"KAIT-IN-EH-GI-RI!" Link screamed, swinging his sword around him, wiping out Roy.

"If you're hungry, go eat something. Don't make me come down to your level." Roy replied. "And they call me the invincible son-of-the-one-and-only-Lord-Eliwood-and-of-Lyndis-(the-path-the-writer-took-from-many)-who-prefers-to-be-called-Lyn-from-the-GBA-Fire-Emblem-game-that-wasn't-released-in-the-U.S. That-was-a-mouthful." Roy continued.

"Shut-up-now-or-I'll-own-you." Link moaned

"It's spin attack. Not a nigiri." Link answered to Roy's dumb comment.

"And they tell me that you were in Melee? Yeah. Right" Link continued.

"Whatever. I hate you." Roy answered, barely batting an eyelid

"I hate you more," Link commented.

"Hey! Since we both do the same thing, hate each other, wanna be best friends?" Roy suggested.

"O.K. What we gonna do first?" Link accepted.

"Let's get some noodles." Roy answered.

So Link and Roy went to Delphino Plaza to find a noodle bar. But what they didn't know was Ganondorf had tried (and miserably failed) to take over.

Ganondorf was climbing a tower when he saw the duo. He jumped down casually, falling on his head as he tried to be cool. He decided that he'll kill them. He got out his giant sword and walked up to a corner and as they came and brandished his sword. They didn't notice and turned the corner and entered a noodle bar.

"Why me? Why fail me?" Ganondorf asked himself and tried to follow them. Unfortunately he was too tall and hit the doorframe, fell over and rolled down a hill onto a boat that was heading for Rainbow Ride.

Link and Roy both got the biggest bowl of noodles in the menu and were racing to see who could eat all the noodles first. Shamefully they both were stuffed after a third of the bowl. Roy had eaten just 5 more bites than Link, so he was declared the leader. They paid 1000 coins each to Kirby and walked out.

They next went a carnival at the shore. They put 5 coins into the 'Hit Dedede in the head with a golden hammer' machine and tried to hit the top. Roy sheathed his sword and grabbed the hammer and slammed it, leading himself to a next to the top Wolf K.O Level. Link however took out the Megaton hammer and used his aerial down C, knocking it all the way to 'Completed All-Star Mode without any damage'

He threw away his smashed hammer and walked off. It was almost night there, so they decided to go home to Hyrule Castle and Temple respectively.

While Roy was going home- he saw someone. They ran into the shadows and jumped high onto a building.

"Who-who's there?" Roy stuttered, drawing his sword.

"Guess." Came a feminine voice from the tower.

"…um…urr…Mr Mime?" Roy guessed.

"Nope. Guess again." It asked again.

Roy looked around and backed away. He caught a glimpse of blue material as he sprinted all the way to Temple.

The next morning, Roy declared to himself the Mr. Mime he saw was out to stalk him. But you couldn't blame him. The (obviously female due to my description) character was added in Brawl, but had connections to Melee characters. When he met-up with Link in the Wi-Fi Practice room, they left for the warp star to Delphino Plaza.

As they walked through the place where the Mr. Mime was Roy realised something. Since it was a FEMALE voice, it should be a Ms. Mime!

"So there is a Ms. Mime stalking me… Cool." Roy said.

"What?" Link asked. Link hadn't been there so Roy took pity on the N00b and told him all about when he was walking home and he saw the Ms. Mime.

"K… By your description it seems to me to be-" Link started, then stopped when Roy had run off.

When Link finally found Roy, he was talking to Ganondorf.

"I am Ganondorf. Ruler of the Black Desert People!" Ganondorf claimed.

Roy was charging a Flare Blade as he said, "I am Roy. Dude with awesome hair!"

As soon as Ganondorf realised he was going to be hit down the hill onto a ship that lead him to Rainbow Ride, which took him 6 hours to realise all he had to do was L-R-A-Start, he backed away saying "Please don't hit me. I'll give you all the green stuff your want!"

"I ate before I came here." Roy smiled, hitting Ganondorf, sending him flying to a stage in the next Smash Bros. Game.

"Roy, I think Ganondorf was talking about money, not lettuce." Link tried to tell Roy, but all he did was sheathed his sword and said "Mamoru bekimono no tame ni... makerarenai!" (For those who I protect, I cannot lose – One of Roy's ending poses)