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They ended up seeing a romantic, two-tissue movie.

Retsu was currently leaning on Kenpachi's shoulder, sobbing. Kenpachi was alternating between being bored out of his mind, not seeing what was so sad, to wanting to kill something, to wanting to escape.

"Wasn't it sad?" Retsu asked after the movie.

"Ya."

"At least it had a good ending." Retsu had just stopped crying.

"Don't see what was so sad." Kenpachi mumbled.

"What?"

"Just sayin' how sad it was."

"Wasn't it, especially that one part."

"Yep."

"Did you have fun?"

"Ya. Did you?"

"Yes! See, aren't movies, GOOD movies, fun?"

"Ya… he didn't really see what she saw in movies. Unless it had killing and blood. Then it was entertaining.

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It was a beautiful wedding. Retsu looked stunning in her dress, and Kenpachi looked great in his tuxedo. He, like Retsu, had his hair down, for the first time in a long time. Kenpachi had a, "say anything and you're dead," look on his face.

After they had gotten married, the went to cut the cake. (a chocolate cake) Only to find it had been eaten. By a certain pink-haired girl.

"Yachiru! You're grounded from candy for 50 years!"

"But, Ken-chan! It was chocolate!"

She got a glare in return.

"Luckily I thought ahead." Nanao said, bringing out a another, albeit smaller, non-chocolate cake.

"I'll make you something chocolate later, ok?" Retsu whispered to him. He sighed in return. He had really been looking forward to that cake. Oh well.

He decided going through all the torture was worth it, to see Retsu happy.

Retsu was very happy. She noticed Kenpachi was trying not to look like he was being horribly tortured. She figured he must really love her to not sneak off.

"Thanks, Kenpachi."

"For what?"

"For going through all this me."

He mumbled something in reply.

"You look really good in that tux."

Shift of feet.

"And you look better with your head down."

Look the other way.

"You look sexy." She whispered in his ear, as best she could, considering the height difference. "You're blushing!" she laughed.

"I'm not blushing!"

"Did you suddenly get sunburned?"

"No."

"Then you're blushing."

"No."

"Our captain is blushing? You've gotten in touch with your feminine side!" Yumichika said, doing his wiggly thing.

"Shut up if you want to live. And where'd the sparkles come form?"

"Who's blushing?" Shunsui asked, walking up.

"No one." Kenpachi replied, looking the other way.

"Shunsui, I need your help." Nanao dragged him off.

"Feminine side my butt."

"You blushed."

"Humph." Kenpachi then muttered, "Did not."

Retsu hugged him, still laughing. "Normal people blush once in a while, you know." Retsu kissed him on the cheek. "Come on, let's re-join the party."

"So, Captain. Where you goin' for your honeymoon?"

"Some place Ichigo told us about. Las Vegas or somethin'.

XxXxXx Wedding Bells: Shinigami Golden, Alternate Ending xXxXxXxX

Retsu and Kenpachi had just gotten married. They turned to go cut the cake, when they heard an explosion. They looked up, to see a golden flash. And then a smiling Kukaku falling down. She landed right in the cake. The chocolate cake, the one Kenpachi had been lookin forward to eating. Luckily, Nanao had an extra.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!Sorry, but i don't do weddings, never really been to one, so its hard to write about one in detail. Shinigami Golden idea is credited to Cocoa. And umm... please, please review. Next chapter: the honeymoon! Viva Las Vegas! Shows, gambling, money, hotels, and...what does Byakuya have to do with all this?