sorry this one's kinda short. Sadly, I don't own Bleach. Ya, and during the summer, my sense of time gets distorted, as in I think it's a different day than it is. So i'm blaming updating late on that... And you can thank a certain video game for the update. Cuz I got mad at it and decided to take a break and do something useful. And I'll probably get mad at it again.
Kenpachi, Yumichika, Shunsui, Jyuushiro, Nanao, and, of course, Retsu, were, yet again, shopping. But this time, to his demise, it was for Kenpachi.
They grabbed several tuxedos and made Kenpachi try them on.
"That one looks great on you Captain! It really brings out your character!"
"Yumichika?"
"What?"
"They ALL LOOK THE SAME!"
"No, they have different…."
"Just be quiet. Frickin' fruit." Kenpachi mumbled.
"Kenpachi?" Jyuushiro asked.
"What?"
"Is your 5th seat alright?"
"No, I think he got dropped on his head when he was younger. From high up." The two laughed.
"That one does fit. Ok, we're done."
"Finally!"
On the way back, Retsu and Nanao laughed about Kenpachi in a tux, Kenpachi sulked, Yumichika was talking about how the tuxedos were all different, and Shunsui and Jyuushiro talked.
"Kenpachi?"
"Huh?"
"Maybe Yumichika is actually colorblind."
"Maybe he is…."
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"Are you still sulking?"
"No."
"Oh, really. Then what are you doing."
"Thinking."
"About what?"
"Nothing."
"Let me guess, you're thinking up ways to kill someone."
"Kind of."
"Who?"
"Don't know." Kenpachi continued to sulk.
"Come on! Why don't we take a break from everything and go see a GOOD movie this time?"
"What kind of movie?"
"Oh… how 'bout a romantic one?"
"No."
"Please?"
Don't look. Don't look. Don't look. Don't…
"Hey, Captain?"
"IKKAKU!" Kenpachi (luckily without seeing Retsu's face) ran after Ikkaku, sword out, with the intent to kill. Why did he always make him look at her face? Wait, he never did. Oh well. Kenpachi continued his chase.
Kenpachi walked back in. (He had forgotten about the movie thing.) To be greeted by, "the face". Kenpachi swore, then said, "Fine."
"Yay! Come on, it'll be fun." Retsu told him, while grabbing him and pulling him back out the door. Had he lost some of his "come-near-me-and-I'll-kill-you-ness?" At least there would be no shopping this time.
Stupid bird thing...I'm gonna kill it. That game has a knack for getting me mad at it. But it's fun, so i keep playing... Oh, yes, sorry, next chapter: the wedding!