AN: YO! Look! Ash (Willowfly) gave me permission to post her AWESOMELY FUNNY try at this prompt! I am SO happy that you guys get to read it as well! So again, I will post this stuff

Prompt: Stupid Donatello

Time: 20 Min

Completed?: Yes

Story: COMEDY!

Own Turtles?: NO.


"Wait… what?"

Don was squinting at his brother like he'd just grown two new heads, both of them making absolutely no sense at all. He might as well be speaking Puerto Rican for all he knew.

Yeah, Don was definitely not very good at this. It was like, for the first time in his entire life he felt… stupid.

"You don't get it, Don?" Raph stared with his mouth slightly agape. By the look of him, he might as well have been witnessing the apocalypse.

Don could only smile sheepishly, shrugging as he felt the flush of embarrassment creeping up his face. "Uh, no…"

"How can you not get that Don!" Mikey shrieked, looking so obviously entertained. "Seriously, do we have to explain it to you?"

"Um… just… just give me a minute" Don stammered with a knot in his brow. He had no idea what that gesture meant, nor the reason why Mikey had exploded into uncontrollable laughter after Raph had made it.

They had been talking about Karai just a minute ago. Well, if you could call it talking. The last half hour, with Leo gone on a training run, had turned quickly into the Idiot's Guide for Dirty Jokes. Donny could only hope and pray that Leo would come back soon and rescue him from this nightmare.

Mikey was looking at him again, suddenly sober and stone faced. "Seriously, Don. You out of all people… It's just, uh… anatomy?"

Ok, he definitely did NOT like the tone in Mikey's voice, nor the fit of laughter that followed.

How could anatomy possibly be a question?

And great, now they were definitely laughing at him. Oh god he felt stupid.

At the mention of Karai, the whole conversation had digressed into talking about Leo behind his back. When Mikey made some interesting comment about the supposed real reason Leo went on his training runs, and then… the gesture.

But what could that possibly mean?

Leo and Karai…

Donny was trying his hardest to concentrate with his brother's laughter still ringing through the Lair. That is, until it was suddenly cut short.

He must have had his eyes screwed shut in concentration, replaying that gesture over and over again in his head, trying to make some sense of it.

Leo was there, still sweaty from his training run, heading towards the shower. Raph and Mikey followed him closely with a mischievous sparkle in their eyes. Mikey was struggling so hard to keep his laughter under wraps, he was physically biting his lip.

When Leo was out of sight, Raph looked back to Don again, and then… it happened.

"Do you think?" Mike giggled, eyes still glued to the spot where Leo had vanished.

"Oh yeah" Raph nodded with a grin. "He definitely got some"

Now this was REALLY confusing. Got some… what? What could Leo have possibly gotten on that training run that was so utterly hilarious? And it had SOMETHING to do with Karai.

"Ok, I give up" Donny moaned with frustration, desperately begging Raph with his eyes for an explanation.

Raph shook his head with a grin. "Ok, Don. One last time before the joke dies."

"Ok"

"Now pay attention."

Slowly, Don nodded.

Smiling deviously, he motioned with his left hand, two fingers pinched into a circle. "Ok, this is Karai."

Then, he motioned with his right "and this this is dirty ole' Leo" he chuckled, extending a finger.

Mikey burst into another fit of giggles as the two met and Don's face suddenly paled.

Leo… and… Karai… and… ANATOMY.

Immediately, he couldn't hold it back. It was… so painfully, HILARIOUSLY obvious. He was laughing so hard at himself he had tears in his eyes.

Oh god he was dumb.

AN: She thinks that she can't do comedy, what do you THINK!?!