Kingdom Hearts

Story #2!

Once again, we return to the castle that never was. Everyone was going about their business. Luxord andEmmy were, once again, wasted, and they were trying to cook poptarts in the DVD player. Ally and Roxas were trying to stop them. Xemnas was working in his room on who knows what. Xladin was making lunch, and Axel had apparently 'Taken Arue out for a steaming hot cup of coffee' (Thank you Megan! .). The other members could hear screaming coming from the living room, they hadn't met or known about Emmy yet. Zexion, Demyx, Marluxia went to investigate.

When they walked into the living room they saw Luxord and Emmy running around throwing poptarts at everything, Luxord had accused the poptarts of calling his mother a name. Roxas and Ally were hiding in the kitchen peaking in through the door.

"Help!" Roxas called when he spotted them.

Luxord and Emmy stopped to look at Roxas, then followed his gaze to where Marluxia, Zexion, and Demyx were standing. Luxord decided to forgive the poptarts and sat in a corner singing the remaining ones a song. Emmy dropped her box of poptarts and staggered over to them. She went up to Zexion and actually had to stare up at him to look at his face. (FYI Zexion is really short and emo. Yeah....)

"You are real-ly short." Emmy stretched out the words.

"Your shorter then I am." Zexion pointed out.

"No Imma giant!" (Refer to the first story.) Zexion looked over the girls shoulder to Ally and Roxas, they both just shrugged. He turned around and left, he wanted to finish his book.

"Who is she?" Marluxia pointed at Emmy.

"Emmy" Emmy pointed at herself. "Who are you lady?" Marluxia was slightly annoyed by he decided to try and explain. He Bent down so he could see her eye to eye.

"No, I'm a man." He explained.

Emmy stared at him with her head tilted to the side. "Cross dresser?" She asked. Everyone snickered, while Marluxia started grinding his teeth.

"No.'"

"Are you sure your not a lady?" Emmy asked.

"Yeah I'm a guy." He assured her.

"How do you know?" Emmy asked.

"That's easy I have a...."

"No!" Ally interrupted.

"You have a what?" Emmy asked again, Marluxia whispered in her ear a word I wish not to have on paper.

"What's that?" Emmy asked.

"If you tell her, I swear to God I'll kill you!" Ally threatened. Marluxia whispered the answer into Emmy's ear again, and Emmy's face went through a series of stages. First she seemed content, then she seemed confused, then shocked, then scared, finally horrified.

"Wa?" She cried.

"You ass hole!" Ally tried to jump on him but Roxas held her back. During the short time Emmy had been at the castle Ally, Arue, and Emmy had gotten very close. (Mostly because they were all girls and Larxene is a bitch. Hey, everyone's thinking it I'm just saying it. I mean seriously the only person she likes is Marluxia. Seriously.... okay back to the story!)

"I'm slightly confused so, I'm just gonna leave..." Demyx left without another word.

"Who are you?" Emmy asked Marluxia.

"My name is Marluxia but you can call me Mar Mar." Marluxia told her.

"Mar Mar the cross dresser." Emmy said out loud to remember it.

"I'm not a cross dresser!" He screamed. Emmy looked like she was going to cry but Saix interrupted her by coming in looking pissed.

"What's wrong Saix?" Roxas asked. Saix mumbled something under his breath.

"He lost his ducky."' Emmy said.

"How do you know." Ally asked her.

"Know what?" Emmy asked.

"She's like a mini version of Luxord." Mar Mar said mostly to himself.

"Ello! you called?" Luxord popped up behind them, he was caressing a poptart.

"How did you get over here? You were just in the corner!" Mar Mar screamed.

"........ I've forgotten what we were talking about." Luxord starting eating the poptart.

"Is something wrong with you?" Roxas asked Luxord, but he was too distratracted by his poptart. "Luxord?"

"Where is he? He owes me money!" Luxord started looking around.

"We have to find the duck first then we'll find him." Emmy told Luxord.

"But, he is Luxord." Ally reminded him.

"Hold on, we have to find the duck first!" Luxord shouted.

"Let's go find the ducky. Land ho!" Emmy cried then she and Luxord ran down the hallway with Saix running after them.

Roxas, Ally, and Mar Mar followed Luxord, Emmy, and Saix as they ran down the hallways of the castle. They looked in the kitchen, ruining the lunch Xladin was making. (He was pissed!) They looked through all the rooms then started looking in the bedrooms. They went to Zexion's room first, which was very dark and emo looking. Luxord and Emmy got scared and immediately shut the door. Then they double checked Saix's room, nothing in there. They didn't find much until they got to Axel's room were they found Axel and Arue..... wrestling...... well that's what they had to tell Emmy later. They searched through all the rooms, Emmy constantly asked what Axel and Arue were really doing. Mar Mar kept trying to tell her, but Ally managed to gag him with a sock. (Don't ask me were she got it from.)

They went to Emmy's room to check and were shocked at what they found. The whole room was filled with stuffed animals and plushies. there was another door which was probably a closet and a hammock hung near the ceiling which we'll find out later is the bed. (FYI the ceiling is really high up and the hammock is really high up. You have to wonder how she gets up there.................. look a blinking light!.... blink..... blink....... blink..... blink.... oh wait... I'm doing something..... O yeah story... forgot...) Emmy dove into the pile of stuffed animals and started swimming around. (All you could see was her bunny ears moving around.)

"Not here!" She called and started moving back towards the door.

The last room they hadn't check yet was Luxord's room. Right when they opened the door they saw the ducky sitting at a table with a visor on and a cigar in it's mouth. The room was dimly lit and it looked like a poker game had just been played.

"There's the son of a bitch!" Luxord ran up to the duck and started yelling at it. "You owe me money!"

"Luxord, you owe him money remember?" Emmy reminded him.

"Oh yeah, how much?" Luxord asked.

"Ten million dollars."

"He owes a duck ten million dollars?" Ally asked.

"That duck is really good at poker." Luxord told them.

"I thought we were playing dodge ball." Emmy said.

"That's not even a card game." Roxas stated.

"What's not a card game?" Emmy asked. Everyone glared at her except for Luxord.

"To the park!" Luxord and Emmy called.

(To be continued.)