G/N

Yes, G/N stands for GRIMM NOTE since there's more than one author on this account. I'm Grimm. Hullo there, you all know me, unfortunately for you. Sorry for the lack of updates for the past.... months. Um, this one should be funny. Short, but I don't know how else to write it.

"I want to meet Fay." the girl said. Yuuko just stared at her for a minute. Watanuki tried to not laugh. Yuuko blinked.

"I'm sorry. What was that?"

"I want to meet Fay Florite. The wizard." the girl said again, rather impatiently. Yuuko blinked three times.

"Oh. Um, are you by any chance from the parallel dimension....?" she asked, still blinking. The girl shrugged.

"I'm pretty sure I'm dreaming, but I might as well have a good dream, right? I read xxxHOLiC quite a bit. These four wannabe authors on the internet started this account called CLAMP Doujinshi, and one of them started this story where we get to make up a scenario where you, Ms Yuuko, answer one of our wishes." the girl shrugged. "I guess it got into my dream a bit, because now I'm dreaming of you people, and I would like to meet Fay." she said. Yuuko blinked a few more times, ignoring Watanuki, who had disappeared and was laughing hysterically in the other room.

"All dreams are connected, yes...." Yuuko pondered for a moment. She grinned. "THERE IS A PRICE."

"I know. You seem to say that a lot.... in Holic and in the internet fanfiction...." the girl was interrupted by Watanuki who had just come in from laughing his guts out.

"What the hell is HOLIC?" he asked her. She looked at him like he was an idiot.

"The manga you're in, Watanuki-kun..... huh?" Watanuki was laughing again, going into the other room.

"I...I... I'M IN A MANGA THAT'S SO FRICKN HILARIOUS OH KAMI PLEASE STOP I'M DIIEIIIIIIIING!" he rolled around on the floor, Mokona dancing next to him.

"Manga! Manga! Manga!"

"Shuttup, Pork Bun."

Yuuko and the girl just stood there, watching them.

"This is an interesting dream." the girl said, turning to Yuuko. Yuuko shrugged.

"I'm glad to hear it. You do know that I can't grant your wish, right?"

"Why not?" the girl asked. Now it was Yuuko's turn to wear a patronizing look.

"How are you supposed to pay me? You're dreaming." she said, poking the girl once with her hookah. "Wake up already. You're starting to give Kimihiro-kun seizures."

G/N

Sorry, didn't know how else to put it.