"Come on. Don't be serious," Ike said.
"I am. You do it," Lucario replied.
"I did it last time. It's your turn," Ike tried to persuade.
"No. I can't. I'm a Pokemon," Lucario finished, shoving Ike then running off.
"CHICKEN!" Ike yelled, and then picked up the strange cone.
"Where does this go…?" Ike muttered to himself. He held it in lots of different angles to inspect where it could possibly go.
Because you see, The Castle Siege had recently ordered central heating and Ike and Lucario had been paid to do it. They had been awake for a week, trying to install the final part.
Lucario ran back in and showed Ike a newspaper.
"Pokemon Stadium 2 Match cancelled!" Ike yelled, dropping the part onto the floor. "WHY! WHAT HAVE I DONE WRONG?" he screamed into the sky.
Lucario looked at the fallen part, which had snugly fitted into one of the slots.
"Ike! We did it! WE'RE FREE!" Lucario sang, and then started to dance.
"What the… HEY IT FITS!" Ike realised, and then started to run.
Lucario followed, and in no time at all, they were out.
Ike pulled out a giant switch and flicked it on. A large booming sound was heard, and the place became entrapped with flames.
"Oh, crap," Lucario said, charging up an Aura Sphere, which he pelted towards the flaming castle.
They ran up towards it, but they heard a scream. They ran in, and found Pit.
"Holy BLEEP! It's touching me" Pit screamed. Pit used his bow-sword thing to slash through the cables, and then started to eat a sandwich.
"Hey, he's the weird guy who looks like the guy in the diapers!" Ike yelled. "Hey! Diaper head! Over here!" He continued.
Pit looked towards them and took out his bow-sword. He aimed at Lucario, who just pelted another sixteen Aura Spheres at it, blowing it to nothingness.
Pit started to cry. "WHY DO YOU GUYS HATE ME JUST COZ I LOOK LIKE THE DIAPER GUY!"
He took out a machine gun and pointed it to Ike. Yeah. Big problem, ya see…
"Shudn't 'ave done that… now your in for it" Lucario told Pit before walking out.
Ike began to glow green, red, blue and yellow.
"GREAT AETHER!" Ike screamed and raised Pit into the sky.
"Ow, Oh, Ouch, ow, oh, ouch, ow, Oh, Ouch, ow, oh, ouch… BLEEP! Hey! Loser! Why hit ME…ME! MR UNDERWEAR!" Pit yelled as he was slammed by twelve repetitive slashes and kicks, before being slammed to the ground.
Ike ran out, shutting the door before locking it. Pit knocked on the door as hard as he could.
"Please let me out!!! I've got a family!!! They cant live without me!" Pit pleaded.
Reluctantly, Ike opened the door and chucked Pit out… A giant roar came.
"Great who's it now?" Ike and Pit said simultaneously and walked out of Castle Siege. Castle Siege or atleast what used to be Castle Siege completely dissolved to ash.
"Great work, Ike!" Lucario said.