I don't own Naruto but I want rights to Icha Icha Paradise just so I could write it, and Sakura and Sasuke would have died after Sasuke raped her a the Valley of End. Well so let's start this shit.
Oh and btw I'm not doing the fuckin Japanese names of the jutsu or whatever so if you don't like it go suck a dick, not really but yeah.
'Thinking'
"Speaking"
"Demon talking or jutsu names"
'Demon thinking'
"Type of sword stance"
"Well now, since it is the first day at the Academy, I want to know what yall know. So First off, who knows any jutsu?" Iruka said to the entire class knowing that only the ninja families would teach their kids jutsu at a young age.
To his surprise 7 kids raised their hands. He called them in order and told them to do the jutsu or jutsu's that they could do. First up was Choji who could only do his families Body expansion technique and he left and sat next to Shikamaru. Next was Hinata Hyuuga. She could only do the Henge and Replacement.
After her Shikamaru was called up. He did his clan technique shadow possession jutsu and sat next to his best friend choji while muttering the Nara's trademark saying "troublesome". Next was Shino he did a version of a clone that dealt with his Kakia bugs.
Next was Naruto who got up and went to the front of the class and looked straight in the eyes of Iruka. "Can we go outside a lot of my jutsu cannot be done inside because many innocent people could get hurt." Iruka nodded, "Okay class lets go out side because I'm sure that Sasuke's jutsu is not appropriate for the class room am I right?"
"Um Sensei you forgot about me." A boy said from the back of the class. Iruka looked up" Sorry Itakame I didn't see you. Can you do your jutsu inside?" "Only one of the Sensei the other was one that I made that cannot be demonstrated inside even though it is not deadly."
The class looked at the kid. He wore mostly white, he had white hair his skin was almost an unhealthy white (not like orochimaru, I said almost lol) he had on a white coat that had black trim at the bottom with a dragon in the middle of the jacket. (Kind of like the Bleach captain coats just not the center of the back.) He like Naruto left the jacket open that showed he had a skin tight black shirt and his pants were white Jounin like pants, with black trim. (Wouldn't that look beast? Might draw him later if yall want.)
"Okay sorry that I forgot about you." Iruka said while scratching the back of his head and lead the kids outside. "No problem, Just don't let it happen again." Itakame said with a voice that demanded obedience. Iruka stopped at the door and smiled at the kid, "no worries there Itakame. It will never happen again." The whole class sweatdropped at the sight of a Chunin scared and nervous near an academy student.
Okay Naruto, now can you go?" "Um id rather go last if I could sensei if that would not be a problem?" Naruto said to Iruka "It's not a problem I just would like to know why you would like to go last Uzumaki?" Mizuki said as he just walked outside.
"Um its kind of I want to sort out what jutsu that I want to show you." "Alright well Sasuke I guess your up." Iruka said as he turned tword Sasuke. Sasuke nodded and proceeded to fly threw a few hand seals and ended in the tiger seal. He brought his hand up to his mouth and yelled "Fire style: Grand Fire Ball!" As he blew a fireball as big as a medium sized boulder flew at a tree and hit it in the middle and in a few seconds the tree was burned to the ground.
"Very good Sasuke that is a very tough jutsu to use and you used it almost flawlessly." Sasuke's fangirls flew to his side congratulating him. "Yeah, almost is the key word there." Itakame said.
This got all the attention off all the fangirls and started to run after him trying to give him the beating of his life when he all of a sudden dissapered. This left even the academy teachers momentarily stunned, but smiled when he appeared in a tree next to the one that Sasuke used the jutsu on.
"That is the jutsu that I made, it completely hides my chakra and my visual body but I can still attack. And yeah I will sell this to the Hokage so that I may make a few hundred grand at it."Itakame said as he leapt from the tree and landed next to the two Chunin and said "the reason that it is dangerous is because anyone that is near enough would actually kill the caster. I know it is a major flaw but it will be very useful for Hunter Nin and Anbu."
The Chunin were flabbergasted at the drawback when Naruto stood ," Damn my turn already well lets start this shit" he mad a few hand signs that ended with bird and said "Water Clone" and a clone was made out of the puddle that was behind Mizuki and scared him senseless.
"Shadow Clone" Then with a puff a perfect replica of Naruto was standing next to him. He dispelled them both and Iruka asked "Naruto those are very dangerous and well kept jutsu; I know that the mist never gave out the water clone jutsu so how do you happen to know it?" That was also running threw Mizuki's mind 'How can the Demon Brat do that, I need to kill him soon, ill just get a group later and get him while he is walking home and I will be a hero. Hahahahaha'
"Well let me show you my next jutsu and you will know all that you need to know." After he said that Naruto bit his thumb smeared the blood on his hand and flew threw 13 hand signs and threw his hand at the ground. "Summoning Jutsu!" and a puff was heard, like the one for the shadow clone.
Mizuki was about to have a heart attack 'Who the fuck in their right mind would trust the demon enough to let him summon. Never the less the only summons the village has is kakashi's nin dogs, Tsunade's slugs and Jiriaya's….' He never finished that thought.
Naruto stood on top of a 10 foot toad in armor and had a 7 foot katana at his side. "Naruto why have you summoned me here?" Naruto jumped down and looked the toad in the eye. Gama-sama I am sorry, I was told to show my skills and I decided that I would show my summons that Jiriaya-sensei taught me, forgive me and tell Gumabunta that in a few years after my first kill, and maybe bounty, we will have our drink."Naruto chuckled at the last bit. "alright Naruto and I will relay that message for you I just hope the bounty is in the millions because the boss will drink you till you almost die." And with that the toad puffed away just like the shadow clone did.
Everybody in the class was in a state beyond shock. The blonde boy just did jutsu that blew Sasuke's fireball away. Way in the back of the crowd a little Hyuuga that we all know (and most love) stared at Naruto
'Wow he looks so confident why cant I be like that, that is just one more reason that I l-l-love you N-N –Naruto-Kun.' Just as she was about to look up she felt a presence right on side of her she looked up and was in shock.
Naruto just appeared next to her, looked down at her and smiled. Hinata looked down and started to play with her fingers while sporting a blush that puts an apple to shame. 'He smiled at me oh my I'm feeling so ashamed, I can't even look at him, the person that I love.' With that she tilted her head up and looked at Naruto who was looking at her with his natural crystal blue eyes.
'kami' Hinata thought ' His eyes are just so beautiful, I could just get lost in those, they are filled with confidence, and the will to never back down and what looks like… concern?' "Hinata,…Hinata? Hello are you there girl, Earth to Hinata."
"Ano..My bad Naruto-kun I'm okay just a bit tired I didn't sleep very well last night." She lied and hoped that he bought it. Naruto looked in her eyes and she started to blush even more,"Hinata are you sure your okay you look kind of flustered, maybe you should go home now."
Hinata was about to speak when Iruka turned to the class, "Okay now that we have a gauge for your skill level and about where you are at in the class for jutsu lets go inside for a little test on the history of Konoha and the previous Hokage's."
Almost everybody groaned at this, one more loudly than the others *cough*Nara*cough* Naruto, Itakame, Sasuke and Shino did nothing but walk up and sit in the seats they were before. With Naruto next to Hinata *Wink*
Iruka passed out the tests and told them they had an hour to finish. ' A fuckin hour more like 30 damn seconds' thought Naruto 'Lets see "who defeated the Kyubi?" my goodness what the fuck is with that question. Even a retard knows that. The fourth Hokage killed the demon fox' "Don't be so sure of that kit." "What was that" "Naruto be quiet or you will get your test taken away!"
"Sorry sensei it won't happen again" Naruto thought 'I could have sworn I heard a voice.' "You did kit, just hurry and finish your test and you will know who I am." Naruto finished his test 10 seconds after Shikamaru. They both got perfect papers.
'Now what do I do to find out about the voice in my head?' "Are you retarded just mediate kit, clear your mind and try to picture going into your mind" Naruto did that and fell into a deep trance like state that nobody notice but Itakame and Iruka. They both thought 'Wow that's a deep fuckin trance nothing can wake him except the Kyubi attack.'
*Naruto's Mindscape*
"Wow my mind is a fuckin damp sewer. Well considering what the fuck I went threw before Hayate and Jiriaya taught me I can kind of believe it." Naruto then heard a deep breathing coming from down the hall, it almost sounded like growling. He followed the main hall all the way until he got to the main room where he saw a cage that had the kanji for "Seal" on it.
Then a set of eyes opened on the other side they were straight red, and Naruto could feel the hate and killing intent that was radiating off of the monster like thing. As Naruto went closer to examine the monster and the seal (he did train under Jiriaya for a little while so he knows a little bit about them just not a lot) a giant claw lashed out at him making him jump back and unsheathe both his swords and got into the "dance of the whirlpool" style. (Odori no uzu in the first chapter)
The giant monster looked at the boy, " that style was one that I never saw that often. The only time that I saw that was when I was in whirlpool country where I met a bunch of Kenjutsu masters. Now what were their names Uzumane, Uzumkia…"
"Um Uzumaki?" " Yeah that was them. They were the only group to ever give me a challenge, while in my human form, beside the damned Hokage that put me in this damned seal." Naruto's eyes widened and he took a step back "K-k-kyubi?" "Yes kit, it is I the Biju Queen, the Kyubi no Kitsune. Now kit what is your name."
The Kyubi said more as a demand than a question. "I am Naruto Uzumaki, and I am in my mind isn't that correct Kyubi-sama? "Yes kit and don't call me Sama it makes me feel old." "Well what do you want me to call you Kyubi…" "Chan" The demon said as she turned into her human form that looked to be 17 years old with long red hair that covered her front "assets" and whisker marks like the ones that Naruto has.
"Wow Kyubi-Chan you look beautiful," 'almost as much as Hinata, wait where did that come from… oh well' Kyubi blushed at the comment and looked at Naruto. "Naruto-Kun, you are about to leave," Naruto was about to interrupt but Kyubi held up her had to make him stop "This is your mind, and I don't think that you like it so why don't you make it into something better, and if you do a good job ill protect you from mindwalkers."
Naruto agreed and made his mind look like a very dense forest. And in the middle of that forest was a double door that looked like it went to the center of the Earth if you opened them that protected his mind and all that he had in it that could be dangerous if it got in the hands of a ninja of another elemental city.
"Wow Naruto-Kun you did way better than I thought, just make sure that they have many types of wildlife, because of me you will have a natural fox scent about you and many foxes will come to you rather than others" Naruto nodded showing both that he did what Kyubi wanted and that he understood what she meant.
"Well Kyubi-Chan it's been fun but I guess that it's time that I get back to Iruka sensei's lesson." "oh and Naruto –Kun I will also be teaching you in your mindscape while you think or meditate, nothing big like jutsu but more strategy and theories so that you could be a ninja of the highest caliber."
Naruto came back when the last person, a civilian by the name of Temi Nakashi turned in her paper and turned and walked back up and looked at Itakame and smiled and blushed when he smiled at her also.
"Well everybody is finished so you all are free to go do whatever you want to." Iruka said before he and Mizuki walked out of the room. Naruto turned to Hinata "Hey Hinata-Chan do you want to come and train with me?" "Sure N-N-N-Naruto-K-Kun lets go." "Wait a second hey Itakame do you want to come train with Hinata and me?"
Itakame looked taken back "You want me to train with you? The likely rookie of the year? Why would I not want to at least if I could take my friend."
"Sure the more the better I always say" Naruto said and walked with Hinata tword the door as Itakame took Temi by the hand and followed along with Naruto to training ground 7. "Okay all of you do you know how to use chakra…." "Temi" "Okay all of you do you know how to use chakra Temi-San?" "No.." She looked ashamed to be the only one in the group that could not
"Don't worry we can all teach you how to, now the first thing you must do is mediate so that you could feel your chakra and try to bring it out of your body, to the surface of your skin. Don't worry if it takes a while, this part normally takes a while and most others in our class won't learn this for another year or two so you're going to have a jump on the rest of the class."
She looked hopeful then they all sat down and got into the lotus stance and started to mediate. Once again Naruto went into that deep trance like the one in class 'Wow that is really deep like the one in class, I must remember to ask him how or why he does that' Itakame thought. After 30 minutes Temi was able to locate and bring it up to her skin that surprised everyone there.
*Naruto's mindscape*
Naruto started wondering around the forest and came upon a little fox. The fox jumped up on him and snuggled against his neck and fell asleep there. Naruto sweatdropped at this. At that point Kyubi walked up to Naruto " Well I see that you are back Naruto-Kun, while you are here let us start your training." Then a shogi board and pieces appeared out of nowhere.
"Now Naruto, I'm going to implant in you the knowledge on how to play shogi and the basic strategies." After a second Naruto and Kyubi sat down at the board and started playing for what looked like hours. After 15 games Kyubi won all of then although Naruto was getting better at strategizing. "Well since we are done with that lets start on theories."
"Okay now I know that you were taught buy Jiriaya the Gama Sannin. So you already know most of the theories of Fuuinjutsu. So now we will talk about the types of seals that you could make. In theory you could seal even a mountain away and bring it somewhere else. All that you need is the right seal form. "
"Now I will teach you one today and we won't stop till you could form it perfect in less than a minute. After that you have master this then you could print it with you eye but I want you to work for what you know. Your not going to be like those Uchiha bastards that bastardize anything that they look at with those accursed eyes. This seal can seal parts of humans bodies so that way you could get bounties on more ninja per stop at the bounty office. Does that make sense Naruto."
"Yeah Kyubi-Chan" He was also thinking how he could use seals along with his doujutsu so that he could set up the perfect traps. With that he could be the perfect trap master, and no one would see it coming. "Well Kyubi-Chan its about time that I get going and all so ill see you next time. Till later Ja ne."
Naruto came to just in time to see Temi be able to access her chakra. Naruto stood and whistled "wow bout 30 minutes and you got your chakra. That's got to be a record for a villager." Itakame jumped up and hugged Temi. Then when he noticed what he was doing he let go, blushed, and mutter sorry.
Temi on the other hand was in deep thought. 'The boy I really like, maybe even love, is holding me. I hope that it will never end' when all too soon it did. "No problem, I didn't mind" Temi said low enough that only Itakame heard her. Itakame blushed and stumbled back near Naruto.
"Well today was an eventful day, if yall want we could all come and train here when we have time" Naruto said after he saw that everyone nodded and were leaving Itakame stopped Naruto. "Hey Naruto, what happened when you were meditating" "huh what do you mean Itakame?"
"While you were meditating, you went into almost a trance like state and only came out of it when Temi-Chan got her chakra." "Temi-Chan?" Naruto raised his eyebrow. "Um never mind I got to go" and with that Naruto was left alone in the clearing.
He was about to dash home when he pulled out his katana and hit 3 shuriken out of the air and then embedded them into a tree close by. "Well it seems that the Demon has some skill but still it won't matter I will kill you and I'll be a hero." Said a man whose face was hid in the shadow of hood.
Naruto then took out his other sword and got into the "dance of the whirlpool" and then he turned on his doujutsu and disable the gravity weights that he had on. Then his image faded and he appeared next to Mizuki. Mizuki took out a kunai and tried to stab Naruto who blocked it with his Wakashi.
After a little while Naruto was standing in the middle of the clearing and Mizuki was standing near the side of the clearing. "Hey Demon, do you know why every single one of the villagers hate you, well do you brat?" Naruto decided to play dumb to see if Mizuki would tell him something that he didn't already know.
"No Mizuki-teme I don't know why, why don't you go ahead and tell me so we could get on with this fight." "You stupid little demon bastard! Well I know that you know about the Kyubi being defeated by the Yondiame Hokage right?" Naruto nodded his head showing that he was following Mizuki and playing him like a fool.
"Well Demon the Yondiame never did kill the demon he only sealed it. He sealed it in you and now you are the Kyubi reincarnate. I MUST FINISH WHAT THE YONDIAME STARTED NOW DIE KYUBI BRAT!" Naruto faked surprise and when Mizuki was in range he shoved his sword into Mizuki's chest piercing his heart.
"Now before you die let me tell you something I knew about the Kyubi earlier today. She and I had a nice conversation and you know what…I have no remorse in killing you."
And with that he decapitated Mizuki. As he was walking away, he notice a team of Anbu come up and ask what happened none of the Anbu believed him and attacked him. Naruto entered the "Dance of Stone" where he relies on the faults of others to kill them.
He stood there and waited as one of the lower Anbu charged him. Naruto blocked the blade of the standard issue katana that all the Anbu got.
He parried and he cut the Anbu across the chest and cut the top half of his heart in the process and he went into the second stance of the "Dance of Stone". Then the other 2 lower Anbu charged and tried to kill Naruto.
And the charged Naruto jumped over their slices. Then he landed on the tree and spring boarded off of it and stabbed one of the Anbu in the throat and landed on his feet.
The other Anbu looked shocked to see an academy student killed 2 elite Anbu. Naruto then took that moment of shock to close the gap between him and the Anbu when he then picked up his wakashi and slammed it into the chin of the Anbu and pierced his brain and he saw the sword sticking out of the top of his head.
He then slid the sword out and got into the "dance of the dragon" and charged the Anbu captain where he engaged the Anbu in a fierce Kenjutsu battle. The Anbu and Naruto locked swords for the fifth time. They were both fighting for dominance when Naruto jabbed out with his wakashi and the Anbu jumped back and started making hand signs.
Naruto saw what jutsu the man was using and starting making his own signs much faster than the Anbu and they finished at the same time Naruto yelled "Water style: water dragon jutsu" The Anbu yelled "Fire style: Grand Fireball" Then the two jutsu crashed together and the dragon won and went threw the fireball.
The water dragon hit the Anbu with enough force to push him into the tree behind him. Then Naruto activated his Doujutsu and placed 100 gravity seals on the Anbu. Then the Anbu fell down and Naruto appeared before him and started hand seals "Fire style: Grand Fireball"
The Anbu fell on the ground dead and then the Hokage with his group of personal Anbu arrived to see Naruto kill the Anbu. The Hokage took one look at the face of one of them and knew they were from the foot program that Danzo, a corrupt war hawk made to try to get the best shinobi.
After those two incidents the rest of the Academy went smoothly for the 4 friends. They also got to know Shikamaru Nara, Choji Achamichi, and Shino Aburame. They all were at the top of the class with Sasuke Uchiha, the only one to survive the attack on the Uchiha clan by his own brother.
Now Sasuke was fully emo and the gay avenger that everbody knows(and no one but Sakura and Ino love) and this was the last day in their academy. "Hey yall, are yall all ready for the test. I'm sure that we all will pass no problem the only thing that I have to worry about is the taijutsu test." Naruto said
"Why would you have to worry about that?" Hinata said. "Well Itakame is just as good as me if I can't use my swords, and if I keep my weights on." He smiled at Itakame and he just scowled at Naruto.
The two girls that were with them just giggled as Naruto and Itakame stared at each other and then looked away and they both smiled a genuine smile and they both thought 'I found someone that accepts me I just wonder what will happen when I tell him about my secret.
The all walked into the room and sat down next to each other. Naruto and Hinata were in the back row and Itakame and Temi were in the seats in front of them then after 10 minutes Iruka walked in to the room and he went up to his desk and revealed the headbands they were receiving.
(skipping the graduation exam they all pass and all that now im goin to the taijutsu tourney)
The last two matches for the boys were about to be fought. It was Shino vs. Naruto and Itakame vs. Sasuke. (im skipping those matches just thought you should know who were the final 4) the winners of the matches were Naruto and Itakame.
Naruto and Itakame were standing im the mat. They both looked at each other when Iruka said start they both lashed out. They both blocked their opponent's bocks with their other hand. They jumped back and Naruto ran forward and threw a roundhouse kick aimed at Itakame's head.
Itakame dropped down and Naruto tried to bring his other leg down to deliver an axe kick to Itakame's back when he rolled out of the way. Then Itakame tried to deliver a kick straight up into Naruto's chin. Naruto did a flip and kicked Itakame in the chest.
Naruto followed it up with a punch to the gut that knocked the wind out of him but then Itakame hit Naruto in the face. They both got up slowly and Itakame ran at Naruto and he side stepped and hit Itakame in the back of the head and knocked him out. Iruka sweatdropped at the way that it ended.
Then Naruto saw that Hinata won the girls tournament and congratulated her then Iruka named Naruto rookie of the year. And they went inside to get their teams. Iruka then made another speech when they got inside.
"now four your teams team one is…"
Alright all of yall I need some help tell me who yall think should be on teams and their sensei and whoever has the most votes will happen but I had awesome ideas about the land of the waves with Hayate fighting Zabuza. And to answer some questions Hayate will get the cough when he gets attacked by Baki and live.
Well that all ttyl skeets gone