A Match Made in Hell

by Cazcatharsis

2007movieverse: drabbles: The newest addition to the Decepticon team has Frenzy acting... well, normal... much to the chagrin and amusement of the guys. Warning for cussing and implied smexings between spastic bots

2. boner

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Bonecrusher hated dreaming. He hated the weird flashing lights and the feeling like there was something crawling around his innards. He hated the strange voices and the scratching sensations.

"Frenzy! Oh! OH! Oh, do that again!"

cackle "Frenzy loves t-t-tappin' that asssssssss."

squeal

FLASH

"OOOOOOOOOOOH! Oh, damn boy, you know how to do me right!"

"Frenzy knows everything."

"Oh really? Do you know what this does?"

pause "N-n-nooo."

"Then you don't know EVERYTHING, do you?"

bzzzzzzzzzz

"That t-t-t-ickles!" pause "Do it again!"

But most of all, he hated waking up and realizing it was not a dream. "What the Pit?"

"Oh shit."

"Run?"

"Rrrrrrrrun. Hide behind CadeCade."

Bonecrusher hated Barricade too, and was quite sure this was HIS idea. "GET OUT OF ME, YOU DIRTY LITTLE BASTARDS!"

All Bonecrusher heard after that was two screeching voices and two pairs of little metal feet skittering madly away from him. "Glitched out psycho-bots." He attempted transformation so he could at least shoot one rocket off at the quickly retreating couple, but something inside him started to smoke halfway through. Only his head and one arm made it free, but the rest was still in alt-mode.

Blackout walked into the room and, seeing Bonecrusher stuck in mid-transformation, just HAD to ask what the hell happened.

"THE LITTLE FUCKERS FRIED HALF MY CIRCUITS! I'M STUCK!"

Blackout fell over laughing. "Next time lock yourself up, dumbass!"

Bonecrusher hated Blackout too.