hitsugaya's voice.

"Yachiru!" Renji and Matsumoto echoed each other's thoughts.

"Ya…chi..ru.." Ikkaku groaned.

"Retreat!" Hitsugaya yelled, pulling Yachiru off the ground despite her growing reiatsu. The Akuma cackled wildly at the sign of the Shinigami escaping.

"Baldie…" Yachiru muttered, the blood from her wounds soaking her Shinigami uniform.

"Heh, seems that she cares about her subordinates after all." Renji grinned.

"Of course, it's the job of the lieutenants to watch their captain's back after all, but since Kenpachi does not need anyone to look after him, I guess she watches her subordinates' backs." Matsumoto retorted.

On the other hand, Hitsugaya was marveling at how Yachiru had managed to land such deep injuries without even releasing her zanpakuto.

A sudden wave of darkness flashed past him and he looked up to see the Akuma in front of him .

"Keh, tehme!" he swore, pulling out Hyorinmaru.

"Soten ni zase, HYORINMARU!" out shot the ice dragon , swallowing the Akuma up and covering it with ice .

"You think that will work?" the Akuma snorted.

"No." Hitsugaya grinned.

"卍解."

"Daiguren Hyorinmaru," said a voice from the cloud of dust that ensued. A dragon flew out of the dust and encircled the Akuma , before engulfing it.

"Not so easy, hahaha."

"Nani?" Hitsugaya turned around to catch the Akuma ready to launch an attack from behind .

"Tai--!" there was a deafening crash as Hitsugaya's chibi ran into him .

"Chehhhh," a swarm of things came flying towards the Shinigami .

"Exorcists?" The Shinigami looked at the stranger , bewildered .

It was Kanda Yu.

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(Urusai Shut up –I think-)

There /

Was quite lame :

And weird . I mean , Yachiru just appeared out of nowhere .

LOL .

Anyway , review !

SHIRORO ROCKS ! :D

Preview : Ouch , says the captain .

"Ouch." Zaraki growled.