Story numba 4!
The Quest for the Taco!
One drunken night, Emmy and Luxord bought a taco from Taco Bell and they believed it was the most amazing taco in the world, so they put it in the basement and set traps. (They are smart when they are drunk....) They forgot it when they sobered up but the next night when they were wasted they remembered and decided to go retrieve it. Of course they couldn't go alone.
"Wake up!" Emmy screamed into a megaphone, which was pointed at Ally's ear.
"WA!!!" She jumped out of her bed and landed with a thud on the floor. "What is wrong with you?" She cried.
"No time for that, we must find the taco!" Emmy grabbed Ally's hand, and pulled her up off the floor. She dragged her into the hallway where they found Axel, Roxas, and Arue standing in their pajamas rubbing their eyes and yawning. Luxord and Emmy had forced them to come as well.
"Righty-o men." Luxord addressed them with a salute. "We are on a mission to retrieve something very valuable. It's being held captive in the basement. Now, it has very tight security so we may end up in perilous situations."
"Why did you call us?" Axel asked them, clutching an Arue plushie. (Victory pose!)
"We have no idea how to get it or where it is." Luxord explained sadly.
"You need to help us find the item." Emmy finished.
"What if we don't help you?" Arue asked.
Emmy and Luxord both smiled creepily, then they both said simialtaniously. "If you don't help us, we'll have to kill you."
"Okay... creepy." Was all Arue replied.
"You said something about peril, what kind of peril?" Roxas asked.
"Knowing them it could be anything." A voice came from down the hallway. Vexen was walking towards them carrying a strange object which looked like a weapon. "I finished this so I though I might as well give it to you before you kill yourself.Ó He handed Emmy the item. It was an umbrella.
"What's this for?" Emmy asked.
"So you don't kill yourself. Now if you excuse me I need to sleep." He walked down the hallway, turned the corner, and disappeared from sight.
"Well now, off we go!" Emmy pointed the umbrella out in front of her and ran down the hallway. Lxord herded them after her. They ran to the basement door and stood in front of it. Luxord and Emmy stared at the door petrified.
"Just open it." Ally yelled.
"It's scary" Emmy said.
"Fine I'll do it." Axel stepped in front of them and threw open the door. They all gasped. The basement looked like a cave from an Indiana Jones movie. They all looked at each other and back to the door.
"Might as well go with it." Emmy said. She had put on a fedora and Luxord put on a incredibly large pimp hat with a huge feather.
"That's not an appropriate hat." Roxas told Luxord.
"Fine." Luxord opened a random door put the pimp hat in it and pulled out a slightly smaller one. "Happy?"
"Let's go!" Emmy and Luxord ran to the basement. Everyone followed them to make sure they wouldn't kill themselves. For about ten minutes they didn't find anything.
"Well this is eventful." Axel said sarcastically.
"Where did we put the first trap again?" Luxord asked. The whole room began to shake and a wall opened up. A boulder began rolling towards them. "Oh yes... there it is...."
"Run!" Ally screamed. They all began running away from the boulder most of them screaming like girls. Emmy and Luxord were trying to remember how to stop the boulder.
"O wait, the only way to stop is to let it run over us...." Emmy recalled.
"O yes. That's right." Luxord and Emmy stopped running.
"Don't stop!" Ally called behind her shoulder.
"Maybe we could destroy it." Luxord suggested.
"That would probably be better then getting smushed. Though I can't say I never tried it." Emmy rambled. "O well, we should probably just smash it." The boulder was a few seconds away from hitting them.
"Should I do it?" Luxord asked. The boulder was now about a foot away from them.
"I wanna try." Emmy took the umbrella weapon and stabbed the boulder with it. The boulder crumbled to pieces. "Fun!" Emmy clapped in delight. Everyone had stopped running and was staring at them with mouths open. (They had a normal conversation while a bolder was rushing at them. You would stare too.)
"Let us continue on!" Luxord cried then walked past them. Emmy followed behind. Everyone looked at each other then shrugged. It was just an Emmy and Luxord thing.
"How many traps did we set?" Emmy asked Luxord.
"I think two cause we didn't expect people to get past the first." He estimated.
"You guys built all of this in one night?" Arue asked.
"We don't know, we think so." Emmy and Luxord shrugged.
"Oh my god." Arue slapped her forehead. She accidently stepped on a square and it activated the second trap. "Shit.." She said when she realized what happened. The floor opened up and they all fell through screaming, Except for Emmy and Luxord. She had opened up her umbrella (Which had bunny ears, a tail, and a face.) and she just floated down, Luxord grabbed onto her ankle. They landed softly on the ground.
"How do we get out of this?" Roxas asked.
"Like I know. I don't even remember when we built this place." Emmy said.
"Same!" Luxord raised his hand and smiled.
"Okay, so what can we do?" Ally asked. She turned to look at Emmy and Luxord and found them sitting on the floor playing goldfish. "What are you guys doing?!" Ally screamed at them.
"Where are we?" They both began looking around.
"I swear to God I'm going to kill you both." Arue threaten.
"Hey Emmy?" Luxord turned back to Emmy ignoring Arue. "What's your power?"
"Vexen told me something but I forgot..." Emmy shrugged.
"Oh, well that's a big help." Axel said sarcastically.
"Anybody got any chalk?" Emmy asked.
"Why would you ask that?" Arue asked.
"I have an olive green crayon!" Luxord exclaimed. (Refer to the first book.)
"That'll do!" She took it from him and started drawing on the floor. She drew a strange looking bird on the stone, and made it really big. (It looked like a chicken, parrot type... thing....)
"Why did you draw that?" Ally asked.
"Cause it's my power thing-a-ma-bob." Emmy explained.
"I thought you said forgot what it was." Arue said.
"I didn't say that." Emmy stood up. "Time to get out!" She took her umbrella and hit the picture with it. The picture started to change so it was more detailed and better looking. (You could actually tell what she was trying to draw..... It was a phoenix by the way..... Tee hee... It looked like a chicken.... God I'm a terrible artist.... I need to learn to draw..... Maybe not..... who are you?) The picture started growing out of the ground, and 10 seconds later a giant phoenix was standing before them.
"Ho-ly crap." Arue breathed.
"Hey Frank." Emmy greeted him.
"Hey Emmy." It replied clearly.
"Holy shit it can talk?" Axel shouted.
"What talks?" Luxord asked.
"The bird." Axel screamed.
"Oh thank god, you hear it too." Emmy sighed in relief. "Hey Frank could you take us to the thing we hid in here yesterday?" Emmy asked him.
"Sure I got nothing better to do." Frank replied. Frank was large enough for everyone to sit on him with room to spare. Everyone climbed onto him and he took off. He flew out of the hole and down the corridor. It took him 5 minutes to reach their destination. Everyone climbed off of him whispering a thank you. "Thanks Frank." Emm slid of last.
"Anytime Emmy. Oh, could you do me a favor?" He asked.
"Sure what?"
"Stop thinking about Irish coffee. When you do it's the only thing we can drink and that stuffs nasty." Frank shuddered.
"I know. Coffee and Alcohol don't mix." Emmy shuddered as well. "Kay bye!" Frank shrunk back to his original size and became a picture again. Nobody reacted. They started getting used to Emmy and Luxord's weirdness.
"There it is!" Luxord pointed to a box sitting on a pedestal. He ran up and grabbed it. He brought it back to Emmy and then opened it. Everyone looked into it.
"A taco?!?!?! You almost killed us for a taco?!?!" Arue screamed.
"Damn, there's no spicy sauce." Emmy pitched it over her shoulder.
"Let's go to White Castle." Luxord decided. He walked to where the pedestal was and pushed down on it. Behind it a door opened and a staircase was revealed.
"There was a stair case right there." Axel screamed at them.
"It's more fun to go the other way." Luxord told them.
"To White Castle!" Emmy cried, then she and Luxord ran up the stairs. Everyone looked at each other then they went up the stairs and went to their rooms. Everyone got nice and cozy when Emmy and Luxord realized they needed a ride. They decided to ask Axel. They opened the door to Axel's room to ask.
"Axel will you take us to....." Luxord's eyes got really wide and he covered Emmy's eyes, He pulled her away and they ran to the kitchen to go comfort the poptarts. (Yes they were going to comfort the poptarts.) They had accidently walked in on Arue and Axel..... wrestling..... again..... (I am so going to die....)
To be continued...