Story numba 6!
Initiation of Amy!
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Another person to torture!)
There was an enormous thunderstorm near the castle that never was. Luxord and Emmy were trying to drown out the noise with karaoke. (They sound better when they're plowed... Unfortunately they were relatively sober.)
"It's raining men!" They both were singing. "Hallelujah! It's raining men! Oh yeah!"
Most of the members were locked in their rooms trying to escape the noise. Other's (Roxas, Ally, Axel, Arue, and Mar Mar) were trying to shut them up.
"Turn it down!" Arue and Ally screamed, but their attempts were futile. The music was just too loud. (Omg I just realized... I know big words!)
Emmy and Luxord sang 'raining men' three times, 'Best Friends' four times, 'The Candy Mountain Cave song' two times, and they managed to convince Axel to sing 'Be My Girl'. (Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!.... Wait, Erin, what are you doing here? Why do you have a baseball bat? O GOD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *One week later.* Anyway...) The lights suddenly went out. Somebody screamed like a little girl (Luxord....) and jumped onto the couch and hid under the cushions. Emmy pulled out an olive green crayon (refer to story 1 and 4) then began drawing on the wall. She drew little egg candles with wings and faces. (some seemed oddly happy, some were mad, and some seemed surprised. Why? I don"t know....) Emmy pulled out her umbrella and hit the wall with it. The egg candles came to life and began hovering around the room giving off enough light for them to see.
"Good thinking Emmy." Ally complimented her.
"But I don't have to pee." Emmy whined. Ally smacked her forehead with her palm.
"What do we do now?" Arue asked, she was watching Luxord and Emmy who had started chasing the flying candles.
"I'm not sure." Mar Mar responded. The candles had begun chasing Luxord and Emmy. The door bell rang and stopped everyone in their tracks.
'I'll get it!" Emmy called. She ran from the room to answer the door. The candles followed her out of the room. Just so they weren't left in the dark everyone followed her.
Since the castle was so large it took them a few minutes to find the entrance (another problem, Emmy had no idea where she was going). When they finally got to the door the visitor began impatiently ringing the bell over and over. Emmy walked carelessly over to the door and opened it. She was about to greet the visitor but she became petrified. She turned around and started screaming then ran and jumped into Luxord's arm. Everyone looked at the visitor and began screaming as well. (Like a little baby... in it's crib!)
The person who had rung the doorbell had long hair draped in front of her face and she was dripping wet. (She looked like the girl from the ring.... anyone got any ice cream? No? Okay....)
"Does my hair really look that bad?" The girl asked.
"Hello!" Emmy called to her clearly forgetting what just happened. "My name is Emmy!" She jumped down from Luxord's arms and ran up to the girl and took her hand. "Come on in." She pulled her inside. "Who are you?"
"Amy." The person replied.
"Do you want a towel or something?" Emmy asked.
"That would help." Amy replied.
"Onee-chan! where are the towels?" Emmy asked Ally. Everyone was still huddled in the corner freaking out. "Onee-chan? Oh well.... Come with me." She began leading Amy around the castle.
Everyone snapped back to their senses and ran after them. They had no idea where Emmy had lead Amy so they were running around in circles. After a while they passed the living room and saw Amy sitting on the couch with the little egg candles flying playfully around her head. Her hair had finally dried and you could actually see her face. She looked normal except she had lemur ears and a tail. She was looking around the room and spotted the others. She smiled and waved to them. They heard a noise then saw Emmy running down the hallway carrying a large pile of towels, the egg candles following behind her. She stopped few doors down and went into one of the rooms. She came back out five seconds later with a smaller pile of towels.
"What are you doing?" Roxas asked.
"It's too hard to find towels so I'm putting some in every other room." Emmy told them. She walked into the living room and handed Amy a towel. "Here you go."
"My hair is already dry, but thanks anyways." Amy declined graciously. (More big words!)
"Emmy, can I talk to you in the hallway?" Ally asked.
"Mkay." Emmy walked back out of the room.
"What did we tell you about letting strangers into the castle?" Arue asked her.
"She not a stranger. I invited her." Vexen popped up behind them holding a candle. Everyone screamed again. "She's here to help me with my research. I just wanted to make sure she got in okay."
"Can you fix the lights?" Emmy asked who was unaffected from Vexen sneaking up on them.
"Already done." Vexen flicked the nearest light switched and the lights turned back on. "Just make sure she goes through the initiation process." Vexen turned around and went back to his room.
"Initiation process?" Luxord asked.
"Yep." Axel started. "Emmy was welcomed because she beat the crap out of Xemnas."
"I'll go get him!" Emmy was about to run but Mar Mar caught her collar.
"Not so fast shorty. The initiation changed since you got here." Mar Mar told her.
"Then what is it?" Emmy and Luxord asked.
"She has to spend a night with you two." Mar Mar told them.
"That doesn't seem so bad." Luxord laughed.
"She has to spend a whole night with you two, while your drunk off your asses." Axel added.
"Ohhhhhh........" Luxord and Emmy both realized what that meant. Luxord went to a door across from the living room and opened it. He pulled out two bottles of whisky and rum. "Where do we go?" Luxord asked.
"In here's fine." Axel pushed them into the living room. "Play nice and try not to break the T.V."
"Do we get poptarts?" Emmy asked.
"I got em." Luxord pulled a pack out of his pocket. Luxord and Emmy set everything down on the table. "Ello there! Care for some rum?" Luxord asked. Arue shut the door and locked it. They hoped to see Amy in the morning.
(Next day.) Axel, Arue, Ally, and Roxas stood outside of the living room door afraid of what they might find. They got the courage to open the door and found Emmy and Luxord doing karaoke again, the room was a disaster area. Everything was broken or covered in poptarts. Amy was sleeping quietly on the couch.
"Hi peoples!" Emmy called out clearly wasted. "Did you bring any food?"
"How did she fall asleep?" Arue asked amazed.
"Who?" Luxord asked.
"Amy." Mar Mar pointed at Amy.
"O god lord there's really a girl on the couch!" Luxord screamed.
"That's a couch?" Emmy asked pointing to the couch. "I thought that was the T.V." Emmy turned around and looked at the real T.V.
"NOOOO!!!!!!!" Axel cried. The screen was cracked and a poptart was sticking out of it. Someone had apparently thrown a poptart with enough force that it broke the T.V.
"That thing told us that we could get mattresses for half price at a store, I called it a liar then I challenged it to a fight. Didn't even last one round." Luxord told them proud of himself.
"What's going on?" Amy woke up and rubbed her eyes. She looked around the room. "What happened here?" She asked.
"Welcome to our lives." Arue said sarcastically.
"Let's make a beef jerky!" Emmy yelled then she and Luxord set off.
To be continued....
Story numba 7!
Attack of the Dust Bunnies!
Author note: I'm really sad and depressed cause I was watching Ally play Kingdom Hearts and we met Luxord...... He was smart! He used big words and h-he wasn't drunk!!!! WAAA!!!!! *Cry*)
Ally, Arue, Amy, Axel (TO MANY 'A' NAMES!!!!!), Roxas, and Mar Mar were searching around the castle. They hadn't heard from or seen Luxord or Emmy all day and they had become very worried.
"HOLY F***! Run for your lives!" Emmy and Luxord's voice came from down the hallway. Arue, Ally, Amy, Axel, and Mar Mar turned around and saw Luxord and Emmy running towards them. Chasing them were giants bunnies that appeared to be made out of dust. (They were giant balls of dust with sharp teeth, ears, and tails. Like pac man.... Tee hee... I said balls.... Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!) Everyone jumped into the nearest room, Luxord and Emmy dove in after them. The door shut behind them and the dust bunnies ran past.
"What the hell was that?" Amy asked.
"Like I said before, 'welcome to our world'." Arue quoted.
"Seriously what were those things?" Roxas asked turning to Emmy and Luxord.
"We were wondering what would happened if dust bunnies could talk to we brought some to life." Luxord explained casually.
"You brought dust bunnies to life?" Axel asked.
"It was either them or beef jerky." Emmy replied.
"Why are they so mad?" Ally asked.
"We set the machine that brought them to life on killer mood." Luxord explained.
"Why?" Mar Mar asked.
"Normal dust bunnies seemed boring so we figured we could either give them funny hats or make them homicidal. We flipped a coin." Emmy shrugged. Everyone stared at them incredulously.
"How do we get rid of them?" Ally asked.
"I don't know... 1972?" Luxord randomly said.
"Are you listening to what we're saying?" Axel looked at them sternly. Luxord and Emmy stared back at him with dumfounded expression.
"Group hugs!" They both called and attempted to hug other people.
"Could we get back to the problem at hand?" Amy asked pushing Luxord away. Luxord and Emmy stopped and looked at each other. Then they lifted their hands and looked at them, flipping them over to look at the other side.
"She didn't mean that!" Arue screamed. "She was referring to the giant killer bunnies out in the hallway.
"No way!" Emmy's eyes got really wide.
"I don't believe you." Luxord folded his arms stubbornly.
"They're out in the hallway, remember?" Axel reminded him.
"We'll see about that." Luxord went to the door and opened it. Sitting right outside was one of the giant dust bunnies. When it saw Luxord it roared at him blowing bad morning breath into the room. "Well I'll be damned." Luxord turned around to look back at them. "You were right." Mar Mar ran up and slammed the door shut then locked it. The bunny began ramming into the door causing plaster to fall from the wall and ceiling.
"The door's not gonna last!" Mar Mar cried.
"What do we do?" Amy asked panic stricken.
Emmy pulled out her infamous olive green crayon and drew a door on a different wall then the original door. She took out her umbrella and hit the freshly drawn door. The knob popped out of the wall and Arue went up to try and turn it but it wouldn't budge.
"It won't open!" Arue looked at Emmy.
"Well duh, you have to knock first." Emmy knocked on the door and it opened slightly. A little man with a beard peeked out. He looked like a garden gnome. (Minus the garden.)
"What do you want?" It asked grumpily looking at Arue.
"Hi Nesty." Emmy waved at him. The gnome looked at Emmy and his face hanged from a scowl to a grin.
"Emmy! So nice to see you!" The gnome smiled widely at her.
"Do you mind if we walk through your house? The other door is blocked." Emmy asked.
"No of course not! Come in come in, just wipe your feet and don't touch anything." He shot a dirty glance at Luxord. Luxord looked down at the floor feeling guilty. (Long story... you might find out later...) The gnome opened the door and gestured for everyone to come in. Emmy walked in and everyone followed. Luxord made of show of become polite and attempted to walk into the gnome's house. He tripped on the carpet and knocked down a table with a vase shattering it onto the floor. The gnome smacked his forehead with his palm and shut the door.
The house they were walking through looked to big to be fitting in the wall but it was built for the height of a gnome. The ceilings were so low that everyone had to crouch down to be able to fit. (Except for Emmy who is short *No I'm a giant!* Who said that?............ Maybe I do have multiple personality disorder. *No you don't!* I think I do. *No you don't.* I think I do. 'Hey what are you guys talking about?')
"Emmy?" Ally caught up to Emmy. "Who is that guy?"
"He's Nesty, the wall gnome." Emmy replied.
"Wall gnome?" Amy looked around at everyone but they all shrugged. "Aren't gnomes lawn decorations?"
"No they live in peoples walls." Luxord answered.
"How do you know about them?" Axel asked.
"Every drunken idiot knows about them." Luxord shrugged. "Plus last time we visited him I sort of broke a lot of stuff." He rubbed his neck nervously.
"Thousands of dollars worth of stuff." Nesty reminded him.
"I payed you back." Luxord reminded him.
"With Chuckee cheese tokens." He scowled at him.
"Hey, those are cool. You can get a lot of stuff with them." Luxord smiled remembering his past experiences.
"Could we get back to the problem of the giant killer dust bunnies?" Ally looked angrily around the room.
"What's the problem?" Emmy asked.
"Well they're made of dust, they're alive, they're bunnies, oh and they're killer!" Arue screamed.
"That seems like a big problem." Emmy rubbed her chin with her index finger and thumb. "Well I'm no gym teacher, but maybe you could get a giant vacuum."
"That...... could actually work." Axel was thinking it through.
"It's crazy, I mean where are we going to find a giant vacuum cleaner?" Arue asked sarcastically.
"Under my bed." Luxord responded ignoring the fact that Arue's question was sarcastic.
"Seriously?" Mar Mar asked.
"Yeah, I asked Emmy to make me one cause I didn't want to clean my room." He explained. Everyone stared at him. "What? do I have something on my face?" Luxord started wiping his face.
"Okay this is what we do." Axel took charge. "We get to Luxord's room, get the giant vacuum cleaner, suck up the bunnies, and burn the vacuum." Everyone nodded in agreement. "Nesty? Is there a back door?" Axel tried to turn around but was unsuccessful.
"Turn to your right, there is a door in the kitchen." He pointed to the entrance just to the right. Everyone went through the entrance single file and stood waiting in the kitchen. "This door leads to the entrance hall. " Nesty informed them.
"I'm going to open the door and everyone run straight to Luxord's room." Mar Mar stood with his hand on the door knob. "Ready?" He asked, everyone nodded. "Go!" He threw open the door and everyone ran from the room.
They ran down the corridor in the direction of the rooms. The bunnies found them and ran after them. Emmy and Luxord both were incredibly clumsy and one of them tripped bringing the other one down with them. (I don't know who tripped who...... that doll is staring at me.....) One of the bunnies slowed down and gobbled them up.
"They got Sam!" Ally cried.
"What?" Amy looked at her.
"Whoops wrong person." Ally blushed.
"Just keep running!" Arue called.
"But what about them?" Mar Mar inclined his head back to indicate Luxord and Emmy.
"We'll save them later!" Axel yelled. They ran full speed ahead to Luxord's room. When they got there they shut the door and locked it to buy time. "Check under the bed!" Axel commanded. Amy got there first and dropped to the floor. She peeked underneath the bed and gasped.
"What is it?" Ally asked dropping down beside her, she gasped as well.
Underneath Luxord's bed was a mini doorway labeled the 'The Gates of Hell'. Sitting next to it was the nozzle for a vacuum cleaner. They followed it with their eyes to a large hole in the wall and saw a big vacuum sitting in it. Amy and Ally reached and grabbed the vacuum and pulled trying not to disturb the Gates of Hell. They got it out from under the bed and plugged it into the wall. They set it up right by the door and prepared to use it.
"Ready?" Axel asked preparing to open the door.
"Yeah." Ally held the hose Amy had her finger on the on switch.
"Go!" Mar Mar called. Axel opened the door and Amy flicked the switch. The dust bunnies standing outside of the door got sucked into the vacuum.
"Is that it?" Arue asked.
"I guess so...." Roxas looked around. "What about Emmy and Luxord?"
"Ello!" Luxord jumped into view. He was standing in the door way holding a bottle of whisky.
"Anyone got any limes?" Emmy poked her head around the door frame.
"How did you two get out?" Mar Mar asked.
"........................................................ You know what's a funny name: Turd Fergonson." Emmy ignored them.
"We're never going to find out what happened are we?" Amy asked.
"..................... RAVE!!!!!!" Emmy cried happily. She pressed a button on the wall and all of the lights in the castle turned techno colored and started spinning and flashing. Juking music came n and the dancer nobodies came out of random rooms. Emmy and Luxord began running and juking all over the house.
"Might as well go with it." Axel started following Luxord and Emmy around raving with them.