Dont own bleach, or shrek. And sorry for the long delay in updating. Anyway, enjoy...

Who knows who found out, but as Kenpachi and Retsu were out celebrating, the news that they were getting married spread. And Shunsui and Jyuushiro soon found out.

"Tomorrow we should have a party! With the whole Soul Society invited!" Shunsui had another one of his ideas.

"Again? They already have had a party thrown for them."

"Well this reason's specialer."

"Specialer is not a work old friend."

"Oh well, we'll just have to go see them tomorrow."

"Now that's a good idea."

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"Hanataro!" Isane called.

"What?"

"Captain Unohana and Captain Zaraki are getting married!"

"Oh, really?"

"Yes!"

"We'll be invited to their wedding, right?"

"Of course!"

"But what if the Squad 11 members bully us like they always do?"

"They won't with their captain and our captain there. Hanataro, you worry too much."

"I do?"

"Yes, you do."

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"Hey, Ikkaku!"

"What Yumichika?"

"Captain Zaraki's finally getting married!"

"Really?" the 3rd seat jumped up.

"Yes, would I joke about something this monumental?"

"It's not that important."

"What do you mean it's not important? Our captain has finally found a girl! And he's marrying her! That's very important."

"Whatever."

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Kenpachi and Retsu were happily eating, unaware that the news was spreading, or how fast.

"So, Kenpachi, when do you want to get married?"

"Whenever you want."

"You're the kind of guy who doesn't get excited over wedding preparations and leaves it all to his soon-to-be wife, aren't you?"

"No!" Kenpachi huffed, seemingly offended.

"Then what color scheme would you like?"

"What?"

"I knew it!" Retsu said, smiling a triumphant smile.

"You tricked me!"

"Sure…" Retsu laughed, while Kenpachi stared at his food, defeated.

The two were walking back, enjoying the night. As they walked past the 4th Division Kenpachi "felt" something.

"Feel like we're bein' watched?"

"Kind of." Retsu glanced around. "There seems to be more people out than usual. Not doing a very good job of trying to act like they're not looking at us. Or am I just paranoid?"

"Maybe it's another traitor, tryin' to kill us." Kenpachi said with a shark-like smile.

"Well, lucky for me I have a big, strong body guard. Kenpachi?"

"Ya?" The couple was nearing the 11th.

"Do you hear whispering?"

"Ya."

"They know, don't they?"

"Yep."

Retsu's face got very red. "Oh no." When they got to Kenpachi's place they sat down, and Retsu leaned against Kenpachi, sighing.

"What's wrong, tired?"

"No."

"Somethin' 'bout everyone knowin'?"

"Ya, I didn't want the whole Soul Society to know this fast."

"Hmm." Kenpachi kissed her on the forehead, thinking for a minute. "Let's get some sleep. Everything will seem better in the morning, or so they say. Besides, Isane told you to take tomorrow off, right?"

"Yes."

"So we have nothing to do tomorrow?"

"Ya, that means we can…" she never finished her sentence, for she had fallen fast asleep.

Kenpachi turned out the light and carried the sleeping Retsu to bed.

"Not the gumdrop buttons!" Retsu yelled in her sleep, soon after Kenpachi had placed her on the bed and had just laid down himself.

"Gumdrop buttons? What in the world is she dreaming about? I'll have to ask her about it in the morning." Kenpachi said to himself, rolling over and pulling the blankets closer.

Unfortunately for Kenpachi and Retsu, tomorrow wasn't going to be as lovely as they had thought…

I plan on torturing Kenpachi a lot in the future... Please read, then review! Then ill be happy. And a happy author is an author that...ill get back to that in a while when i think of something.