Kingdom Hearts

Initiation of Emmy

(FYI: This is my initiation into organization 13. Ally and Arue are involved, they've already joined. Ally is my sister and she is a cat demon, Arue is my sister's friend and she is a fox demon. Also anything in () are my thoughts or comments.)

In the world that never was at the castle that never was (very emo sounding), Axel, Roxas, Saix, Arue, and Ally were sitting in the living room watching television. Axel was trying to make a move on Arue, Roxas and Ally were trying desperately to ignore them, and Saix was sleeping behind the couch. They were watching their third episode of 'Scrubs' when Luxord stumbled in to the room smelling of whisky. He tried to speak but his words were quite slurred.

"I fund a plerdson...." He attempted to announce.

"Um.. What?" Everyone asked simultaneously.

"Hold on." He held up a finger to silence them. "I'm talking here." Luxord's stomach gave off a grumble. He covered his mouth and ran to the kitchen were, from the living room, you could hear him vomiting,

"My roast!" Xaldin cried. Luxord stumbled back into the living room with a content expression, Xaldin followed burning a hole into the back of his head with his pissed off stare. Xaldin took a seat in an arm chair while Luxord tried to balance on his feet in the middle of the room.

"Okay.... so what were you saying before?" Ally asked.

"Wa?" Luxord asked dumfounded.

"You were saying something when you came in." Arue interrupted.

"I thought that was you." Luxord pointed at Arue.

"No, it was you. You tried to say something but we couldn't understand you." Roxas cut in.

"We'll figure out what she was saying later, but right now I has an annulment."

"Annulment?" Axel clarified.

"Yeah the thingy that you tell people."

"Don't you mean announcement?" Arue asked.

"Oh good, you remembered what you were goanna say!" Luxord flopped down onto the floor and sat cross legged, staring at Arue intensely waiting for her announcement. Arue glanced around the room at everyone with pleading eyes, Ally mouthed at her 'humor him' which seemed like the best idea.

"Um.... I just wanted to announce that..... you had something important to tell us! Yeah that was it..."

Luxord stared at her incredulously then finally responded "That's a very good annulment." Luxord burped, making a very foul stench, then proceeded. "Okie dokie I found somebody to join our club."

"We're an organization." Axel reminded him.

"Potato, Pickle." Ally was about to correct Luxord but thought better of it. "She's waiting..... in de.... other place... for.... something...." Luxord became distracted by a thread in the carpet.

"Is she in the other room?" Roxas prompted him.

"Who?" Luxord started pulling at the thread.

Infuriated Arue screamed at him "The person you numb skull!"

"Hey, hey, hey!" Luxord said quickly. "You had your turn."

"Arue was about to launch off the couch to strangle him but Axel had her in a tight vise. (He didn't care if Luxord got hurt He just wanted another reason to hug Arue. .) Xaldin, who was still upset at Luxord for ruining his roast and waiting for a good opportunity, was about to take Arue's place with his hands around Luxord's throat when Xemnas burst into the room.

His clothes were torn and bloody, he was clearly missing a few teeth, he had bruises and cuts covering every visible part of his body , and he was leaning against the door frame gasping for air. Everyone was stunned and had no idea of what to say, except for Luxord who was oblivious to everything began rolling around on the floor.

"Xemnas, wa- what happened to you?" Xaldin managed to ask.

"I was attacked by a physicopathic bunny thing in the main hall!" He cried.

"Hellooo!" An innocent sounding voice came from behind him. Xemnas turned around screamed and attempted to run but a leg injury prevented him, instead he just fell. Roxas and Xaldin snapped back to their senses and went to help him up, they got him off the floor and situated him on the couch. Luxord, who was still rolling on the floor, rolled over to the door way and stared up at the person standing there.

"Ello!" He called up to her.

"Zomygod! I grew!" The small girl threw her hands up in the air and ran around the room frantically screaming "Ima giant!" Luxord picked himself up and began following her around mimicking everything she was doing.

The girl appeared to be about the height of a 7 year old and had long blond hair. She had bunny ears poking out of her hair and a bunny tail coming out of a small hole in the dress she was wearing. The oddest thing about her, besides her being drunk, was she had two pairs of shoes. One set she wore on her feet, the other she wore on her hands.

After running around the room a few times she tripped and fell flat on her face. Luxord continued running around the room. Everyone looked down at the strange girl confused and concerned. The girl spoke into the carpet but her words were muffled.

"I shrunk.." She said quietly. Then she began rolling on the floor laughing, (ROFL!) literally. She continued rolling back and fourth and somehow managed to roll herself underneath the couch.

"Doggy!" The couch seemed to cry happily.

Axel and Arue, who were standing closest to the couch, looked behind it and saw the small girl petting Saix, who had been sleeping the entire time. Saix leg was twitching happily for apparently she had found his tickle spot.

"Yo, shorty." Axel called to get her attention. ?Who are you?"

The girl looked up at him with wide eyes scrutinizing him. She stood up swiftly and began patting his hair, amazed when it went back to it's original shape.

"How do you do that?" She asked. Axel grabbed her wrists and looked her directly in the eyes.

"Stop it." He said fiercely. The girl's eyes began filling up with tears, then suddenly she started crying hysterically. Arue and Ally being girls couldn't resist a small child-like person crying. Next thing Axel knew Arue punched him with so much force he flew through the air and hit the wall making a large hole.

"You asshole! You made her cry!" Arue shouted at him holding up her fist.

Ally and Arue began hugging and trying to comfort the small girl but nothing seemed to work. Luxord, who had been running around screaming the whole time, heard her crying. He reached into his pocket and pulled out 4 objects, an olive green crayon (no body uses the olive green crayon), a bottle of crazy glue, money for the bus, and a lollipop. He took the lollipop, unwrapped it, and handed it to the the girl. She stopped crying instantly and took the lollipop from him, putting it in her mouth she smiled and sat quietly.

"What the hell is she?" Axel called from the hole had had made in the wall.

"Emmy!" She said then continued eating the lollipop (Yes she was trying to eat it).

"She's so cute!" Ally and Arue squealed together. "Can we keep her?"

Xemnas was glaring at her from the couch he was sitting on, considering his options which was either let her join and live with the embaressment of getting his ass kicked by her, or get killed by the screaming fan girls. Of course he was going to pick the less violent option.

"Fine, but she's not my problem." He stood up and attempted to hold back his tears of pain. "I'll be in my room." He strained to say.

"Are you alright?" Xladin asked.

"I'm fine, don't disturb me." He rushed to say then scurried out of the room.

The girl, who we just discovered was named Emmy, Finished the lollipop and began running around the room again, Luxord followed. They ran around for a long time (roughly 4 hours), everyone sat watching them when Axel said what they were all thinking.

"We're screwed aren't we?" and they truly were.

To be continued....