OFFICER SLAYER
Kaitlyn has passed the New York State test for becoming a police officer and is now an official Street Crimes Officer, who has the full authority of normal police, plus the allowance to search, arrest or interrogate suspects without legalized permission. She also can carry a firearm, legally. Now that Kate is a cop, she can go into police files to find information about vampire or demon activity. She still wonders how she got this job, why normal channels weren't needed. Kate is driving her normal car which now has police sirens and integrated strobe lights, when she pulls over a car. She walks up and the people inside look at her in fear. They are vampires that just robbed a gas station, and they know she is the slayer. Kaitlyn pulls them out and fights them and dusts them. Meanwhile, Shawn is walking around town and finds a demon that is 4 inches tall. He stares as it for a few minutes and it stares back. He steps on it. Willow is still finding new info on bizarre attacks on people, since she is a med student at Arden Hill Hospital. She reports to Giles on her lunch break about a person that claims they were attacked by leprechauns.
Spike and Shawn head out to find these leprechauns all the while, Spike complaining that leprechauns don't exist, "You know how many times I've searched for the end of a rainbow to find a leprechaun and found nothing in my lifetime?"
Shawn responding, "Ah, come on, maybe we'll get a lifetime supply of skittles."
Spike, "I think that spell a bit back messed with your head."
Kate meanwhile is doing her job and dusts some more vampires and runs one down with her car. It is decapitated and dusts. Shawn and Spike go to the house where the person lived that was attacked.
Before walking in Shawn eats a couple skittles from his pocket, Spike knocking the baggy away, "Pay attention you dumb wit." and they go in and find a short green man.
Spike yells, "Bloody hell, it's a god damn Irishmen!, he's a tiny little bugger isn't he?"
Shawn, "I'll believe that when my shit turns purple and tastes like rainbow sherbert."
The leprechaun runs yelling that you have to catch him if you want his gold. Spike runs after but,
Shawn stands there and throws a chair, knocking out the leprechaun, "I'm to damn lazy to chase his ass down."
Shawn says they wait for it to wake up. The leprechaun wakes up and they threaten it by vamping out and the leprechaun faints and wakes up a few minutes later. He faints again and Spike, getting angry, snaps it's neck and leaves.
Shawn, "Oh come on...skittles!"