Hey everyone! I'm updating! Aren't you so happy!? Yes, I know you are! Well, I've been super busy. Did you guys see the Twilight movie? I won't say anything but, IT WAS AMAZING! I loved it! So, here's a little song quote for this chapter.
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And I stare, at the phone He still hasn't calledAnd then you feel so low you can't feel, nothing at all And you flashback to when he said "Forever and always" Ooohooh, and it rains in your bedroom, everything is rains when you're here and it rains when you're gone. Cause I was there when you said "Forever and always." -- "Forever&Always" By Taylor Swift.
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That really didn't have much to do with the chapter, or even the story. But, I've been listening to it non-stop, so I though you guys might enjoy it. Let's get going with the story!
Disclaimer-- I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT. I probably never will. You see, I kidnapped Emmett and Edward. Stephenie has not called me yet to give me the rights, so, for now. I DON'T ANYTHING! Although, Emmett and Edward are quite fun to play with.
Klutz4u has signed on.
ManlyEm has signed on.
EmotionsMan has signed on.
ManlyEm: I'm sorry Bella! I didn't mean any harm!
Klutz4u: I hate you Emmett. Because of YOU, all my candy is gone. YOU MEANIE!
EmotionsMan: Technically, all your candy is gone, because of me. -laughs evilly-
ManlyEm: YEAH! It really is HIS fault. HAHAHA!
Klutz4u: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOLD HIM WHERE MY DAMN CANDY WAS, EMMETT! IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU… -sniffle- I might still have my tootsie roll pops.
EmotionsMan: It's what you get for bedazzling my clothes.
Klutz4u: THIS IS WAR JASPER! I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU WISH YOU COULD CRY!
ManlyEm: Eh. Mah. Gawd.
EmotionsMan: I'm going to pretend you didn't just say that Emmett….
Klutz4u: Jasper, just so you know, Alice doesn't know about this little 'war' yet. She can tell me anything. Bye for now. -smiles evilly-
Klutz4u has signed off.
EmotionsMan: Oh…Crap… EMMETT, DO YOU STILL HAVE OUR LITTLE TOY BOMBS!?
ManlyEm: I am not telling you. I know what Bella's bad side is like, AND I AM NOT GOING BACK!
EmotionsMan: Aw, but Emmett! I'm YOUR BROTHER.
ManlyEm: Well.. Not really. Your more… an adopted brother type thing.
EmotionsMan: Whatever Emmett!
FashionIsLuv has signed on
FashionIsLuv: Jazzy, why did Bella want to know where your soldier uniform thingy was?
EmotionsMan: SHE DID NOT! Alice, darling, did you tell her where it is?
FashionIsLuv: I gave it to her. Jazzy, you needed to get rid of the ratty old thing, anyway! It was SO clashing with the rest of the stuff in your closet.
FashionIsLuv: Jazzy?
FashionIsLuv: JAZZY!? WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME!?
ManlyEm: Ha! This is too good… I'm going to go help Bella! Bye Alice!
ManlyEm has signed off.
EmotionsMan has been disconnected due to the fact he has gone into vampire shock ( A/N: Remember, In Breaking Dawn? When Bella asked if vampires could go into shock? WELL THEY CAN! Hehe.)
FashionIsLuv: OOH! Shopping time!
FashionIsLuv has signed off
MountainEd has signed on.
ManlyEm has signed on.
Klutz4u has signed on.
MountainEd: Alright, will you guys tell me NOW why there's a big bonfire on the back lawn? I'm a vampire…. Fires aren't exactly my friend.
ManlyEm: Bells, you tell him. -laughing-
Klutz4u: Alright, Emmett, before I go on with our story, why did you type laughing? I'm sitting across from you in Alice's closet. I CAN SEE YOU LAUGHING!
ManlyEm: Yes, you can! BUT EDDIE CAN'T!
MountainEd: Erm, Emmett? I'm in here too. I'm sitting right next to you. AND DON'T CALL ME EDDIE!
(A/N: Just in case you were wondering, there all on laptops. The reason they aren't talking out loud is because Bella and Emmett are afraid Jasper will hear them. Hope I cleared that up!)
Klutz4u: Calm down, boys! Alright so this is what went down, Eddie. Jasper stole my candy, and got rid of all of it-
MountainEd: And what's so bad about that?
Klutz4u: MY CANDY IS GONE EDWARD! NOW SHUT IT WHILE I TELL MY STORY! Anyway, I declared war with Jasper, so, I asked Alice if she knew where his confederate soldier uniform thingy was, and so she gave it to me. Then, Emmett, and I went down to the basement, and Emmett got Jasper's bomb shelter, and we brought it out to the bag yard. I then, threw the soldier outfit thingy into the bomb shelter, and set it on fire. End of story.
MountainEd: Is that why whenever I tried to listen to Emmett's thoughts he was singing "That's Just The Way We Roll" By the Jonas Brothers…?
Klutz4u: Yes, that is why Eddie-poo! Good job!
ManlyEm: AND DON'T EVEN START TO MAKE FUN OF THE JONAS BROTHERS! I'M LIKE, THEIR BIGGEST FAN! (A/N: Whoop! GO EMMETT & THE JONAS BROTHERS!)
Klutz4u: GO EMMETT! Anyway, that's why we are hiding in here, also. Jasper probably will rip me into little tiny pieces.
ManlyEm: And I'm afraid he'll break my Wii…. AGAIN. I'm not buying another one!
MountainEd: How many has Jasper broken this month?
Klutz4u: Um, just Wii's or all gaming systems included?
MountainEd: All gaming systems.
Klutz4u: 24... And counting.
(Then all of a sudden, there is loud stomping and smashing noises heard throughout the Cullen household.)
Klutz4u: Make that 25.
ManlyEm: NOT AGAIN! Oh snap… I think he's coming into the room! BE QUIET!
(Jasper stomps into the room, and screams "EMMETT! BELLA! I KNOW YOUR IN HERE! AND EDWARD CAN'T PROTECT YOU NOW!" and then Jasper lunges into the closet, only to be met by a very angry, protective Edward.)
Klutz4u has signed off.
ManlyEm has signed off.
MountainEd has been signed off by Bella.
A/N:
Ooh! Who do you think wins? Let me know in a review!
So the song for this chapter was….
"That's Just The Way We Roll" By The Jonas Brothers.
Reason why? Because, well, in the chapter, that's just the way Emmett and Bella roll! Ha-ha, makes sense, right? RIGHT!?
See that little button thingy down there? Yeah, the one towards the middle? Click it! And you see that little box that pops up? Type YOUR review of the chapter in it! See? Isn't that nice? And one of the best parts is, it makes me happy! YAY!
-Josie-