Romeo and Juliet

Axelo and Aruliette

Luxord and Emmy got really bored one day so decided to drug everyone, tie them up for a few hours, redecorate the castle, dress everyone up and reenact the play Romeo and Juliet. A few of them have no idea what's going on, others (Axel, Mar Mar, Emmy, and Luxord) knew what was happening and did this willingly.

Arue, and Ally woke in a daze. They stared at each other and were majorly confused. Ally was wearing one of those sexy nurse's outfit (HA HA HA) and Arue was wearing a short dress. (which had a lot of clevege... Why did they dress like that during Shakespeare's time? Harolet! Anyway.) The lights turned off in the room and a spotlight turned on and lit up the door. Emmy and Luxord quickly came through the door and stood side by side (both were wearing mustaches........ Don't ask why).

"Ello, we are the narrators with mustaches." Luxord began.

"And we are here to set the scene." Emmy explained.

"Ehem... Once upon a long ago in a place in Your Rope." Luxord started.

"The place where pizza was invented." Emmy added.

"There were two organizations: The Capinyourass and the Montegooses."

"They really didn't like each other, they were like beer and coffee. What's that called? Irish coffee..... just doesn't fit...." Emmy trailed off.

"Yeah... Well anyways, in the Montegooeses family there was this guy named Axel and he had problems with love... No one could handle his pervertedness. (Is that a word? Yes? okay....)"

"His best friends Roxas and Mar Mar decided to take him to a party to make him feel better and get him a girlfriend. Unfortunatly, they planned to take him to a Capinyourass party."

"Just cause we didn't have enough time we're gonna skip straight to the party." Luxord clapped his hands and the lights turned on. The other organization members were dancing around the large room, Axel, Mar Mar, and Roxas were standing closest to Ally and Arue. Axel came up to Arue, knelt down, took her hand and boldly recited the lines he practiced.

"My dear saint, hear my prayer and grant it, lest I despair."

"Wa?" Arue said more then confused.

"Speak English man!" Ally cried out.

"Kiss me fair maiden!" Axel Translated.

"Hell no!" Arue screamed.

Luckily, Luxord and Emmy had planned for this. Axel stood up then Emmy ran up and pushed Arue into Axel's waiting arms. He took her face into his hands and kissed her fiercely (with tongue!). Arue of course tried to kick and scream. (But you know she enjoyed it. . I am so dead. I pray to god Ally is holding her back.)

"What the hell!" Larxene screamed. She had been forced to play the role of Arue's mother and this was her only line.

"Next scene!" Emmy called. Luxord clapped again and the lights turned off. In the dark somebody grabbed Arue and Ally and carried them to another room. They were placed in a bedroom with a bed, chair, and double doors that led to the balcony. Luxord and Emmy stayed in the room. Arue was still pissed about the kiss (although we know she liked it) and was trying not to attack them.

"Axel and his friends were thrown out of the party." Luxord explained and fingered his mustache. "But he could not forget the lovely maiden. So he went all stalkerish (again, is this a word?) and found her house. He snuck into her yard and stood beaneth her balcony trying to decide if he should say hi, sneak in, or leave. Luckily, Arue went out to the balcony." Luxord and Emmy began shoving Arue and Ally through the doors. They were on what appeared to be a stage built balcony. Below them Axel stood awaiting his cue.

"Arue's thoughts drifted to the man she had met and she began talking to her self." Emmy started reading Arue's part off a note card, and attempted to do it in Arue's voice. "O Axel, O Axel. Wherefore art thou Axel? Deny thy father, and refuse they name, and I will no longer be a Capinyourass."

"Alas, there is more peril in your eye." Axel began reciting from heart.

"Good lord, if your gonna torture us just do it in English!" Ally screamed. Axel was slightly upset at being interrupted, but he shrugged it off. He began climbing up a ladder that led up to the balcony. He took Arue's hand once again and bent down on one knee.

"O lovely maiden, I request your hand in marriage." He asked her dramatically.

"No." Arue replied sternly.

"I'll take that as a yes!" Axel stood and kissed her again, (Tee Hee.) Arue mumbled curse words and tried to push away from him.

"We were too lazy to finish watching the movie so we're gonna skip more parts." Luxord explained. He clapped again. and the lights turned off. Axel stealthily slipped away and took his place for the mini scenes.

"So, Axel is happy and stuff so he went to tell his friends. Along the way he met some more Capinyourasses. They got into a fight.." A spotlight shone down onto a staged fight scene among the members. "and one of Axel's friends was killed." A person pretended to stab Roxas. Roxas looked confused but went along with it, he sort of just fell down on the floor.

"No no no, your doing it all wrong!" Mar Mar told him. "You have to be more dramatic, watch me!" He grabbed someone's fake sword and pretended to stab himself. He began gagging and coughing. He clutched his chest and fell to his knees. "Good-bye cruel world!" He cried then fell to the ground. Everyone around him began applauding. He stood again and began bowing "Thank you, thank you. You've been great."

"Axel, in a fit of fury, killed Arue's cousin.Ó Axel pretended to stab Demyx and he dropped onto the floor. Mar Mar was going to protest but decided not to. "Arue was upset at first but got used to it. Axel was banned from the town and Arue was going to be forced to marry someone else." The spotlight shone onto Xaldin who looked pissed. "Arue and Axel went to a friend for help; Father Big Daddy." The spotlight moved off of Xaldin and went on Zexion, who was standing in the balcony with them.

"Drink this and you'll wake up with Axel, and yaddy yada yada." He threw a bottle at Arue; Arue caught it, and Zexion walked away.

"Some stuff happened." Emmy started talking again. "Arue drank the potion, people thought she was dead. Axel thought she was dead too and he got all emo and depression (like Zexion), and he ended up in her tomb."

Luxord started shoving Ally and Arue towards the ladder and forced them to climb down. When they were all on the bottom Luxord grabbed Arue and forced her to lay down on a platform and pretend to be dead. He tied some ropes hanging from the ceiling to her arms, legs, and waist. Axel came in and began mourning over Arue's 'dead' body.

"I cannot live without my Arue!" He cried out. He took a vial out of his pocket and drank it. He gagged and died dramatically just as Mar Mar had done. Emmy, who had climbed up into the rafters began moving the ropes tied to Arue and controlled her like a puppet.

"O my dear Axel!" Emmy tried to imitate Arue. She controlled Arue's body to poke Axel. "You didn't leave any potion for me!" Emmy imitated again. Luxord came and taped a fake dagger to Arue's hand. Then Emmy used to ropes to make it seem like Arue stabbed herself, then she dropped the ropes and Arue fell.

"Well that was fun." Axel sat up. All the lights turned back on, and everyone started leaving the room. Arue sat up and was furious.

"What the hell is wrong with all of you!" She screamed at them.

"You guys where right." Axel called to Emmy and Luxord. "She's pissed and I had a lot of fun."

"We're gonna leave if you need us, either look in the bar, or in the bathroom. One of us might be hurling....... Check the bar first." Luxord said and he and Emmy left.

Roxas came to Ally and pulled her out of the room to prevent her from getting killed by Arue. Plus he wanted to see her in the sexy nurse outfit. (tee hee) To calm Arue down Axel took her out for a hot cup of coffee. (Ha ha he he he ha ha ha ha he he he he he!!!!!!!! Ha...... I'm an awful person....) Although the 'coffee' didn't make her any calmer.... O well.

Good Night!