This is for The ASPCA Pwned Me, first reviewer and very blunt as well… read their profile. It's hilarious. Anyway, this is Jiraiya thinking about everyone's favorite alcoholic blond Hokage.
Ballad of a Lonely Heart:
Jiraiya
I'm so confused
I like her
I've always liked her
Even when we were kids
But now,
When she's near,
I feel really weird.
My cheeks get really hot
I stare at her
Intently.
So much that I can't duck
So, I get a free trip to Suna or Iwa
Courtesy of Air Hokage Lmt. ™
And when she's sad,
I want to reach out to her
To hug and soothe the troubles away
And when that doesn't work,
I do something stupid
Then she's just peeved at me
But she's too good for me
Aside from the temper, gambling and drinking
She's practically perfect
And me…
I'm a hentai
I stay in the Red Light District
I'm not even worth the time of day
We argue a lot
Most of it's my fault
But she looks so gorgeous
When her face is red
And she's screaming her head off at me.
That's when I stare
Then she looks at me strangely
Before fuming even more
And sending me to Kirigakure
She always comes to get me, though
No matter where it is
Dragging my sorry ass home
To baby-sit the gaki for the day
And she always heals me
Even when she passes out in the process
Oh, god
I love her so much
And maybe,
One day
I'll tell her
And we'll be laughing about this
As we watch the Rokudaime's little blond brats
A/N: I hope it's up to par. But this is what sleep deprivation coupled with Propel and chocolate get you. If you want the next chapter, segment-thing, leave a review. I take requests, too. Just leave a review with the pairing that you want and I'll do my best to accommodate. As always,
Rose
PS, This better, bittersweetironeeeyy? I made it a bit longer :P